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Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Intruder posted:

JJ Watt owns

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

football fuckerman posted:

Browns defensive starters, except for Haden and a couple others, just got schooled by the bears led by david fales

I'm not mad really but it's just sad

How about the guy you guys passed on Watkins for?

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
GG johnny

midwat
May 6, 2007

StarcraftM posted:

Josh Boyce is never in the right place to catch anything but I think that one was on Jimmy

Josh still gon' be unemployed tommoro tho

Yeah, Boyce has never seemed more than just a guy, and he makes a bunch of mistakes.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

anime gently caress pillow posted:

How about the guy you guys passed on Watkins for?

He blew the coverage that led me to call him and McFadden absolute poo poo

he looked like a rookie

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Well if you were wanting to see Manziel's head ripped off, there you go.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

anime gently caress pillow posted:

How about the guy you guys passed on Watkins for?

They got what's probably going to be a top 10 pick by doing that

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lol Manziel scrambling around in the pocket holding the ball in one hand.

"He's definitely got talent. He brings excitement." *immediately strip sacked*

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Is ESPN broken? It says AJ Hawk is playing QB

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
I can't tell if I'm supposed to be owned by that but Gilbert looked bad on that play and better on others

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Christian Ponder alert

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

kiimo posted:

Yeah there's this. Daniel throws at people's shoes, Bray throws at a raccoon out in the parking lot. It doesn't matter because neither are winning poo poo and we can just cycle through them over the course of the year.

Here's my obligatory monthly "we drafted Donald Stephenson instead of Russell Wilson so we didn't hurt Matt Cassel's confidence" post.

Patented Pioli Pick

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Gabbert is 1/5 for 11 yards in the 4th preseason game. Goddamn he is so unbelievably bad.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Is ESPN broken? It says AJ Hawk is playing QB


Doctor Candiru posted:

Christian Ponder alert

Preseason game four, folks.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

football fuckerman posted:

I can't tell if I'm supposed to be owned by that but Gilbert looked bad on that play and better on others

The passing up Sammy Watkins thing? I'll defend that for the haul they got even if he turns into Jerry Rice.

Ok probably not if he actually turns into Jerry Rice, but almost anyone else.

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Is ESPN broken? It says AJ Hawk is playing QB

All I can think of is the Jared Allen clip

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Grittybeard posted:

The passing up Sammy Watkins thing? I'll defend that for the haul they got even if he turns into Jerry Rice.

Ok probably not if he actually turns into Jerry Rice, but almost anyone else.

Watching Leon McFadden commit untold pass interference tonight certainly affirms that CB was a need too

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Sorry this is the only game I'm going to watch on TV probably so post post post

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Cut Alex Henery. New Eagles rookie kicker got it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Liking Henry Josey tonight. Wonder if he might challenge Polk for the Eagles 3rd RB spot.

Counterpoint: I started drinking in the 1st quarter.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Johnny...your deep ball...woof

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

football fuckerman posted:

Johnny...your deep ball...woof

but remember that gif of his pro day

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Mughe posted:

All I can think of is the Jared Allen clip



I wish Ponder looked like that when he threw. At least that would make sense in the context of his terrible placement.

Otherwise, his passes and movement look way better than they actually are.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Cripes, end of the Jags game, i think everyone was friends with everyone else at the end there. Seriously, everyone shaking hands and posing for photos. William Blackmon also has the cutest effing kid.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Quiet Feet posted:

Liking Henry Josey tonight. Wonder if he might challenge Polk for the Eagles 3rd RB spot.

Counterpoint: I started drinking in the 1st quarter.

He's a super cool story and you should at least hope he looks good enough that someone else gives him a shot.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
No flag on that hit? I don't know the rules on defenseless receivers

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

football fuckerman posted:

Johnny...your deep ball...woof

They all float down here.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Watching Gabbert play QB for the 9ers makes me wish he was still on the Jags

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Holy poo poo Blaine Gabbert did something quarterbacky

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Go browns

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Manziel just lit it up.

(tomorrow's air waves)

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Rookie mistake by Mettenberger.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Finally some Manziel Magic

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Quiet Feet posted:

Liking Henry Josey tonight. Wonder if he might challenge Polk for the Eagles 3rd RB spot.

Counterpoint: I started drinking in the 1st quarter.

Its a real possibility he beats Polk out.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Holy poo poo Blaine Gabbert did something quarterbacky

To be fair, a decent defender would have at very least broken that up

e: They keep calling the Texans secondary very competitive, it's competitive for the wrong reasons though

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

kiimo posted:

Manziel just lit it up.

(tomorrow's air waves)
What did he do?

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
How did we let Ponder start for so long. He never got better. His throws have a placement window of a good five yards.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Obvious sign that someone is just watching highlights:

Adam Schefter posted:

Cleveland is going to have a hard time keeping Johnny Manziel on the bench for very long.
mhm thanks Adam I'm sure the electrifying duck and random timeouts will be huge

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Doctor Candiru posted:

How did we let Ponder start for so long. He never got better. His throws have a placement window of a good five yards.

It's like he has no idea what the receiver is going to be doing while the ball gets there. Although it does look like someone on the staff is trying to change his motion for what it's worth.

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

football fuckerman posted:

Obvious sign that someone is just watching highlights:
mhm thanks Adam I'm sure the electrifying duck and random timeouts will be huge

Yeah, he's had a rough game, and a rough preseason all in all.

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