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you gotta get wild bill's jerky. Its saltier than salt, extremely tough to chew and the company that makes it is run by legit christian fundamentalists
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serious norman posted:I have opinions about a soda. me too, my opinion is that its bad
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Haverchuck posted:you gotta get wild bill's jerky. Its saltier than salt, extremely tough to chew and the company that makes it is run by legit christian fundamentalists If you're gettin jerky for some foreigner, you always gotta go with some Amish made deal so you can raise the bar too high; so the next time they eat it they can go,"Yeah, this is pretty good, but I've had Amish jerky."
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have you had spam?
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Wise-brand White Cheddar Cheese Puffs. Holy poo poo it's garbage in a bag but it's so loving goooooooood
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I went to one of those American import stores and got some cinnamon whirl pop tarts (they taste like danish pastries) and some of that spreadable marshmallow stuff. I smoked some weed and was hungry then remembered I had them in the cupboard so I made a sandwich with these ingredients. It was the best/worst thing ever. I call it the diabetes sandwich. Hope this helps OP.
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mcustic posted:Petra i Tome Erdodyja 6. Knock yourself out. Thanks, will check it out.
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THE PENETRATOR posted:unironically warheads tho This motherfucker. Parmesan goldfish Cool ranch Doritos Girl Scout cookies are mostly overrated I'm not sure how you can dislike Dr Pepper and in the same breath say you like Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew manages to be too loving sugary and acidic at the same time. I could probably use it to clean a bathtub. Yeah that Vanilla A&W stuff is too sweet and pretty much poo poo. An acceptible root beer is Barq's but the much better versions generally don't come in a can I've found.
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Lawman 0 posted:should of posted a trigger warning with that imo more like a friend of the family warning amirite? i thought hostess went out of business causing a bunch of fat americans to cry thick creamy twinkie-filling tears did they rise from the dead and continue making snacks? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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The Saurus posted:i thought hostess went out of business causing a bunch of fat americans to cry thick creamy twinkie-filling tears did they rise from the dead and continue making snacks? Nah, they basically just sold the brand to a new corporate entity with most of the the same owners so they could void their employees' existing contracts and break the union. So yeah, definitely the most American snack food.
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Aug 23, 2014 17:39
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Helical Nightmares posted:This motherfucker. Henry Weinhard's root beer is good if we start going into the bottled stuff. Their beer is okay as well, although imo it hasn't been the same since Coors bought it.
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Helical Nightmares posted:
I don't know, must be an acquired taste. Mountain Dew tastes a bit like 7UP, but sweeter. I can live with that. Dr Pepper is just weird to me. Looks like Coke, tastes like bitter almonds. I like Fanta, though. Talk about cultures clashing.
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Aug 23, 2014 17:49
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didn;t read the thread but try flamin hot cheetos limón they're the best cheetos
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a hole-y ghost posted:didn;t read the thread but try flamin hot cheetos limón they're the best cheetos yout take some cheetoes open the bag then you crush all the cheetos, then you pour in topatio until its drinkable slurry.
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Aug 23, 2014 18:07
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Reese's Eggs/Pumpkins/Trees. Go get whatever seasonal Reese's snack exists.
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what I don't understand about American snakcs is why we don't have bacon flavored potato chips Americans love bacon Americans love potato chips but I've only ever seen them in the UK and a few other countries. They are good and would probably make a killing over here 
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Earwicker posted:what I don't understand about American snakcs is why we don't have bacon flavored potato chips don't taste right. i can get 2 pounds of bacon for under 6 dollars. i can get less potato chips for the same money.
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mcustic posted:A couple of hipsters opened a store that stocks all kinds of American soft drinks. I went there today for the novelty of tasting whatever nerds on the internet like to drink. I can sure tell you that Dr Pepper tastes gross to my euro palate, and A&W Cream Soda is somehow even worse, like rancid carbonated custard. I poured both of them down the drain. Mountain Dew is kind of 7up-ish, but sweeter and with a really cool color. I might buy that one again. Oreos are vegan also lol at a goon liking mountain dew over other sodas.
