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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
obv going for the queen elizabeth "the virgin queen" reference unless u think she was queen of the virgins :smug:

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ginealgo
Aug 21, 2014

by Ralp
im so lonely

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

quote:

Halo 3 came out in November. I got my mother to buy it for me on the very day it was released. I had a lot of fun playing it while drinking the special mountain dew flavor that was released with the game; Mountain Dew Game Fuel, it was called. The game definitely lived up to its expectations, and to my surprise I found myself playing it more than WoW for the first couple of weeks.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
youd think a dude who thought he was so smart and superior to everyone wouldnt have such pleb taste in video games :smug:

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 685 days!)

Pornographic Memory posted:

obv going for the queen elizabeth "the virgin queen" reference unless u think she was queen of the virgins :smug:

queen is not a verb!!

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
the kid that plunged his cock into elliot's sister is probably a pretty cool dude (especially considering he didn't even own a car!)

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

By the ninth grade, Rodger was "increasingly bullied" and he wrote that he "cried by [himself] at school every day". During his time at Crespi Carmelite High, he was bullied by other students, who once taped his head to his desk when he fell asleep.

lol

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

lmao

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
drat casuals ruining wow and stopping good looking, bmw-driving guys like me from getting laid. :argh:

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?

Xaris posted:

jesus hates people who have sex so he's probably in heaven

e: oh right, we found his SA username too http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=219535

I'm not Elliot Rodger.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

quote:

I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin.

quote:

I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The females of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them, and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Elliot Rodger... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrong with it. On the Day of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Xaris posted:

rodger said he loved GoT and related to a character that nobody ever figured out... you know who he thought he was? the sister fucker! :wth:

I think it has to be Jon Snow - the misunderstood guy who is treated like crap even though deep inside he knows he is awesome, and who is a virgin. When Jon Snow lost his virginity to Ygritte Elliot probably cried and cried.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

HalPhilipWalker posted:

I'm not Elliot Rodger.

afterlife/ghosts confirmed

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Costello Jello posted:

I think it has to be Jon Snow - the misunderstood guy who is treated like crap even though deep inside he knows he is awesome, and who is a virgin. When Jon Snow lost his virginity to Ygritte Elliot probably cried and cried.

if only jon snow was written to be older than elliot maybe he could have found it within him to carry on

"i may not have gotten laid yet...but jon snow didnt get sex until he was several years older than me, i still have time!"

alternatively maybe he could have watched the 40 year old virgin and felt a little better about himself + had a laugh :)

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

waitwhatno posted:

he reminds me of that chris chan guy, it's same stupid obsession with getting laid. the difference is that all that money, therapy and parental love made him actually ambitious and functional enough to plan a killing spree.

if he was from a poor family of alcoholics he would be loving some self-made sex doll in some creepy rundown apartment right now, too depressed and scared to even go near a gun shop.

main diff is chris chan is too fat and lazy to do anything as active as committing murder

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Pornographic Memory posted:

if only jon snow was written to be older than elliot maybe he could have found it within him to carry on

"i may not have gotten laid yet...but jon snow didnt get sex until he was several years older than me, i still have time!"

alternatively maybe he could have watched the 40 year old virgin and felt a little better about himself + had a laugh :)

if obummer would get serious about immigration he could have spent his life guarding the border atop a giant snow wall and justified his virginity as a necessity

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
dont you guys understand hes the midget in GOT? small dick, hes the outcast, etc etc? i cant believe there was even arguing over this

Sad Rhino
Aug 23, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITpJulVb_q4

From about seven minutes in - Elliot provided a video to this 'Player' lunatic for feedback. It's pretty brutal and you have to wonder if it pushed him over the edge given that it was published right before the massacre.

"He's still stinking everywhere"
"Mannerisms that make him stand out as a loving weirdo"

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Drunk & Ugly posted:

dont you guys understand hes the midget in GOT? small dick, hes the outcast, etc etc? i cant believe there was even arguing over this

He probably freaked out and tried to tear the book up since tyrion had sex, coin and a best friend

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
How does his sister feel knowing that her doing the horizontal tango prolly pushed her brother into going on a killing spree?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Sad Rhino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITpJulVb_q4

From about seven minutes in - Elliot provided a video to this 'Player' lunatic for feedback. It's pretty brutal and you have to wonder if it pushed him over the edge given that it was published right before the massacre.

