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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

french didnt get overrun in ww1

everyone got overrun by ze germans in ww2

OK, so the Hun didn't get too far in the Great War, but the frogs took a huge beating in terms of casualties back then. Unless you count the Rus, but most of those losses were self-inflicted.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

50 Foot Ant posted:

It was rumor. I didn't hang out with the people who handled bioweapons. Some of the visitors told us that Greenland did a lot of NATO bioweapons work. Not making them, but counter-measures. Vaccines, treatments, poo poo like that. Most people think that the bioweapons program is nothing but coming up with better ways of killing people, but from I understood from classroom and rumor/bullshitting was that the majority of it was actually counter-measures. France had a lot of biotech firms, and the French officers we'd meet would always brag about their progress in this, that, or the other thing. The Greenland guys were pretty tight lipped, but in '87 they were pretty goddamn proud of themselves at the conference and six weeks later we got a new lovely vaccine that made us all throw up for 48 hours straight that was supposed to protect us from some bullshit that nobody but the bioweapons weirdos knew about.

It isn't The Stand, it's more along the lines of: "This disease is rumored to be weaponized, better come up with counter-measures and goddamn fast." The good bioweapons don't kill everything in sight in 30 minutes, they're more along the lines of dehabilitative agents, so counter-measures are always important.

Offense isn't really something talked about, although there were always rumors that the USSR lost two of their research cities loving with poo poo they didn't have the skill to be loving with.

From what I remember hearing about, Greenland was heavily involved in the NATO bioweapons program by working on counter-measures. Since research on crop and food-animal killing diseases counter-measures were hugely important.

Probably a lot more boring than anyone thought it would be.

Of course, we could always talk about Fort Dix, Fort Dietrich, or Aberdeen Proving Grounds. The rumors about Fort Sam Houston and Yakima Proving Grounds and some of the poo poo out there in Montana, North Dakota, and out at White Sands as well as Fort Bliss and Fort Erwin. You know, like the Anthrax that was left in the lunchroom fridge for 2 months, or the unsecure poo poo that always popped up, or how the US shipped bioweapons to Iraq under CDC labeling for 'disease research' in the 1980's or when a leak happened that killed a couple thousand sheep.

You know, the boring poo poo. Bioweapons are loving boring.

Wanna know how exciting they are? Go stare at your fridge for 3 weeks. There you have it.

I want to know more

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

50 Foot Ant posted:


Of course, we could always talk about Fort Dix, Fort Dietrich, or Aberdeen Proving Grounds. The rumors about Fort Sam Houston and Yakima Proving Grounds and some of the poo poo out there in Montana, North Dakota, and out at White Sands as well as Fort Bliss and Fort Erwin. You know, like the Anthrax that was left in the lunchroom fridge for 2 months, or the unsecure poo poo that always popped up, or how the US shipped bioweapons to Iraq under CDC labeling for 'disease research' in the 1980's or when a leak happened that killed a couple thousand sheep.


please talk aboutt this

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Lazy Reservist posted:

OK, so the Hun didn't get too far in the Great War, but the frogs took a huge beating in terms of casualties back then. Unless you count the Rus, but most of those losses were self-inflicted.

if you go by deaths as a % of population, the turks got the everliving gently caress kicked out of them, 15% of them died in 4 years

also france didnt lose a significant amount of men more than any other major power

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

if you go by deaths as a % of population, the turks got the everliving gently caress kicked out of them, 15% of them died in 4 years

also france didnt lose a significant amount of men more than any other major power

Not to get into a drunken history debate, but yes, the French didn't lose as much as others. However, out of the Entente, they did lose the largest percentage of population. My original point was that France adopted a "don't gently caress with us" attitude. First, the Maginot line, which was a colossal failure, and second, their WMD programs, which have both endeared and alienated them to the West.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

orange juche posted:

I heard mustard gas is the poo poo, but nerve agents are fun too


So many choices :ohdear:

For the 100th anniversary of WWI I caught a documentary that showed mustard gas survivors, holy poo poo, talk about nightmare fuel.

