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is the new ninja turtle movie any good?
it rules
it sucks
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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
or does it suck?

ps - i would ask the movie forum here, but those guys have weird taste.













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WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

im gay

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
no no turtle titties neither.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
michaelangeo wants to gently caress april for some reason.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
it's aweesome

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
"They have big penises now"

http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/?playlist=recent-news

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

entirely too much effort went into that

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
the best scene is when they gang rape april

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Waltzing Along posted:

the best scene is when they gang rape april

it always is

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Affe mk2 posted:

it always is

splinter just siters there giving instructions waiting for sloppy fifths.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

1 of the best posters imo

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

ilikedirt posted:

1 of the best posters imo
thanks, you're too kind. all i did was a imagine search for "retard ninja turtle"

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

1 of the best posters imo

i had the pizza hut tapes and saw them on oprah first airing.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i was talking about fyad superstar mike.jpg u dolts!!!!!!!!!!!

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

ilikedirt posted:

i was talking about fyad superstar mike.jpg u dolts!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought it was cheesegod??

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Affe mk2 posted:

i thought it was cheesegod??

lol ur right im stupid

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Oh, its awesome, its definitely the best one so far.

And here to many more!

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
lol thanks! i was lookin for that one but couldn't remember the boy's name.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
I have seen a kid shout NO to her dad after he mentioned it so probably not

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Michael Bay was involved, does that answer your question? Yes, it was the worst movie of the year.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Took my nephew to see it.
It is very bad.
He loved it.
He's 7.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

For what it's worth the next day he made me the Lego movie and in comparison to TMNT it felt like a Kubrick film.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

my friend gave it a 6.5 and he gave transformers 3 a 7 so you be the judge

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

BeefThief posted:

my friend gave it a 6.5 and he gave transformers 3 a 7 so you be the judge
Sever.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

TheReverend posted:

For what it's worth the next day he made me the Lego movie and in comparison to TMNT it felt like a Kubrick film.

Well, The Lego Movie is the best movie of 2014 by far.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Hi. Grown rear end man here. Is the new movie for young babbies any good? :butt:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Professor of Cats posted:

Hi. Grown rear end man here. Is the new movie for young babbies any good? :butt:

it's also aimed at people who were kids in the late 80s / early 90s, like transformers. Nostalgia + disposable income can be pretty good for business

it's still probably a piece of poo poo though

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Doctor Spaceman posted:

it's also aimed at people who were kids in the late 80s / early 90s
it's not, though

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

eventually people everywhere are going to get sick of CGI characters, right? pretty soon we're going to have some kind of renaissance of real-life film making, even if it's guys in big suits.

terminator 2 still kills nearly every action film since because it's pretty much entirely big-budget stunts happening in real life. inception was kind of similar, everyone goes crazy over the scenes that were filmed 100% real live action, because they were. authenticity sells.

the first time I was truly wowed by CGI was the first lord of the rings movie, that's when all of us realized that with current technology, anything is possible. but by the time the second LOTR came out, it was old hat.

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

cuck

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Prettz posted:

eventually people everywhere are going to get sick of CGI characters, right? pretty soon we're going to have some kind of renaissance of real-life film making, even if it's guys in big suits.

terminator 2 still kills nearly every action film since because it's pretty much entirely big-budget stunts happening in real life. inception was kind of similar, everyone goes crazy over the scenes that were filmed 100% real live action, because they were. authenticity sells.

the first time I was truly wowed by CGI was the first lord of the rings movie, that's when all of us realized that with current technology, anything is possible. but by the time the second LOTR came out, it was old hat.

the monkeys in that ape movie look p god

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Came in expecting that weird fetish video with the watermelon. Someone find it.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Teenage Muntant Ninja Mr Tumnus

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Prettz posted:

it's not, though

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

or does it suck?

ps - i would ask the movie forum here, but those guys have weird taste.















I'm very upset that you have posted like 4 pictures of a turtle wearing a yellow eye-mask when there is very blatantly no ninja turtle that wears yellow the closest being Michaelangelo who wears orange. I will need quite a while to calm down.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
15/10, jizzed every second



Honestly, it's fine if you're a kid and dumb. Surprise, they didn't aim this movie at adults. So whatever.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


TheReverend posted:

For what it's worth the next day he made me the Lego movie and in comparison to TMNT it felt like a Kubrick film.

Wait your nephew made the Lego movie for you? That's pretty cool man!

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