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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Dren posted:

Has a non-terminal person ever been cryo'd and brought back or is the whole cryo thing just a very optimistic burial ceremony?
no, yes

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Dren posted:

Has a non-terminal person ever been cryo'd and brought back or is the whole cryo thing just a very optimistic burial ceremony?

its a bunch of deluded white people who think "i'm rich and important, so in the future people will do everything they can to bring people like me back to life!"

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
just like that one tng episode

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

disneys head is frozen so he can come back and hate on the jews in the far future

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Dren posted:

Has a non-terminal person ever been cryo'd and brought back
the closest that we've ever come is removing, freezing, thawing, and re-implanting a rabbit's kidney. the rabbit died five days later.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Dren posted:

Has a non-terminal person ever been cryo'd and brought back or is the whole cryo thing just a very optimistic burial ceremony?

no, but cryo people dont care about that sort of thing; in the future, nanorobots will be able to repair your shattered brain (seriously, the brain cracks and cracks as it freezes) and dead cells and also whatever killed you in the first place, with magic! technology! alternatively, youll be cloned and loaded into a new body, or your brain will be scanned and reproduced on a computer or ANYTHING BUT BEING DEAD I CANT DIE DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i hope every single cryo company just takes the money and then throws the heads away

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

dumbasses should just upload their consciousness to the block chain.

e: Oh no there's been a fork and now great uncle fedora is a neckbeard in one blockchain and has a goatee in another.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

FCKGW posted:

things are still moving fast but because reddit is such a poo poo system the entire mod structure is based off simply seniority or who got there first

meaning the mod there the longest can gently caress over whoever he wants and there is zero recourse

ironically r/buttcoin is ending the same as galts gulch chile

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

TVarmy posted:

dumbasses should just upload their consciousness to the block chain.

e: Oh no there's been a fork and now great uncle fedora is a neckbeard in one blockchain and has a goatee in another.

orphaned block, your aunt is permadead, sorry no chargebacks

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Crust First posted:

no, but cryo people dont care about that sort of thing; in the future, nanorobots will be able to repair your shattered brain (seriously, the brain cracks and cracks as it freezes) and dead cells and also whatever killed you in the first place, with magic! technology! alternatively, youll be cloned and loaded into a new body, or your brain will be scanned and reproduced on a computer or ANYTHING BUT BEING DEAD I CANT DIE DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

ahem it says right here that it's all fine as long as nobody dumps my frozen head into a black hole

Wikipedia posted:

Exactly when complete and total information-theoretic death might occur with respect to different types of preservation and decomposition might also be relevant to the speculative field of mind uploading. Taken to the limits imposed by physical laws, it is not known that information-theoretic death ever occurs. Physical information is not known to be destroyed, except by the controversial black hole information paradox; and as such, resuscitation is not specifically ruled out by the laws of physics, unless information critical to that resuscitation passes beyond the event horizon of a black hole.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

ahem it says right here that it's all fine as long as nobody dumps my frozen head into a black hole

so I have to choose between possible immortality or the magic and the mystery of spaghettification?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Crust First posted:

no, but cryo people dont care about that sort of thing; in the future, nanorobots will be able to repair your shattered brain (seriously, the brain cracks and cracks as it freezes) and dead cells and also whatever killed you in the first place, with magic! technology! alternatively, youll be cloned and loaded into a new body, or your brain will be scanned and reproduced on a computer or ANYTHING BUT BEING DEAD I CANT DIE DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
or you'll be reanimated in the future and either experimented on or put into a exhibit of some sort so future children can point and laugh at the caveman.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Mr. Apollo posted:

or you'll be reanimated in the future and either experimented on or put into a exhibit of some sort so future children can point and laugh at the caveman.

wrong, for i am a captain of industry and my brainwallet will be worth an infinite sum; i will be made eternal ruler of the future people and will do it with two chicks at the same time.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

I dunno it seems like old people are confused enough with stuff that already exists how are they going to deal with life 200 years from now when they can't even attach a file in an email today

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

even in death bitcoiners can't help but continue to burn energy away on useless poo poo

Damiya
Jul 3, 2012
speaking of wasting power, the guy who toured that Chinese squalor warehouse did another tour of another location

http://www.thecoinsman.com/2014/08/bitcoin/inside-one-worlds-largest-bitcoin-mines/

they have 5% of the hash rate and they're still building out. I'd link pics in but phone posting

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

FCKGW posted:

even in death bitcoiners can't help but continue to burn energy away on useless poo poo

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

I guarantee those huge mining operations are a Rube Goldberg way to convert Chinese currency to electricity to bitcoins to sell in another country for actual money, thus evading currency controls. This is in response to the crackdown on Chinese exchanges.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

TVarmy posted:

I guarantee those huge mining operations are a Rube Goldberg way to convert Chinese currency to electricity to bitcoins to sell in another country for actual money, thus evading currency controls. This is in response to the crackdown on Chinese exchanges.
who is buying them, though? who is exchange realmoney for freshly minted chinese bitcoins, and why?

i get that its a way to move money out of country, i just dont understand who on the other side of the chinese border is paying for these e-pogs

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

quote:

By associating its brand with Coinbase, Budweiser has become the largest brand in the entertainment and events space to do so, following sports teams such as the Sacramento Kings and San Jose Earthquakes.

http://blog.coinbase.com/post/96007020172/budweiser-taps-coinbase-for-summer-concert-series

coinbase getting real excited budweiser is taking bitcoin for one concert.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

FMguru posted:

i just dont understand who on the other side of the chinese border is paying for these e-pogs

e-diots

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

TVarmy posted:

http://blog.coinbase.com/post/96007020172/budweiser-taps-coinbase-for-summer-concert-series

coinbase getting real excited budweiser is taking bitcoin for one concert.

