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Join in and be as profane and obscene as you like. Here's a few to get us started beginning with the most tame of curses and ending with a couple that will surely condemn me to burn in the pit for all eternity. Gosh! Dernit! drat! God drat it! God drat you! God drat you to hell! Christ on a cross! Jumping Jesus Mary gently caress! I deny the divinity of Christ! I pour salt on the Four Wounds of Christ! I poo poo on the Four Wounds of Christ! I gently caress the Four Wounds of Christ! I poo poo on Christ, on the cross, on the carpenter that made it and on the son of a whore who planted the pine. I curse the wretched angel-tainted oval office of the mother of Christ who is the false messiah and on that slut virgin's god-ravished womb. She who is Mary the tool, eager whore to divine patrons, low born and valueless heir-making cow stock of a talentless cuckold carpenter. She who lay upon that stinking barn floor and who deserved no more comfort than the filth and oozed from herself the child, greeted with piled poo poo and piss-drenched straw. She that puked into the world that whimpering babe that became the abandoned, forsaken, ignored, helpless, broken, fading god forever crucified, the Warrior of Bladeless Words and Marshal of the Feeble. Hatred and anger and spite unto these that abominable sow and pigspawn dog and forever foul curses and a miserable fate to all who kneel in supplication to these icons of cowardice and wrongfully honor their names. If blasphemy isn't your thing you could maybe try a seditious, radical screed inspiring violent anarchy. I'm open to stuff.
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gently caress the Holy Spirit.
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Aug 16, 2014 13:14
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Euphoria Fedora Gentlesir Hail Satan
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Aug 16, 2014 13:15
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Christ on a ten speed bike.
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Aug 16, 2014 13:16
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You give Jesus a handful of skittles The skittles fall through his hand holes Jesus sad 
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Aug 16, 2014 13:17
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Troll Bridgington posted:You give Jesus a handful of skittles it was more in the wrists really...
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Aug 16, 2014 13:18
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Al Borland posted:it was more in the wrists really... Yeah but...
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Aug 16, 2014 13:19
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Troll Bridgington posted:Yeah but... you say thats when you say, "Yeah thats what jesus said when he was giving me a dead gay handjob."
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Aug 16, 2014 13:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8 and also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-4TtzfvNTM
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Aug 16, 2014 13:20
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so what happened betwen you and this jesus character
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Aug 16, 2014 13:20
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lonesomedwarf posted:so what happened betwen you and this jesus character was late delivering his jimmy johns.
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Aug 16, 2014 13:21
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He stole the heroin, obviously. Angry Withdrawals are the pits.
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Aug 16, 2014 13:24
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Jesus and I just don't see eye to eye on some stuff and gently caress his mother in any event.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:11
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Jesus and I just don't see eye to eye on some stuff and gently caress his mother in any event. Edit, you see the poo poo he pulls on me just to be a dick? Rando fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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Aug 16, 2014 14:11
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Rando posted:Jesus and I just don't see eye to eye on some stuff and gently caress his mother in any event. Yep god gonna god.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCA8rLya5qg
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Aug 16, 2014 14:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEZPws99WBQ
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Aug 16, 2014 14:24
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Covered in black *turns page* poo poo.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7YD5et4v0
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Aug 16, 2014 14:33
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Jesus Cucking Christ
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Aug 16, 2014 14:33
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God is a dick!
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Aug 16, 2014 14:43
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Christ's cock in a camel's rear end!
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Aug 16, 2014 14:44
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To which Peter replied "I wouldn't gently caress that Magdelane bitch with Judus's cock".
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Aug 16, 2014 14:48
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I am God.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:53
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The curse phrase You Christless fool is big up here in dear old Maine
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Aug 16, 2014 14:58
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I'm gay
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Aug 16, 2014 15:07
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May God have mercy on your soul! See what I did there? OR DID I!
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Aug 16, 2014 15:09
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Baphomet had some good ideas.
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Aug 16, 2014 15:49
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 oh gently caress is that a j/o crystal
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Aug 16, 2014 15:50
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I don't think you all are being nearly as heretical and abominable as you could be. I'll try another. You should try too. Just think of the holy trinity as that clique of fuckface kids from high school that tied you up in the shower and sodomized you. The Trinity is just a heavenly daisy chain, a circle-jerk at the mutual admiration society.
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and a clasic... The Litany of Satan O you, the wisest and fairest of the Angels, God betrayed by destiny and deprived of praise, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! O Prince of Exile, you who have been wronged And who vanquished always rise up again more strong, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who know all, great king of hidden things, The familiar healer of human sufferings, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who teach through love the taste for Heaven To the cursed pariah, even to the leper, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who of Death, your mistress old and strong, Have begotten Hope, — a charming madcap! O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who give the outlaw that calm and haughty look That damns the whole multitude around his scaffold. O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who know in what nooks of the miserly earth A jealous God has hidden precious stones, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You whose clear eye sees the deep arsenals Where the tribe of metals sleeps in its tomb, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You whose broad hand conceals the precipice From the sleep-walker wandering on the building's ledge, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who soften magically the old bones Of belated drunkards trampled by the horses, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who to console frail mankind in its sufferings Taught us to mix sulphur and saltpeter, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who put your mark, O subtle accomplice, Upon the brow of Croesus, base and pitiless, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who put in the eyes and hearts of prostitutes The cult of sores and the love of rags and tatters, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! Staff of those in exile, lamp of the inventor, Confessor of the hanged and of conspirators, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! Adopted father of those whom in black rage — God the Father drove from the earthly paradise, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! Prayer Glory and praise to you, O Satan, in the heights Of Heaven where you reigned and in the depths Of Hell where vanquished you dream in silence! Grant that my soul may someday repose near to you Under the Tree of Knowledge, when, over your brow, Its branches will spread like a new Temple!
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please stop
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Nation posted:please stop Like an aggressive host of rape-hungry Seraphs I can not be stopped. My posts are as the Nephalim.
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Aug 16, 2014 17:06
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lotsa hellbound souls itt
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Aug 16, 2014 17:10
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You guys are gonna be in big trouble
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Aug 16, 2014 17:22
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if god is everywhere at once, is he in my rear end? is that why im so turned on right now?
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they're just lovely couches, i don't see what the big deal is
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Aug 16, 2014 17:28
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did anyone do the cult classic hail satan yet, our lord and saviour
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Aug 16, 2014 17:28
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"Pontius Pilate and Big J spent the night before the crucifixion pulling the hair out of each others nutsack one by one and it wasn't supposed to be gay but Jesus popped a big gay boner and Pontius was all like 'woah, not cool man. I will crucify you for this'. And then he did, and it was good." -Deuteronomy 4:20
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jesus was black
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