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Aug 23, 2014 18:50
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TOILETLORD posted:don't taste right. i can get 2 pounds of bacon for under 6 dollars. i can get less potato chips for the same money. Other countries pay so much money for produce and meat It's hilarious. We get screwed in housing costs though, so I guess it evens out.
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I don't remember actual bacon being particularly expensive in the UK. though more often than not its the Wrong Kind of Bacon
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Earwicker posted:I don't remember actual bacon being particularly expensive in the UK. though more often than not its the Wrong Kind of Bacon at grocery stores you can buy bulk bacon from hormel that's super thick and like half normal price.
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Aug 23, 2014 18:57
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Please don't eat American snacks. We need all of them.
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Aug 23, 2014 19:00
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just order any snack that has snack in the name snack cakes snack drink snack time cereal, snack time meat time.
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It's time to drink snack meat!
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Was going to feel smug about not eating any of the things listed and instead having *healthy things* as snacks lately, but then someone said Funyuns.  Realtalk tho this thread has made me realize just how much loving garbage America eats. I'd like to visit an America Store overseas to see just how much sugary garbage is stocked there. Also I'm from Philly so TASTYKAKE represent. I don't like em but everyone I know does. Apparently the Black and Whites are amazing. I guess what I'm saying here is take a meat, wrap in a cheese, inject with a sugar and fry in a fry thing, Americasnack.
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Nutty Bars. Put them in the freezer before eating. They go from good to eat the entire loving box in one sitting. Philthy fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 23, 2014 |
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Aug 23, 2014 19:53
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Earwicker posted:what I don't understand about American snakcs is why we don't have bacon flavored potato chips Lays has a bacon mac and cheese potato chips now, at least in my area. They also have coffee flavored chips 
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Aug 23, 2014 20:11
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salt vinegar chips with some french onion dip that has blended anchovies in it
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I feel like the op should be sent the cheapest Aldi's brand hotdog (or whatever) currently available, a cheap white-bread bun, and off-brand ketchup and then he has to eat it while holding a tiny american flag as the national anthem plays. Maybe that would teach them the ultimate price AND REWARD of true freedom.
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Big Beef City posted:I feel like the op should be sent the cheapest Aldi's brand hotdog (or whatever) currently available, a cheap white-bread bun, and off-brand ketchup and then he has to eat it while holding a tiny american flag as the national anthem plays. forgot to add a 30 pack of natty ice
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i'd like to add i always forget bosnia isn't just a video game place to fight russians.
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Philthy posted:Nutty Bars. i'm gonna try this. if this somehow makes nutty bars better i'm gonna find you and cut you up good before i die of a heart attack
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Aug 23, 2014 20:43
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CORN NUTS get the plain ones.
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Aug 23, 2014 20:44
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Nutty Bars are awesome. Also, basically anything with Old Bay on it.
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AssassinPrincess posted:take a meat, wrap in a cheese, inject with a sugar and fry in a fry thing, Americasnack.
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 Only Americans will understand.
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I remember first eating Funyuns as a kid and being bummed that they didn't taste like onion rings. I won't be hurt again.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
Never knew what Ranchero pizza was til I moved to Philly, will not consider eating any other kind of pizza now. White pizza, chicken, bacon, ranch dressing all over that fucker. YES.
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Seriously, these are the proest potato chips. 
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Snickers candy bars, or Milky Way if you don't like peanuts SweeTarts (regular, NOT Chewy SweeTarts) Pop Tarts, Smores flavor - I prefer them at room temp... they're basically a candy bar. Lucky Charms cereal Kellogg's Frosted Flakes cereal - very American since they're made of corn and also include corn syrup in the ingredients. Cheerwine soda - although you might hate this if you hated Dr. Pepper. I feel like they have some similarities, and I also like Dr. Pepper. Doritos, Nacho Cheese flavor I haven't checked the ingredients. SweeTarts, the cereals, and Cheerwine may possibly be vegan, but the other items would not be.
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