Hauldren Collider
Dec 31, 2012
Greenland is a town. I don't understand how it could possibly have the expertise to do any sort of serious bio research.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Dantu posted:

For the 100th anniversary of WWI I caught a documentary that showed mustard gas survivors, holy poo poo, talk about nightmare fuel.

The oldies are the goodies man

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hauldren Collider posted:

Greenland is a town. I don't understand how it could possibly have the expertise to do any sort of serious bio research.

Lots of unoccupied land is what i'd assume

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
The French population didn't grow as fast as other European countries during the 1800's. If it had grown as fast as Germany and the UK it would be the most populous country in Western Europe at something like 110 million. It's actually pretty weird since historically France had always been the largest country in Europe. Their demographic decline wasn't caused by wars though it did contribute to their decline in power. The French also got their teeth kicked in by the Germans in the 1870-71 Franco Prussian War which is when they became seriously concerned about their demographics.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Lazy Reservist posted:

You can't blame the frogs for being paranoid. After being overrun in two consecutive wars, they really ramped up their don't gently caress with us arsenal. Hell, they were still testing nukes well into the 90's. Plus Chirac even said they would nuke any country that attacks France via "terrorist means."

The French have a history of being cocky dick-swinging fucks quite often beyond their means that goes back well long enough to think there's something up with the Gallic water supply. Indochine and Dien Bien Phu showed plenty well that WWII didn't get that poo poo out of their system and Libya and the current African adventures shows they're still loving at it

Gonna be real loving amusing once Front National's in charge

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Snowdens Secret posted:

The French have a history of being cocky dick-swinging fucks quite often beyond their means that goes back well long enough to think there's something up with the Gallic water supply. Indochine and Dien Bien Phu showed plenty well that WWII didn't get that poo poo out of their system and Libya and the current African adventures shows they're still loving at it

Gonna be real loving amusing once Front National's in charge

You gotta admit, Marion LePen ain't too bad on the eyes...

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

wikidumbia posted:

Its major policies include economic protectionism, a zero tolerance approach to law and order issues, and anti-immigration. Since the 1990s, its stance on the European Union has grown increasingly eurosceptic. The party's opposition to immigration is focused on non-European immigration, and includes support for deporting illegal, criminal, and unemployed immigrants; its policy is more moderate today than it was at its most radical point in the 1990s.

hmmm

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Lazy Reservist posted:

You gotta admit, Marion LePen ain't too bad on the eyes...

Hey, just because I'd hit it with my meat bat doesn't mean she's enough to redeem France's honor.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Just imagine that they're really socialist, but yet, somehow, really nationalist

It'll all come together

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

I want to hear more about the bioweapon programs.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

please talk aboutt this

All the stories about BW are pure RUMINT, so treat it as such.

The first question is whether or not you believe Ken Alibek(ov) about the Russian BW program. All of his stories are basically impossible to verify, so I like to imagine they're all true. Like the one about stepping in a puddle of weaponized microorganism. Or the one about killing a whole bunch or Russians due to improper air filtration.

The really loving scary thing about BW research is that offense is the same as defense is the same as basic medical research. The United States has signed and ratified the Biological Weapons Convention... but we won't agree to any sort of enforceable verification/inspection measures. This isn't because we're running some sort of bugfuck black ops program; it's because if you gave someone with bad intentions access to the levels of biomedical research funding and technology available to the Government and American corporations, there is no end of trouble they could get into. After all, making a cure for Ebola worse isn't half as hard as developing a cure for it. (Also, we probably don't want assholes seeing what bioweapons defenses we're working on.)

Diseases are far worse than chem weapons because they're honed to specifically attack our bodies. If someone dies from poison gas, you don't have to trace back everyone who has been in contact with them. You don't worry that the gas (or enough of it in un-decayed, un-metabolized form) will be present in the blood and tissues to kill days after they pass on. Gas can't turn itself into a virtually immortal spore form that survives everything short of an autoclave.