"He's still stinking everywhere"
"Mannerisms that make him stand out as a loving weirdo"

Guy made that after Roger was dead. Later I think he starts talking about how Goku is the only good role model in anime.

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?

Gaunab posted:

How does his sister feel knowing that her doing the horizontal tango prolly pushed her brother into going on a killing spree?

Her mouth's full at the moment. Ask later.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Drunk & Ugly posted:

dont you guys understand hes the midget in GOT? small dick, hes the outcast, etc etc? i cant believe there was even arguing over this

That guy got laid a shitton tho

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I bet if Elliot Rodger's siblings bought him a hooker and told her to just act like a normal girl that wanted his nuts really bad, he'd still be unable to score because he'd call her a whore slut and then shove her off a balcony.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 685 days!)

he was too pitifully weak and small to shove anyone off of anything

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

TheJoker138 posted:

Ha ha look at this nerd. I was a dorky goth loser and even I was able to bone a hot latina goth chick when I was 15.

Let's take this moment to remember all the one-year-older-than-us goth chicks who got us laid in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxoEpVDGvPE

She also gave me all her tickets that she won at skeeball. Love was simpler then.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...agnificent.html

Elliot's father, Hunger Games Assistant Director Peter Rodger, asked his friend Dale Launer, the writer and director of such romantic comedies as 'Love Potion No. 9' and 'Blind Date,' to help coach his 22-year-old son.

'At one point I sat down and asked him "Do you think you’ve got problems with your looks?" And he said, "No, I think I’m magnificent."'

He recalled one incident in which he gave Rodger 'homework' - to say something nice to a woman in the street and keep walking.

'Her hair or her sunglasses or her dress, anything. And you've just given her a free compliment and she'll think about it for the rest of the day,' Mr Launer explained.

The assignment didn't go over well with Rodger.

'He said, "Why do I have to compliment them, why don’t they compliment me?"'

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?
Everything about that story is hilariously hosed up.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28197785

In one of the last emails I sent to him, I became quite frustrated.

I pointed out that he had the choice to change his circumstances, and if he didn't make the effort then he had to take some of the blame. He insisted that, "I have to blame someone for my troubles, and I don't blame myself."

People did try to help him, he was getting support, but he was such a sad little character - whenever you saw him he was always unhappy.

I recall a mutual friend saying to me once, "I've never seen Elliot smile."

One time there was a gathering at his parents' place and Elliot was his usual uncomfortable self.

I asked Peter if Elliot was ticklish. Peter said he was, so I encouraged a couple of women to tickle him and you know, that was the only time I saw Elliot express any kind of joy. It seemed that, at least for those moments, he was a normal kid.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
if he had sex do you think it would've changed his life or do you think he'd find another hole to fill?

pun

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Lid posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28197785
I asked Peter if Elliot was ticklish. Peter said he was, so I encouraged a couple of women to tickle him and you know, that was the only time I saw Elliot express any kind of joy. It seemed that, at least for those moments, he was a normal kid.

I cum when tickled

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW

Drunk & Ugly posted:

dont you guys understand hes the midget in GOT? small dick, hes the outcast, etc etc? i cant believe there was even arguing over this

midgets have regular sized dicks, believe me

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Gerty posted:

midgets have regular sized dicks, believe me

forreal tho?

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
dpends on the type

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?

Gerty posted:

midgets have regular sized dicks, believe me

i will only do that once i have seen a sufficient sample of midget dicks as proof

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
post the dicks

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW

EA Sports posted:

dpends on the type

Yeah there's many different kinds of dwarfism. The most common, achondroplasia, definitely have regular sized dicks though.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

This thread is now about whether Peter Dinklage has a bigger dick than the dad from Little People Big World.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
you know if he'd actually been one of the winners in that lottery draw he'd only have been devastated that he had to split the $600m with two lesser beings and would have cried and cried and cried

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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 685 days!)

it was probably worth 6 people just to make sure that dude is dead

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