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bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

How do you post well? What do you think is funny in GBS today? Thanks

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
im gay

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
step 1: start out by posting "im gay" it's so wacky so zany so funny!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Bondage posted:

step 1: start out by posting "im gay" it's so wacky so zany so funny!

im gay

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Bondage posted:

step 1: start out by posting "im gay" it's so wacky so zany so funny!

Would not advise this, not funny IMHO.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
try not to repeat everyone else

in other word

b creativ

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Humorous unrelated photos seem to be a popular way to make friends on this website.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Post angry, post often.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Bondage posted:

step 1: start out by posting "im gay" it's so wacky so zany so funny!

this guy is bad at posting. dont do what bondy dont does.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
pretend your hands are your rear end
and your fingers are farts

no wait

pretend SA is a toilet

that doesn't work either

recognize SA is a toilet
and your mind oh wait not everyone uses a toilet

hmm...

ok just poo poo post and come up with a me
ta
phor

that has thng 2 du wit poo and hands

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

pull your pants down all the way, fart, then turn around so that your dick is in the fart cloud and you get fart particles on your dick

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

I've always lived by the principles of :justpost:, and I only get called a dumb fag once, twice a day at the most. Try it out!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dwight Evans posted:

I've always lived by the principles of :justpost:, and I only get called a dumb fag once, twice a day at the most. Try it out!

uradumfg

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



i love taking fat shits

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I just repeat half remembered 5 year old memes OP

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Always use the right amount of stamps on your envelopes OP

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Always use the right amount of stamps on your envelopes OP

this is example of good post

see, they took idea and went other direction with it

just when you thought they were gonna zig

THEY ZAGGED!

OMGWTFBBQ

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp

Waltzing Along posted:

this is example of good post

see, they took idea and went other direction with it

just when you thought they were gonna zig

THEY ZAGGED!

OMGWTFBBQ

ahh okay cool now can you ZAG yourself the f outta here

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Don't ask me.
I suck at this game.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

have two big avs

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
You look at a person's post history and mock them for what internet forum they post in.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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SirEvelynTremble posted:

Always use the right amount of stamps on your envelopes OP

I now know what the opposite of "laughing out loud" feels like

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

THS posted:

have two big avs

Second advice: Don't be THS. It's really easy, but you've been warned.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

THS posted:

have two big avs

how do you get two? is this favouritism because you're gay?

as a hetero i find this extremely unfair

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

THS posted:

have two big avs

That is freaking me out. It's not natural.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Iamblikhos posted:

I now know what the opposite of "laughing out loud" feels like

Post things about a person's mother and sex like "yeah it's like that time yo had sex with your mother."

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i got home from work and fell asleep.. just woke up at 2am and i find this... im still dreaming how do i wake up

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Post things about a person's mother and sex like "yeah it's like that time yo had sex with your mother."

i'm gay

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

THS posted:

i got home from work and fell asleep.. just woke up at 2am and i find this... im still dreaming how do i wake up

Post advice # 44453: Tell a person to kill themselves

If you wanna wake up from this dream, you have to die in the dream.

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
Step 2: misspell werds to show how zany, wackyy and ironic you are!

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Quit trans shaming my gay mom rear end in a top hat

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

There is no good posting.

There is only less lovely posting.

When you awaken to this truth, you reach zen.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Post advice #49323: continue finding way to mock a person's sexual ability.

Yeah If you can't please your mom, than you might as well be. Call her though, she is really disappointed.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Bondage posted:

Step 2: misspell werds to show how zany, wackyy and ironic you are!

not how work

spel werd wrong show u no care

Once you know the rules, then you can break them. And mock them. It has nothing to do with irony. It drives some people nuts. Those people need to make the poo.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Post advice #49323: continue finding way to mock a person's sexual ability.

Yeah If you can't please your mom, than you might as well be. Call her though, she is really disappointed.

yer impotent

your posting is flaccid like the cock of a old man bored of his wife

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
post butthole pics

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Only when you post.


Post advice #4934: usually when a person lashes out it is because they have their own problems. Help them by pointing out their faults.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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A Typical Goon posted:

Quit trans shaming my gay mom rear end in a top hat

Is your mom gay? Or are you a gay mom?

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
post lots of youtube vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

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