BW attacks were vicious, sure: a properly deployed virus could wipe out a disgusting fraction of a nation's population, but that's only scratching the surface. If you've got all of genetics as your playground, why not go after the livestock and crops that feed a nation, or create time effect diseases that render an entire population bedridden and unable to resist until your coup de main is complete?

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Aug 20, 2014

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Lazy Reservist posted:

You gotta admit, Marion LePen ain't too bad on the eyes...



Zut alors.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Lazy Reservist posted:

You gotta admit, Marion LePen ain't too bad on the eyes...



What a shame.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Bolow posted:

real talk blood agents scare the loving poo poo out of me

Cyanide and poo poo? They just go up in vapour right at once. There's a reason cyanide gas was considered practical for executions, it won't linger in, say, the prison guard tower on its way out the duct.

I'm CBRN schooled. V-agents are what scare me. Take my word for it. Especially those honest-to-gently caress magic bullet agents the Russians cooked up during the cold war that make VX seem like ammonia.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
it's good to confirm that our CBRNE guy's thoughts on how ineffective our pro-masks and MOPP gear would be if someone actually had the gumption to use the stuff in storage

à la a weaponized ark of the covenant

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I figured even if my mask worked I

A. Wouldn't have the right filters for it

B. Wouldn't have an actual mopp suit

so I was hosed anyway

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
I have an old mopp suit in my closet that I got issued for my one deployment(and didn't sign for), never opened. Unfortunately I don't have a gas mask anymore, so... kind of pointless. I also wasn't issued a new gas mask for the deployment, so if the Taliban got their hands on anything(lol) I was hosed no matter what.

edit: I was also, in 6 years, never once issued prescription inserts for my mask. Or my ESS glasses.

Admiral Bosch fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Aug 20, 2014

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


You can get a legit gas mask at any army surplus store.

Chances are its better than the one they would have issued you anyway.

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
My gas mask that I've had for a year and a half got recalled a month ago. :smith:

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Sjurygg posted:

Cyanide and poo poo? They just go up in vapour right at once. There's a reason cyanide gas was considered practical for executions, it won't linger in, say, the prison guard tower on its way out the duct.

I'm CBRN schooled. V-agents are what scare me. Take my word for it. Especially those honest-to-gently caress magic bullet agents the Russians cooked up during the cold war that make VX seem like ammonia.

I was more referring to the end result. Suffocating while your lungs are still definitely working or drowning in my own blood is way shittier than spaasming out in agony for a couple seconds before blacking out and dying imho

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Fucitol posted:

it's good to confirm that our CBRNE guy's thoughts on how ineffective our pro-masks and MOPP gear would be if someone actually had the gumption to use the stuff in storage

à la a weaponized ark of the covenant



Yeah, back when I was working EMS in New York we all were issued our own MOPP suits in case of chemical attack. The chemical guy who trained us on how to use them said that they were good for maybe 20 minutes before the activated charcoal on the suit wore out and we started doing the chicken.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Cyanide's pretty quick. Just BAM inside your blood and blocks all oxygen uptake. Best part is, if you don't die, you get well again. There's even a pretty good antidote to it you can take whenever (Cyanokit, expensive as hell for some reason).

Nerve agents, on the other hand. Hoo boy. If you don't die you're hosed for life. The antidote is another poison, which might kill you if the extra hit of barbiturates they stuff into the autoinjectors don't dampen the spasms enough. I loving hate nerve agents. If I ever meet someone who tells me he worked on weaponizing phosphoric acid esters for the military I'm gonna kick his teeth in. After the nerve agent classes were done most of the guys in my class agreed that we'd just slug each other in the head if we got hit bad with it. Did I say I hate nerve agents? I hate nerve agents, and I hate the people who make them and want to personally blow a hole in the face of each and every one of the cunts. I respect people who genesplice plague and common cold and smallpox more than poison cookers.

