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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Three-Phase posted:

Speaking of meat, this isn't necessarily OSHA but if you're looking for industrial nightmare fuel, boy do I have the company for you!

http://www.jarvisproducts.com

"Jarvis now has robots for the kill floor!" :stink:

Picturing the robots talking to each other, all in Paul Bettany's voice.

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

wilbur.walsh posted:

That's like nothing. Look at my beauty:



Manufactured in 1947 and still works like a charm. It even has a swivel-function and force-regulator!

And since the blades are pretty thick, the worst thing that happens if you manage to put your fingers through the grill ist a broken bone. A bruise is far more likely tough, but no chapping of fingers unfortunatelly. :(

Art Deco as gently caress, man.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Those robots reminded me of the Chicken Catcher.

The promo video was silent, so I added some music for atmosphere.

http://youtubedoubler.com/dfwD

RocketSurgeon
Mar 2, 2008
Speaking of horrible ways to prepare food with electricity. Back in the soviet days when my uncle was in university they didn't have an electric water heater so they improvised with 2 wires and a razor blade. Apparently it worked well enough if you replaced the fuse with a thicker piece of wire.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

spog posted:

Those robots reminded me of the Chicken Catcher.

The promo video was silent, so I added some music for atmosphere.

http://youtubedoubler.com/dfwD


Shouldn't the dude operating the robotic chicken collector be wearing a respirator of some kind. Breathing in kicked up chicken poo poo doesn't sound healthy. Not that anything else about modern day chicken farming is healthy either.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

those are some seriously bad-rear end blades, did you get this out of a civil defense bunker or something

wilbur.walsh
Jan 3, 2008

Whoaaaat?

Howard Beale posted:

those are some seriously bad-rear end blades, did you get this out of a civil defense bunker or something

Found it in the old storage shed of my grandparents house, apparently ma great-grandfather bought it shortly after worldwar 2.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
Although I could be wrong, air fans made for the home aren't strong enough to hurt you much. The motor and gears inside just don't have the power.

When Mythbusters investigated whether ceiling fans can cut your head off, they had to replace the motor with a bigger one to get it to do anything (and still, no decapitation). In that episode, Adam actually grabs a large standing fan blade with his hand and is easily able to stop it. Although I can't find that bit online.

The real issue with uncovered fans is, I reckon, the danger of getting things caught up in it, like hair, debris, bugs, etc.

Ema Nymton fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Aug 22, 2014

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Well, there's a difference between injury and decapitation.

wilbur.walsh
Jan 3, 2008

Whoaaaat?
Well i managed to put my fingers inside the running fan several times over the years. Turns out it's a good idea to look where you put your hand while reaching for the powerlever when you try to turn of the fan. :downs: The worst that happened was severy bruising with haematoma. :downs:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'm just glad you didn't lose a fingat and have to go to the hospital.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

spog posted:

Those robots reminded me of the Chicken Catcher.

The promo video was silent, so I added some music for atmosphere.

http://youtubedoubler.com/dfwD

What strikes me is that those are clearly free-range chickens.

This is the humane chicken farm. You need a robot chicken catcher so you can improve efficiency so you can compete on price with caged poultry.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Accretionist posted:

Want to see that fan


Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

wilbur.walsh posted:

It's like somebody shrunk a WK2 planepropeller and attached it to a stand.
That's pretty much exactly what went through my mind when I saw the thing. Those blades wouldn't look amiss in a jet turbine.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Classic Vornado. V. Nice.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

wilbur.walsh posted:

That's like nothing. Look at my beauty:



Manufactured in 1947 and still works like a charm. It even has a swivel-function and force-regulator!

And since the blades are pretty thick, the worst thing that happens if you manage to put your fingers through the grill ist a broken bone. A bruise is far more likely tough, but no chapping of fingers unfortunatelly. :(

Jesus, did they not have cats or children in the 1940s?

E: The design of the blades is its own warning. If you don't want your hand to look like this with only 3 fingers, don't touch.

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Aug 22, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wilbur.walsh posted:

Found it in the old storage shed of my grandparents house, apparently ma great-grandfather bought it shortly after worldwar 2.



Goddamn that is a gorgeous fan.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

bitcoin bastard posted:

Jesus, did they not have cats or children in the 1940s?

