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i'm pretty sure in tyool those cheap blow-up dolls are pure irony at this point when you can get customized latex vagina flashlights and ergonomic dildos. they're pretty much the gbs of sex toys at this point. how can you stick your dick and/or balls in this thing and stay sexually aroused as opposed to just busting out laughing at how stupid you are?
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i guess you could stuff a fleshlight in its mouth because that just looks like a scary plastic bag
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James Polk posted:im gay
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Stoic Commie posted:i guess you could stuff a fleshlight in its mouth because that just looks like a scary plastic bag wouldn't the fleshlight go where the fleshlight goes on an actual lady?
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goons have op http://i.imgur.com/OAZLbfI.jpg it's mud but 
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Hogge Wild posted:goons have op yeah but this isn't actual sex
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We've been over this, if the question is, "has anyone ever hosed _______" the answer is... help me out here...
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Business Gorillas posted:wouldn't the fleshlight go where the fleshlight goes on an actual lady? no i would put the anus fleshlight into the inflatable doll's mouth
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when i was a preteen and still didnt quite know how boners or masturbating worked i tried stuffing it in a few weird things. like id try to shove it flaccid into something and see if i could make it get bigger inside whatever. anyway one time i was doing something weird with a couple of ziploc bags filled with water or something and ended up just getting the bed all wet with warter and my mom came in and i had to make up some story about melting ice for my headache or something dumb a child improvs
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Bacicot posted:We've been over this, if the question is, "has anyone ever hosed _______" the answer is... help me out here... itt we're talking about inanimate objects that can't feel embarrassed to be around goons so there's a chance a goon has done sex to it
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its nice to make love with a woman that silently screams instead of really screams at the sight of my nude body
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Who told you... I mean... No.
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Aug 23, 2014 06:31
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why when you can get the real thing for 10 bucks
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Hogge Wild posted:goons have op  
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Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress dirt i hear
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TOILETLORD posted:dirt i hear Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress
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Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress because sa is the best moderated forum on the internet where lovely people get banned
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Welp, not clicking on this thread again.
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TOILETLORD posted:why when you can get the real thing for 10 bucks that's a great deal do you get some kind of discount or?
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Welp, not clicking on this thread again. its mud you big baby
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Business Gorillas posted:its mud you big baby Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress Al Cowens posted:why the gently caress 
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Stoic Commie posted:that's a great deal do you get some kind of discount or? i never stooped so low yet, but if it's your thing go down to your nearest greyhound/crack den.
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I read a medical journal article where they discussed non-direct transmission of STD bacteria (The old "I got it from a toilet seat" defense). It seems that a sailor on a tramp steamer had one of those dolls, used it, then went off to take a shower. His bunkmate came in, saw the doll and decided to give it a try. The first sailor had a case of gonorrhea and the second sailor managed to catch it from the fresh deposits in the doll.
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genesplicer posted:I read a medical journal article where they discussed non-direct transmission of STD bacteria (The old "I got it from a toilet seat" defense). It seems that a sailor on a tramp steamer had one of those dolls, used it, then went off to take a shower. His bunkmate came in, saw the doll and decided to give it a try. The first sailor had a case of gonorrhea and the second sailor managed to catch it from the fresh deposits in the doll. so did the seaman get blamed?
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TOILETLORD posted:so did the seaman get blamed?
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Have you just stepped out of a time portal after registering for SA back in 2004? That's not even a particularly gross scat pic. TOILETLORD posted:so did the seaman get blamed?
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Best "i'm gay" first reply in a while
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their popularity has declined due to things like fleshlight, tho tens of thousands are sold every year all over the world, so probably people are loving them OP, yes. Here is one of the major manufacturers : NWS http://www.nanma.com/product.php?cid=15
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Bigtime Bra Guy posted:their popularity has declined due to things like fleshlight, tho tens of thousands are sold every year all over the world, so probably people are loving them OP, yes. Here is one of the major manufacturers : NWS http://www.nanma.com/product.php?cid=15 in addition, some vids from an industry pro I know u will enjoy: [url] https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZgBz76XCpFU5AKPI_4kXA
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Looks like some sort of chocolate pudding or mousse I've had a fair bit of poop between my hands over the years and I doubt that picture is the real deal
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is that a wet spot on the doll's crotch
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Chemmy posted:is that a wet spot on the doll's crotch No, it's a stain on the doll's crotch.
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Chemmy posted:is that a wet spot on the doll's crotch pms
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Enhance enhance Linux penguin spotted on shirt.
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blow-up dolls must be a circ dick thing. idgi
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