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Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008


lol ufc

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Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

is he winning the fights?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Looks more like a mathlete

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010
are you jealous that he can still see his dick op

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

he's fat

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

More like fatlete, ammirite.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
another pro athlete OP

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

texaholic posted:

another pro athlete OP



whered ur avatar go dog

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges




is he any good? because I've seen some fat dudes who could wrestle with the best of them. and I mean legit fat, not like muscle fat.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
http://m.ufc.com/fighter/Roy-Nelson

he s good at:

eating lard
punching hard

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Verisimilidude posted:

is he any good? because I've seen some fat dudes who could wrestle with the best of them. and I mean legit fat, not like muscle fat.

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
such tiny nipples on such big titties. i'm... i'm impressed? i'm impressed :stare:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ilikedirt posted:

whered ur avatar go dog

choose the wrong thread tag and got autobanned and never re bought my old avatar.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

texaholic posted:

choose the wrong thread tag and got autobanned and never re bought my old avatar.

ugh i hate when that happens!!!!!!!!

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

what the hell is dad-strong?

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play

gorki posted:

such tiny nipples on such big titties. i'm... i'm impressed? i'm impressed :stare:

ugh you can totally tell he's got fake tits

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
start posting some sexethletes save thread.

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome
Jan 6, 2006

Lunixnerd posted:

what the hell is dad-strong?

When you're strong enough to kick the poo poo out of a small child


:(

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


TOILETLORD posted:

start posting some sexethletes save thread.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

he's also beard powered though

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
goonmeets are getting weird.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...

all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week

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canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

a creepy colon posted:

lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...

all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week

welcome to the heavyweight division

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who needs skill and athleticism when you can take hits like this-








and still keep fighting hahah

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

thought this was about the Pillsbury Throwboy



http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Maybe it's like in that Simpson's episode where Homer becomes a boxer. He can keep getting hit till the other guy gets too tired and pushes him over.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
can we get a giant sumo into mma?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Lunixnerd posted:

what the hell is dad-strong?

Like when you're a kid and you think your dad is tough but really he's just fat and drunk and loud

It's that but he does it professionally

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

An overweight man who can knock out a trained man a feet taller than him with one punch is nothing short of awesome. I would love to have a beer with him.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

sumo relies a lot on ring outs and pushing someone around, not beating their body to a pulp

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

That happened in like UFC 1.......he got a tooth kicked out by a kickboxer.


Roy Nelson is legit good at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu it just so happens he also has a hard head and decent right hand.

Dude owns.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

Iirc, Royce Gracie destroyed a sumo wrestler at UFC 1

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
heres another one



sorry about the gravitational lensing

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
ok what if we flood mma with some shaolin monks?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

TOILETLORD posted:

ok what if we flood mma with some shaolin monks?

they have no ground game so they will all lose

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

OMFG FURRY posted:

they have no ground game so they will all lose

well duh no women to practice on

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k42CKebiSLA

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Flabby, ugly, underdog who some how manages to beat the poo poo out of people that you think would beat him.

Roy Nelson is basically the goon champion.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

DoombatINC posted:

Like when you're a kid and you think your dad is tough but really he's just fat and drunk and loud

It's that but he does it professionally

I don't have a kid but I tick all them other boxes. Can i join UFC now?

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

like other ppl said this has actually been done

if you watch some old UFCs they were pretty loving raw. the sumo dude was a regular and once i saw him fight a dude twice as small with a mullet and the mullet won because while being squished and bent into a pretzel under the sumo he somehow managed to openly nut punch the guy about 6-8 times before sumo could get his legs closed it was hilarious

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