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im straight ive read wheel of times all of it
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:57 |
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i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:59 |
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butplug accident easily claims second post
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:59 |
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seems gay
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:59 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow whats the sick leave pay where you from we get 100% after the fisrst day heil
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:02 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow This would get you promoted where I work.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:03 |
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took a poop today
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:04 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:took a poop today same
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:04 |
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VendaGoat posted:This would get you promoted where I work. whered do you work brother
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:07 |
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I'm literally pooping right now
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:08 |
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Hogge Wild posted:whered do you work brother Depends; who's asking?
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:10 |
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i post ecxlusively while pooping however i poop alot like 3-4 times a day bc i love the tranquility of the bathroom u feel me
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:13 |
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VendaGoat posted:Depends; who's asking? im no irs, honest finn ilikedirt posted:i post ecxlusively while pooping however i poop alot like 3-4 times a day bc i love the tranquility of the bathroom u feel me when i wasnt o n sick leave i did the same
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:15 |
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i m gay
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:17 |
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i m gay im really happy that you changed your av
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:17 |
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I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:18 |
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The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:18 |
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Hogge Wild posted:im really happy that you changed your av i didn't change it ;(
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:19 |
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Mustard Snobbery posted:I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good i did it earlier today, and it really did. once upon a time i said that instant was poo poo, but theres not really that much difference
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:21 |
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Mustard Snobbery posted:I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good I don't believe you
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:24 |
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I've often kept episodes of Raw and Smackdown playing in the background in my office. I've found it helps make people leave. I'm up to the early year 2000's.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 02:30 |
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I'm fat.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 03:57 |
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my dad's a clown
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:05 |
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I got a medal for my stellar posting
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:06 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:my dad's a down ftfy
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:06 |
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lexan posted:I'm fat. How fat
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:07 |
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I've had too many serious head injuries.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:08 |
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mookface posted:How fat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:08 |
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I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:13 |
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im a good looking sex haver with no brain problems
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:15 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed. Are you a girl or gay
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:15 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed. were you fat back then? no shame itt
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:15 |
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Hogge Wild posted:were you fat back then? no shame itt I just nudged into "overweight" by bmi when I was with him (which was a combo of the vodka and full sugar soda he liked, depression and steroids for the Bell's palsy I got while in that relationship) but I lost a bunch of weight when we broke up and was back to my average-build self.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:20 |
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Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:22 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief. Youre gay
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:23 |
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i've actually done sex to someone. the virgin thing is just irony to improve my posting coefficient
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:24 |
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The only person I ever dated looked like Jack Osbourne and turned out to be a Trekkie. It lasted a week. In my defense I was 15 at the time.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:25 |
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Action Yak Police posted:The only person I ever dated looked like Jack Osbourne and turned out to be a Trekkie. It lasted a week. You ought to try again maybe
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:26 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief. im happy for you i used to have crushes on blondes until i realized that i was just having crushes on my first (unrequited) love
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:26 |
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i sometimes engage my sphincter in such a way that it would be like forcing a poop, but i dont allow poop to come out and it feels good and i do it a lot
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