And yeah the gear ain't worth poo poo if you get showered in Satan's gonorrhea piss but it's way better than nothing. Couple extra tarps help a lot, and shave your beard if you get a yellow chemical alert. Lots of warm water, maybe a splash of quicklime or even baking soda in there to help things along. Best thing is peroxide mixed with soda of some kind.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Sjurygg posted:

Couple extra tarps help a lot, and shave your beard if you get a yellow chemical alert. Lots of warm water, maybe a splash of quicklime or even baking soda in there to help things along. Best thing is peroxide mixed with soda of some kind.

I get the shave your beard aspect (for a full mask seal), but what :stare: to the rest of this?

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Decon. Just to accelerate breakdown of the agent(s). Peroxide and soda and some other poo poo, it's developed by the US Army. It's loving awesome stuff, works in the wintertime and no toxic residue an'everythin'.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Lazy Reservist posted:

Not to get into a drunken history debate, but yes, the French didn't lose as much as others. However, out of the Entente, they did lose the largest percentage of population. My original point was that France adopted a "don't gently caress with us" attitude. First, the Maginot line, which was a colossal failure, and second, their WMD programs, which have both endeared and alienated them to the West.

The Maginot Line worked perfectly. It was the supposedly impassable terrain in the Low Countries that failed. Germany avoided the line just as France hoped, but they blazed through the Low Countries in days instead of weeks...France was thinking of mobility in a very 1917 way.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

The Maginot Line worked perfectly. It was the supposedly impassable terrain in the Low Countries that failed. Germany avoided the line just as France hoped, but they blazed through the Low Countries in days instead of weeks...France was thinking of mobility in a very 1917 way.

lovely place to die though when command doesn't want to give up a position:

quote:

Lieutenant Bouguignon repeatedly asked General Aymé, his commander at the 3rd Colonial Infantry Division for permission to abandon the position. Aymé refused Bourguignon permission to evacuate, saying "Your mission has not changed." The commander of Chesnois, Bourguigonon's former commander who pleaded with the divisional staff to allow Bourguignon to evacuate, advised him that "A Maginot Line ouvrage is like a submarine. One doesn't leave a submarine: one sinks with it." Contact was lost with La Ferté overnight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouvrage_La_Fert%C3%A9#1940

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Oh sure, French planners and commanders were pretty poo poo at that point, but I think dying in any hole/pillbox sucks on some level.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Godholio posted:

Oh sure, French planners and commanders were pretty poo poo at that point, but I think dying in any hole/pillbox sucks on some level.

nuclear fire or gtfo

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Godholio posted:

Oh sure, French planners and commanders were pretty poo poo at that point, but I think dying in any hole/pillbox sucks on some level.

Should've done it the polish way

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Wizna

quote:

Raginis, realising that all of his men were wounded and his ammunition was almost depleted, ordered his men to surrender their arms to the Germans. He himself - seriously injured at the time - refused to surrender and committed suicide by throwing himself on a grenade

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Not really Iraq related, but with the current topic:

http://factually.gizmodo.com/less-t...dium=socialflow

The amount of uranium that actually exploded in Hiroshima was about 7/10ths of a gram, about the size of a peppercorn.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I'm not going through the links but if he's suggesting 7/10s of a gram was converted to energy that's a whole lot different from saying 0.7g of uranium reacted. You lose a tiny tiny tiny fraction of the mass of a neutron from a nucleus originally weighing 230-ish times that. I spent years pushing a submarine and I lightened the universe by a mere few paperclips doing so but I burned considerably more fuel up.

Also the Hiroshima gun-type was known to be absurdly inefficient. It was picked because it was a sure-fire bang in case the Trinity implosion design whiffled, but Trinity didn't, so the bomb dropped on Nagasaki (using implosion) all of three days later was much more in line efficiency-wise with more modern (fission, not thermonuclear) warhead designs. Again not going through the links but hopefully they're a lot less dumb than the Gizmodo take on them.

