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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i challenge smythe, dj meow mix, and wheezy steampunk

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Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass
i hope u get als

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I challenge the mods to ban op and gas thread

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

The Management posted:

I challenge the mods to ban op and gas thread

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Management posted:

I challenge the mods to ban op and gas thread

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i did the ice bucket challenge. how do i contact the people to send money to als??

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


http://m.mlb.com/video/v35496027/andrew-mccutchen-accepts-the-ice-bucket-challenge

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i do not, nor will i ever donate to any charity

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

BONGHITZ posted:

i do not, nor will i ever donate to any charity

who paid for your account?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

your taxes

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


instead of dumping a bucket of ice on your head like an idiot just be a grown up and donate time, food and/or money to your local food bank

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Number19 posted:

instead of dumping a bucket of ice on your head like an idiot just be a grown up and donate time, food and/or money to your local food bank

Dump a bucket of bricks on your head

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
if you make more than $20 an hour your money is almost always worth more to anything you can volunteer for without training and skills.

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


that would hurt. I'm not going to do that

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

if you make more than $20 an hour your money is almost always worth more to anything you can volunteer for without training and skills.

agreed but sometimes it's nice to help out I'm person

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Also my hourly rate is fixed at forty hours per week and I have more than forty hours in a week

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


The Management posted:

I challenge the mods to ban op and gas thread

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i challenge you to dump a cold bucket of 1s and 0s on your head HAHAHA c0mput3rs yospos biatch ahahaa

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

thank god im aware of ALS, now stephen hawking can walk again

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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BONGHITZ posted:

i do not, nor will i ever donate to any charity

As Sam Walton explained in his 1992 autobiography, Made in America, he didn’t believe in giving “any undeserving stranger a free ride.” Nor did he believe in being generous with company profits. “We feel very strongly,” he wrote, “that Wal-Mart really is not, and should not be, in the charity business.” Money that Wal-Mart donated to charity, he reasoned, would only come out of the pockets of “either our shareholders or our customers.”

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

As Sam Walton explained in his 1992 autobiography, Made in America, he didn’t believe in giving “any undeserving stranger a free ride.” Nor did he believe in being generous with company profits. “We feel very strongly,” he wrote, “that Wal-Mart really is not, and should not be, in the charity business.” Money that Wal-Mart donated to charity, he reasoned, would only come out of the pockets of “either our shareholders or our customers.”

:allears:

nuke arkansas

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Socracheese posted:

thank god im aware of ALS, now stephen hawking can walk again

this is a good point, they should really rename als to hawking entropy

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Socracheese posted:

:allears:

nuke arkansas

yo we can proceed with this plan btw, we're clear of the site

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Socracheese posted:

:allears:

nuke arkansas

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jonny 290 posted:

As Sam Walton explained in his 1992 autobiography, Made in America, he didn’t believe in giving “any undeserving stranger a free ride.” Nor did he believe in being generous with company profits. “We feel very strongly,” he wrote, “that Wal-Mart really is not, and should not be, in the charity business.” Money that Wal-Mart donated to charity, he reasoned, would only come out of the pockets of “either our shareholders or our customers.”

Don't forget that people describe Sam as being a much better person than the people who run the company now, lmao

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Jonny 290 posted:

As Sam Walton explained in his 1992 autobiography, Made in America, he didn’t believe in giving “any undeserving stranger a free ride.” Nor did he believe in being generous with company profits. “We feel very strongly,” he wrote, “that Wal-Mart really is not, and should not be, in the charity business.” Money that Wal-Mart donated to charity, he reasoned, would only come out of the pockets of “either our shareholders or our customers.”

this is what shareholders want

they want money

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
how many people have died in ice bucket challenge attempts for ALS?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

how many people have died in ice bucket challenge attempts for ALS?

just 1

quote:

THE MAN behind the latest internet craze - The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge - has died.

Corey Griffin, 27, had helped the campaign become an internet sensation after watching his friend Peter Frates struggle with motor neurone disease.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/501603/Man-behind-ALS-Ice-Bucket-Challenge-dies-drowning-aged-27

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

shareholders are the worst, literally

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

that sucks :(

but it's not from a bucket of ice water. he dove into the ocean from a building

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

that sucks :(

but it's not from a bucket of ice water. he dove into the ocean from a building

quiet you

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i wasn't trying to make a joke out of it..

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




this was a thing like months and months ago and it was loving annooying especially since its winter and then some drunk dude died cos of it allegedly and i have thankfully hardly heard a peep about it until the north suddenly decided that throwing ice cold water over people was a good thing to do :rolleye:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

its for a good cause, ya'll

i support the war

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

the gay-ls cumbucket challenge

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

The Management posted:

I challenge the mods to ban op and gas thread

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

“either our shareholders or our customers.”

both of whom need money less than the charities, most likely


i like a lot about america but some parts of it seem so fuckin backwards its hard to comprehend at times that all of it occurs in the same country


*has highest gdp per capita of any nation of the world*

*has highest rate of incarceration*

*has obscene levels of poverty and homelessness*

*tazers 7 year old girls*

*designs worlds best technology gadgets*

etc

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


echinopsis posted:

*has highest gdp per capita of any nation of the world*

this part actually isn't true and never has been

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Citizen Tayne posted:

this part actually isn't true and never has been

america is definitely the grossest per capita

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
it's Lou gehrigs fuckin disease, let him cure it

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