They used to.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Can someone start a fanporn thread please?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

bitcoin bastard posted:

Jesus, did they not have cats or children in the 1940s?

They still had a near-universal cultural memory of children working in factories and on farms as a matter of course. The idea you'd need to protect kids from something as nonlethal as a fan would be pretty silly when you still had no seatbelts in your all-steel cars.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

wilbur.walsh posted:

That's like nothing. Look at my beauty:



Manufactured in 1947 and still works like a charm. It even has a swivel-function and force-regulator!

And since the blades are pretty thick, the worst thing that happens if you manage to put your fingers through the grill ist a broken bone. A bruise is far more likely tough, but no chapping of fingers unfortunatelly. :(

We should install these on women, that will take care of rape culture in no time.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

"Placing corks in heads?" :stonk:

cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea

they still make these. slightly increased the density of the guard though.
http://www.vornado.com/circulators/Vintage-Collection

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

cubicle gangster posted:

they still make these. slightly increased the density of the guard though.
http://www.vornado.com/circulators/Vintage-Collection

Would literally feed stuff into this fan to see what it could destroy.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

boberteatskitten posted:

Yeah, good point. Have a dragline accident instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrn6ellbtpc

I didn't know metal could make that kind of noise

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Escalators + fingers = http://www.katu.com/news/local/State-Report-toddler-severed-two-fingers-in-escalator-accident-272246301.html

slap me silly
Nov 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer
You mean minus fingers.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kilersquirrel
Oct 16, 2004
My little sister is awesome and bought me this account.

My parents have one of these, I specifically asked that they will it to me along with the Model A and the guns.

Best. Fan. Ever.

Ours had 2 of the grille mounts damaged so it was a gamble whether it would stay in place every time you started it.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

cubicle gangster posted:

they still make these. slightly increased the density of the guard though.
http://www.vornado.com/circulators/Vintage-Collection

Oh man is that ever tempting. I have a baby Vornado I just picked up and it does a great job for how small it is, I'd love to have one of these too. That style. :allears:

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Great Starter with loads of old-world charm. 3 Bed 2 Bath and a KILLER VIEW! PRICED TO MOVE

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Three-Phase posted:

"Placing corks in heads?" :stonk:

Yeah you don't want the brains flying everywhere. The meat industry used to use a blast of compressed air to blow the brains out of animal heads until the media and Eric Schlosser particularly, made public the horrible autoimmune reactions migrant workers were having from doing this. It turns out inhaling pig brains all day will eventually make your white blood cells attack your nervous system.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Was anyone else scarred for life after watching the disturbingly realistic re-enactments on Rescue 911 as a kid? The episode about the boy caught in the escalator will be with me until the day I die. I can't be the only one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5c9e6uAUF8

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 23, 2014

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Raskolnikov38 posted:

Yeah you don't want the brains flying everywhere. The meat industry used to use a blast of compressed air to blow the brains out of animal heads until the media and Eric Schlosser particularly, made public the horrible autoimmune reactions migrant workers were having from doing this. It turns out inhaling pig brains all day will eventually make your white blood cells attack your nervous system.

But how does that affect me, the consumer?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Well that depends on how much you like the taste of human blood and flesh mixed into your food when their CNS damage causes them to hack off a finger into the meat.

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.
e: nm need to read better

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Well that depends on how much you like the taste of human blood and flesh mixed into your food when their CNS damage causes them to hack off a finger into the meat.

Grain fed human or grass fed human?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Decrepus posted:

But how does that affect me, the consumer?

Well, you could end up suffering from thyrotoxicosis, as happened in the 80s when cow thyroid glands were accidentally ground into hamburger.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sirotan posted:

Was anyone else scarred for life after watching the disturbingly realistic re-enactments on Rescue 911 as a kid? The episode about the boy caught in the escalator will be with me until the day I die. I can't be the only one.

Nope. I realized early on that it was "Rescue 911" not "Everybody Dies 911" and the stories almost always had a happy ending. That killed a lot of the suspense right there. Plus accidents were overwhelmingly due to someone being a reckless or negligent jackass. It's hard to get traumatized when you're sitting there shaking your head thinking "you rear end in a top hat".

Oh, it came out in 1989, I was already 17 by then. I thought it was earlier. I guess I never actually saw it as a kid.

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Is that on I-10?

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