Except they're really taking cash

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

TVarmy posted:

I guarantee those huge mining operations are a Rube Goldberg way to convert Chinese currency to electricity to bitcoins to sell in another country for actual money, thus evading currency controls. This is in response to the crackdown on Chinese exchanges.

surely bribing officials is cheaper?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


meanwhile in bitcoin land

Huobi Passes Proof-Of-Solvency Audit (103.52% Reserve Ratio) (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 9 hours ago by Huobi
The audit was conducted by Stefan Thomas, the world's most experienced auditor of bitcoin exchanges, on August 28, 2014. See his full report here:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=760876.0
Users can find instructions on how to confirm that your account balance was included in the audit by logging in to Huobi, going to the Finance tab on the top, and then clicking the Asset Audit button on the left side.
We understand that this kind of audit is not infallible, so Huobi will be taking further steps in the future to ensure even greater transparency and security for users.

[–]Sherlockcoin 8 points 7 hours ago
What do you mean by 103.52%? What happened? They found another 3 % under the couch!?

[–]Shibinator 17 points 7 hours ago
Hoping someone who actually knows will reply, but I guess maybe they have some of their profits stored as 'reserves' in case something goes wrong.

[–]Huobi[S] 11 points 7 hours ago
That is essentially correct. The amount of BTC demonstrated by Huobi as being in its possession during the audit exceeded the sum of all user BTC account balances by 3.52 percent. Users can check whether their account balance was included in the audit by following the instructions on the site.

[–]tophernator 12 points 3 hours ago
Just a bit of constructive criticism: this probably isn't the way to do it. Customer deposits, whether bitcoin or fiat, should be ring-fenced separately from operating funds. So an audit like this should show 100% exactly.
Of course the important thing is that you've got the funds covered. But by lumping together business funds and customer funds implies that you treat them the same way and could therefore dip into customer funds to pay for expenses.

[–]Huobi[S] 8 points 2 hours ago
Thank you, that is a good point. We will work to refine and standardize the audit procedure in the future. This was the first time, so the primary goal was just to put to rest any doubts above overall solvency.


[–]coelomate -1 points an hour ago
As tophernator pointed out in a comment above, this result is extremely disturbing. Co-mingling client funds and business profits/operating funds is terrible for a number of reasons, and is the only way a greater than 100% reserve would be possible.
This is like, financial institutions 101. We're not even talking about regulations requiring things like that, we're talking about all of the prudential reasons why it's a terrible idea.
Being completely ignorant of that reality, and bragging about it... actually scares the poo poo out of me.

[–]Hodldown 0 points 55 minutes ago
Why would anyone anywhere think this was good news?
Like unless your 9 the message you should get out of this is "holy poo poo the people acting like a bank can't even balance their own books and have found that for every 100 dollars they have they don't know where 3 of them came from. " Not "oh good, they magically have extra money, more resolves = better"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002




:eyepop:

Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




quote:

drag to resize or shift+drag to move

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
interesting form factor

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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welp there goes their vaunted ability to stuff 6 of those in a case somehow

probably a good thing, i'd rather not have datacenters burning down to the ground

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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p sure this was what was being discussed earlier, but god drat, bad taste

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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[–]herzmeister 14 points an hour ago
indeed, the synchronicity with this Ice Bucket Challenge thing is staggering, from a metaphysical perspective it's almost as if the whole world is acknowledging him and celebrating his pass-over with a ritual.


[–]crimdelacrim 10 points an hour ago
He's just been put into cold storage.


[–]mrchaddavis 12 points 57 minutes ago
I never spoke with him and certainly can't speak for him, but after lurking and reading post of his over the past decade or so, I am of the opinion that he would appreciate OPs post.

[–]hawks5999[S] 3 points 22 minutes ago
The good news is, hopefully one day, we'll know what he thinks about it.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

the world's most experienced auditor of bitcoin exchanges

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

surebet posted:

in a case

:confused:

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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rackmounted server chassis, w/e

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

surebet posted:

rackmounted server chassis, w/e

i think there's something wrong with your keyboard, you keep misspelling milk crates

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector
I'm the smoke from the prototype bong

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

surebet posted:

[–]herzmeister 14 points an hour ago
indeed, the synchronicity with this Ice Bucket Challenge thing is staggering, from a metaphysical perspective it's almost as if the whole world is acknowledging him and celebrating his pass-over with a ritual.


from a metaphysical perspective, it's almost as if the whole world went back in time to acknowledge him

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I'm def dreading all the lovely me too challenges that various charitable organizations will try to start

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
when you really think about it computers using the term "bit" is them showing their support of bitcoin

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