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does this make me a woman
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They help u menstruate better.
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Aug 16, 2014 21:11
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never heard of it
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Aug 16, 2014 21:12
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they are better than clif bars, for sure
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Aug 16, 2014 21:21
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It means you're a werewolf, OP. Just don't drink Coors Light and you're set.
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Aug 16, 2014 21:27
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the only ones I have eaten have been 4-5 years old each so I am not a fan. they taste like granola that's going rancid
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Aug 16, 2014 21:28
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they're great when you're not feeling so fresh
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Aug 16, 2014 21:28
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yeah hmm I'm not feeling too good so I'll eat a tongue sized block of stale oatmeal covered in lemon smegma
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Aug 16, 2014 21:30
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all those energy bars or whatever have the taste and texture of some sort of suppliment they give to sick horses
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Aug 16, 2014 21:39
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potee posted:all those energy bars or whatever have the taste and texture of some sort of suppliment they give to sick horses cliff bars, white chocolate macadamian at least, are pretty tasty and are headquartered/manufactured(?) locally.
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Aug 16, 2014 21:40
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Xaris posted:cliff bars, white chocolate macadamian at least, are pretty tasty and headquartered locally so i don't mind.
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Aug 16, 2014 21:41
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health food should always be over priced, not really all that healthy and it should definitely have sucralose in it. expect this trend to continue until everyone here is dead. make sure in huge letters it says no gluten- this is important to the 98.2 percent of grocery buyers who do not have celiac's disease but refuse to believe any other explanation of their incredibly long list of shortcomings in fitness
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Aug 16, 2014 21:42
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really? they're always pretty soft (i mean they're still a bar, but they're definitely mashable) and chewey for me. did you have a stale one or something?
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Aug 16, 2014 21:42
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Xaris posted:really? they're always pretty soft (i mean they're still a bar, but they're definitely mashable) and chewey for me. did you have a stale one or something?
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Aug 16, 2014 21:44
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eat what you want, OP
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Aug 16, 2014 21:44
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Luna bars exist exclusively for eating the morning after waking up hung over at your new potential girlfriends hippie grad school apt because she has no other food items
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Aug 16, 2014 21:48
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I prefer Empire.
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Aug 16, 2014 21:49
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Not the hot one you wanted to date, and not one of the the super young ones who travels in packs, the really skinny one with nice legs and no boobs who always has like $3000 worth of hiking gear in her living room and no furniture. There's like 7 kinds of herbal tea but the only breakfast is a random Luna bar she pulls out and seems weirdly excited about and it's one of those lemon ones and the flavor mixes with the smell of lady parts on your breath still
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Aug 16, 2014 21:53
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naem posted:Not the hot one you wanted to date, and not one of the the super young ones who travels in packs, the really skinny one with nice legs and no boobs who always has like $3000 worth of hiking gear in her living room and no furniture. please continue
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Aug 16, 2014 21:55
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a hole-y ghost posted:those things are so dry and hard it's ridiculous that's what she said
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Aug 16, 2014 21:55
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I'm glad you like them. Your mom likes my "bars" also.
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Aug 16, 2014 21:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZ73uLyTCs
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Aug 16, 2014 21:59
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oh yeah! bars are better
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Aug 16, 2014 22:00
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You realize later that she likes the kind of blue collar style macho man act you can only pull off drunk since deep down you're a soft shy hippie exactly like her dad was, who she quietly resents Maintaining the farce becomes a challenge and you start arguing constantly, which somehow turns you both on and you keep loving angrily on your ikea futon and you have to hide all your grad school era literature texts and you find yourself staging boxes of nails and like power tools around your place like some kind of cargo cult manly man, meanwhile the hot one turns out to be her best friend and she's into you and dammit should have, gone for the blonde,
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Aug 16, 2014 22:02
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naem posted:Not the hot one you wanted to date, and not one of the the super young ones who travels in packs, the really skinny one with nice legs and no boobs who always has like $3000 worth of hiking gear in her living room and no furniture.
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Aug 16, 2014 22:06
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The dry taste of lemon, crumbling, like your will, bitter "tea" massaging your esophagus, a pale imitation of a true breakfast, a pale imitation of true love, long, sinewy legs framed in the sunlight, ARCHTERYX NORTHFACE the names like incantations warding off true adulthood, I CAN ALWAYS TEACH AT THE COLLEGE LEVEL she rationalizes, your seed still drying on her far trade cruelty free cotton undergarments,
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Aug 16, 2014 22:11
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naem posted:You realize later that she likes the kind of blue collar style macho man act you can only pull off drunk since deep down you're a soft shy hippie exactly like her dad was, who she quietly resents drat man this sounds a little too harsh not to be true
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Aug 16, 2014 22:20
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bloated, purple, dead on a toilet seat,
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Aug 16, 2014 22:21
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was this the art school girl who hosed everybody?
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Aug 16, 2014 22:25
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I like luna bars. I used to eat them at work and a co-worker knew I liked them and she got a big box of cliff bars for free. I took one bite and it was so overly sugary and sweet I couldn't even finish it. gently caress cliff bars.
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Why are there so many of these things flavored with chocolate? Like... man I just killed that workout bro! Can't wait to munch on a chocolate bar! Oh this melty, lovely tasting chocolate just hits the loving spot wow! 
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