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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
There is no reason to drink soda when naturally flavored carbonated water beverages exist and contain zero calories.

Get some of the Canada Dry Seltzer and you will have no need for Soda or Diet soda. They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Why do people drink carbonated water when tap water exists? Zero calories, like $10 for 2,000 gallons

Quinctia
Jul 17, 2006

Disasterrific.
Seltzer's loving gross. I don't know what they do to it, but it will smell delicious and taste disgusting.

Sparkling water's okay, though.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
seltzer is for old people

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
Why do people drink anything? Dying of thirst is ultimately much more efficient.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Quinctia posted:

Seltzer's loving gross. I don't know what they do to it, but it will smell delicious and taste disgusting.

Sparkling water's okay, though.

Sparkling Water and Seltzer are the exact same thing.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

Why do people drink anything? Dying of thirst is ultimately much more efficient.

Better drink your own piss

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
why do people pay for food or water when they can just eat and drink other people poo poo and piss

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

The Taint Reaper posted:

There is no reason to drink soda when naturally flavored carbonated water beverages exist and contain zero calories.

Get some of the Canada Dry Seltzer and you will have no need for Soda or Diet soda. They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

Hahaha this goon must be incredibly old. Srltzer is a thing that old men drink. I bet you play cards too. lmbtfo

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Because soda has caffeine and also doesn't taste like poo poo

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Baracula posted:

Hahaha this goon must be incredibly old. Srltzer is a thing that old men drink. I bet you play cards too. lmbtfo

I really never got into Magic The Gathering.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Please call it Club Soda.

Godbless

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
op there is no reason for you to post here when you literally have a reddit account

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

The Taint Reaper posted:

There is no reason to drink soda when naturally flavored carbonated water beverages exist and contain zero calories.

Get some of the Canada Dry Seltzer and you will have no need for Soda or Diet soda. They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

why eat food when we can get everything we need in pill form and put them in our butts for easy absorption and be gay like me

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
seltzer water is loving disgusting. just drink normal water

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hwbrgdtse posted:

seltzer is for old people

I think jewish people drink it for passover to celebrate that elijah isnt going to slaughter them in their sleep, or maybe to ward him away

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
and coke zero is about 1000 times better than seltzer water, even though coke zero is terrible

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Just drink bourbon, jesus it's not that hard.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Sparkling water + lime/lemon. :love:

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

The Taint Reaper posted:

They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

drinking something that tastes like an alcoholic beverage but contains no alcohol is for the birds

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Why do people drink Seltzer when Tonic Water exists?

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Did you ever notice that when you drink carbonated beverages your piss doesn't become carbonated? What's up with that?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

resistentialism posted:

Did you ever notice that when you drink carbonated beverages your piss doesn't become carbonated? What's up with that?
dude someone is switching your piss out and selling your real piss to the immigrant doctors

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Seltzer tastes repulsive, water crew 4lyfe

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

seltzer is a good drink

for a clown to spray

at the circus

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Diet soda had no calories, tastes better, and has caffeine.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

scalded schlong posted:

seltzer is a good drink

for a clown to spray

at the circus

this

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





tap water owns gimme dem minerals and fluoride

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

soda water is good and tastes good. you people are weird

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero

Ginette Reno posted:

Because soda has caffeine and also doesn't taste like poo poo

one of those things are true

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Good drinks:
Mild teas
Drinkable yogurt, kaffir
Sugar water drinks you make yourself
Moxie

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Why do people drink water when there is Dew?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Double fisting tap water and coke zero. Live hard.

naem
May 29, 2011

Water is for noobs, I just have seperate glasses of hydrogen and oxygen and mix them in my mouf

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

agreed op

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I infuse my own vodkas and home infused vodka is lovely with soda water. It's too sweet for me if I mix with sprite or whatever.

Also are club soda and seltzer the same or slightly different?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

uG posted:

op there is no reason for you to post here when you literally have a reddit account
ah this explains his multitude of bad opinions

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
how has anybody not said this? soda tastes way better than club sode lol

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
just chug down a big refreshing bottle of tonic water

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

The Taint Reaper posted:

I really never got into Magic The Gathering.

lol MTG is for old grognerd fuckers

Hearthstone is where its at

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