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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

ilikedirt posted:

GOI BICK TOI YORE BOAT, YOI FILTHY AISIAN ABBOI. BUT BEFOAH YOI DOI, gently caress ME IN MOI HOT WET VAGOINA

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
A
Ctually these images + words get me off op

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

A
Ctually these images + words get me off op
hosed up if true.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lowtax implement a word filter to make random posters sound like they're from Scotland, Australia, Germany, or other caricatures

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lowtax I'm summoning you!!!!

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lowtax implement a word filter to make random posters sound like they're from Scotland, Australia, Germany, or other caricatures

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lowtax I'm summoning you!!!!
Mangosteen. FlexFit. Minecraft Goku.

dernwiththesickess
Aug 7, 2014

theperminator posted:

Dunno why you guys are only seeing hotties, most true "aussie" women are pretty fugly.



Look up a picture of the actress
http://forums.auscelebs.net/acnet-images/100347/elle-dawe-658838.jpg
Arguement is invalid

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Mangosteen. FlexFit. Minecraft Goku.

go in the bathroom and put a $10 bill on your head. close your eyes and say 'lets play' three times. when you open your eyes the money will be gone and you will be fat and atheist.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Yeah, nah. the photo was posted as an example, there's a reason they make the shazza character look like that.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

im gay

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

you irl posted:

go in the bathroom and put a $10 bill on your head. close your eyes and say 'lets play' three times. when you open your eyes the money will be gone and you will be fat and atheist.

Good poo poo. hosed up if true

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


british accents aren't attractive, they just make you sound like an inbred. same goes for southern accents. the only thing worse is new york/new jersey accents

naem
May 29, 2011

Everythig bad except for me, where I am fromed

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Tolerate accent until foreplay.

Apply gag.

Problem solved.

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
if an australian and a canadian had sex, the two would explode in a burst of pure energy stronge enough to split the earth apart at the equator

its science

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



i would literally cum to this picture of this woman

done

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

metasynthetic posted:

if an australian and a canadian had sex, the two would explode in a burst of pure energy stronge enough to split the earth apart at the equator

its science

Going to canada later this year, will let you know if this is true

insidius
Jul 21, 2009

What a guy!

theperminator posted:

Going to canada later this year, will let you know if this is true

Are you going to violate the canadian wild life?

Atma McCuddles
Sep 2, 2007

quote:

In 2007, the World Health Organization (WHO) found that 67.4% of Australian adults are overweight

exporting all its hotties, what a service to the world indeed

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The thing about fat people is that you can just pretend they don't exist and then everyone is hot.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Dynastocles posted:

Yeh, yeh, YEH FAHK ME 'ARDER then
Oh yeh, tha's roight, ROIGHT THEH
that's brilliant
oi
OI
OH OI'M GUNNA CAHM



Oh moi god
Oh fahk
That waz amaezin yeah


These are factually correct 5'd for good research.

Maybe we need to double check the results to be sure :smuggo:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Are australians those people who are always beating the poo poo out of each other at skate parks for some reason

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

dat smile

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
did you guys know that in australia it's legal for 16 year old to pose naked for pictures?

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


which australian woman is that

asking for a friend

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

etalian posted:

so would US rednecks or aussie rednecks win a gunfight?

We all would win

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

how did you forget miranda kerr you worthless piece of trash

you can see her freakin clitrus!

Zochness
May 13, 2009

I AM James Bond.
Pillbug
I hooked up with an Australian she put her hands down my pants and said "Things really are bigger in Texas!" (I'm from Texas). It was p cool and funny.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Stoic Commie posted:

you can see her freakin clitrus!

Had to go back and look...

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObjoaPQno5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObjoaPQno5c

yes please.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Heaps would

naem
May 29, 2011

BLARGHLE posted:

Had to go back and look...

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
You call that a cock Op? Now THIS is a cock! *whips giant dick out*.

I imagine that happening to you.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

which australian woman is that

asking for a friend

The one from Chuck and and the trainwreck of a final season of Dexter with the name nobody can pronounce by reading.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

LifeSizePotato posted:

which australian woman is that

asking for a friend

yvonne strahovski

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Aussies are pretty cool people just gonna throw that out there too OP. The few I have as friends are chill and good people.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


For shame this isn't in the OP.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ilikedirt posted:

GOI BICK TOI YORE BOAT, YOI FILTHY AISIAN ABBOI. BUT BEFOAH YOI DOI, gently caress ME IN MOI HOT WET VAGOINA

holy poo poo its like you live here

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