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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy


how embarassing must that be to be on the team that got 2 hit by a girl

Philly 4 eva

Can black women even vote in Tennessee?

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
so if you decide to charge her mound youre going to look like some sort of misogynist even if shes nailing you with balls, thats not fair

JonasSalk
May 27, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER
She's probably a Japanese spy.

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

Drunk & Ugly posted:

so if you decide to charge her mound youre going to look like some sort of misogynist even if shes nailing you with balls, thats not fair

she's 13 years old so you're certainly gonna look like something

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
blacks have more fast twitch muscle fiber from years of select breeding by slave owners

-indiana jones

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Drunk & Ugly posted:

so if you decide to charge her mound youre going to look like some sort of misogynist even if shes nailing you with balls, thats not fair

aatrek parachute spotted

JonasSalk
May 27, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

PromethiumX posted:

blacks have more fast twitch muscle fiber from years of select breeding by slave owners

-indiana jones

That destroyed Indiana's career.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
why is she holding the ball like that

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ashgromnies posted:

why is she holding the ball like that
you can't expect kids to know how to hold balls you fuckin pedophile

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
thats sick

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
ohhh she a bad bitch

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

ashgromnies posted:

why is she holding the ball like that

shes throwing a breaking ball

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



brave nazi aviator posted:

she's 13 years old so you're certainly gonna look like something

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

aatrek parachute spotted

of course GBS goons don't recognize sports vocabulary

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
what a cool sport.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
drat son

women in baseball would be sweet, imo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
It would rule:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBflqmcdPc

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

of course GBS goons don't recognize sports vocabulary

remember that time that robin ventura charged the mound and had passionate sex with nolan ryan

i love baseball

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
She just made a bunch of unfulfilled parents racist and misogynist.


"Women and nig..african americans should have their own league so Billy can win!"
:qqsay:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
all those kids dads are deeply ashamed of their sons

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

JakeP posted:

all those kids dads are deeply ashamed of their sons

they're playing baseball that was preexisting.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

what is this thread even about. who is she and what did she do

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
someone threw a ball i think

I dunno baseball isnt a real sport anyway

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Agnostalgia posted:

they're playing baseball that was preexisting.


Zzulu posted:

someone threw a ball i think

I dunno baseball isnt a real sport anyway

Go back to Russia nad play gymnastics or whatever it is you people do

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JakeP posted:

Go back to Russia nad play gymnastics or whatever it is you people do
it's ballet, a noble sport

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Haha. Oh child.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i hope the headline read "girl doesn't let boys get to second base"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

so did she win the game or something? help me out here guys

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

JakeP posted:

all those kids dads are deeply ashamed of their sons

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

you irl posted:

i hope the headline read "girl doesn't let boys get to second base"

Lol

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you irl posted:

i hope the headline read "girl doesn't let boys get to second base"

*takes a chomp*
Sep 4, 2006

you irl posted:

i hope the headline read "girl doesn't let boys get to second base"

Oh god. Too funny

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Drunk & Ugly posted:

so if you decide to charge her mound youre going to look like some sort of misogynist even if shes nailing you with balls, thats not fair

y know what they said about grass on the field

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

you irl posted:

i hope the headline read "girl doesn't let boys get to second base"

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
and when we check back in 2 years all the boys will have gone through puberty and she'll get blinded by a line drive off the face when some kid who's shaving rifles one back at her.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

and when we check back in 2 years all the boys will have gone through puberty and she'll get blinded by a line drive off the face when some kid who's shaving rifles one back at her.

lol you've never seen high school baseball being played have you

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

and when we check back in 2 years all the boys will have gone through puberty and she'll get blinded by a line drive off the face when some kid who's shaving rifles one back at her.

is 'shaving rifles' a euphemism for masturbating?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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ashgromnies posted:

why is she holding the ball like that

lol it's a curveball n00b.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Aug 17, 2014

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

you irl posted:

is 'shaving rifles' a euphemism for masturbating?

I'm going to try and use that in a sentence at some point before I leave work today.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

you irl posted:

is 'shaving rifles' a euphemism for masturbating?

well a comma would've helped that sentence make more sense but you win some you lose some

actually I take that back you're just being rude and not even plat

CISMALES DID 9-11 fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Aug 17, 2014

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
If I was on that team and one of my teammates struck out I'd laugh at them and tease them for getting struck out by a girl.

Worst insult ever to a 12-year-old boy.

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