E: maths:

http://nuclearmangos.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-much-uranium.html

quote:

The "Little Boy" bomb over Hiroshima contained 64 kilograms of uranium. It was a gun-type assembly. It is easiest to imagine (though it's not quite exactly how it was actually designed) a "bullet" of uranium being shot into a form-fitting hollowed-out core, so that at the moment the bullet slid into and filled up the core, a sphere of uranium--of above critical mass--was formed. One can see that if each of the masses is just below critical mass, a total mass of just under twice critical mass could be acheived, allowing considerable engineering margin.

Of that 64 kg, only about 1 kg actually underwent fission. The other 63 kg of uranium were vaporized and sent spewing into the atmosphere over Hiroshima. And of that 1 kg that fissioned, only about 0.6 g--roughly the mass of a penny--was actually converted into energy. The other 999.4 g were fission products, again spewed out in the massive fireball created by a penny's worth of E=mc2.

The fraction of Uranium that actually gets fissioned (in this case, 1/64 or about 1.5%) is known as the "efficiency" of the weapon. The total energy release in a weapon is directly proportional to the efficiency. If you double the efficiency, you double the explosive power of the weapon. But higher efficiency does not lower the needed critical mass.

Snowdens Secret fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 20, 2014

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

http://cns.miis.edu/npr/pdfs/alibek63.pdf

Here's a pretty interesting interview of Ken Alibek, former head of the USSR's bioweapons program.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
That's a good interview about bio weapons.

Making bio weapons is really loving hard. They aren't manufactured, they are cultivated. You can't make them any faster by yelling at a soldier or paying overtime to a civilian. They also don't come out the same way every time. You are constantly throwing out crap that won't do what you want, assuming you can test it.

You also have to worry about design. You want that poo poo to go way the gently caress over there and kill all of those assholes before you roll through in a couple of hours. Bacteria and virii don't want to do that. They keep dying when you set them on fire, smack them with 20 Gs, or even let them float around in room temperature air. Anything lucky enough to survive will either take a few days to spread around and kill, or kill right away without spreading past the blast radius or flight path. Anthrax is the only thing people weaponized in a big way, because you can treat it like a chemical weapon.

So we didn't go in for bio weapons for the same reason we wouldn't build a stealth fighter that can dogfight, CAS, do carrier ops, and VTOL. It would be a stupid, dangerous waste of resources, and wouldn't work anyway.

Oh yeah, bio weapons have no loyalties and like to wander around doing their own thing. Using them is about as smart as arming Mujahedeen. It's sure to bite you in the rear end.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

Ceiling fan posted:

So we didn't go in for bio weapons for the same reason we wouldn't build a stealth fighter that can dogfight, CAS, do carrier ops, and VTOL. It would be a stupid, dangerous waste of resources, and wouldn't work anyway.

Oh yeah, bio weapons have no loyalties and like to wander around doing their own thing. Using them is about as smart as arming Mujahedeen. It's sure to bite you in the rear end.

Now I'm legitimately confused as to why we haven't sunk 10%ish of our GDP into creating bioweapons.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Sergg posted:

http://cns.miis.edu/npr/pdfs/alibek63.pdf

Here's a pretty interesting interview of Ken Alibek, former head of the USSR's bioweapons program.
His book is pretty interesting too, but like I said, pretty much all his claims are impossible to verify.

Ceiling fan posted:

Anthrax is the only thing people weaponized in a big way, because you can treat it like a chemical weapon.
This isn't true. Tularemia was weaponized by both the US and USSR, and there were plenty of other diseases that reached a weaponized state.

Ceiling fan posted:

So we didn't go in for bio weapons for the same reason we wouldn't build a stealth fighter that can dogfight, CAS, do carrier ops, and VTOL. It would be a stupid, dangerous waste of resources, and wouldn't work anyway.
uh, we had an active bio weapons program from WWII through the Nixon administration.

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