Iceland's erupting: Someone Please Save Bjork

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Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKtGqoxV_qo

:supaburn:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:09

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:56

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

its pronounced byerk, actually

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:10

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

again? god damnit iceland

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:11

Pantsless Hero: May 25, 2004; Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

A Song of Fire in Iceland. Watch everyone die, how unoriginal.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:11

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:12

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

It's Bj�rk, not Bjork

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:13

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Not to be confused with BJ Orc...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:14

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Live and learn

How to pronounce BJ�RK:
https://soundcloud.com/bierk/bj-rk-saying-her-name

this is very important that you get it right

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:15

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

Winter is coming....

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:16

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

Learn a dying language today! Before it dies almost literally tomorrow!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:17

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

OH NO

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:18

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Hey, the sun's on fire!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:18

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

a long time going
no one gives a poo poo about their mickey mouse language anyway

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:19

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I love icelandic names though. Fuckin "B�r�arbunga", the volcano lol

Anyone remember 2010's volcano eruption "Eyjafjallaj�kull"?? :allears:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:22

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Your Iceland has evolved into a Greenland!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:22

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

So why did they switch the names Iceland and Greenland?

Because Greenland is eternally frozen in snow and Iceland is a place covered in ash that sunk beneath the ocean waves.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:22

dadrips: Jan 8, 2010; everything you do is a balloon; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k
:allears:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:24

rootphreak: May 16, 2008; HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

sorry but her analogies in that vid are cute as hell regardless if she has no idea how a tv works. would

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:27

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Bjork sucks, all you guys's musical tastes suck rear end

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:39

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

looks like your typical plant explosion fire, can we expect anything more... catastrophic ?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:41

texasmed: May 27, 2004

no and this poo poo happens almost constantly idk what the big loving deal is

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:48

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

this is like watching grass grow but on a geologic scale mannn

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:49

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

again? god damnit iceland

here's a map of the tectonic plates under iceland

iceland being a fiery hellhole with no escape is basically iceland working as intended

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:51

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

The Taint Reaper posted:

So why did they switch the names Iceland and Greenland?

Because Greenland is eternally frozen in snow and Iceland is a place covered in ash that sunk beneath the ocean waves.

vikings were master trolls 2000 years before the internet existed basically

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:53

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

why didnt they just cause one greenland and the other greenerland

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:05

Iprazochrome: Nov 3, 2008

rip in peace bjork, sigur ros and eve online

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:10

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

I erupt every night to Bjork.

:awesome:

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:11

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i bet bjork lives in LA now and for the last 20 years

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:42

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Relax, they sent one of their guys to protect Bjork.

Update: Slight misunderstanding, Bjork is dead. Sorry.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:06

spasticColon: Sep 22, 2004; In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Robo Reagan posted:

here's a map of the tectonic plates under iceland

so iceland is planet earth pulling a :goatsecx:

on us?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:11

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

just plug up the volcano stupid

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:12

texasmed: May 27, 2004

if we melt the ice on the polar caps, the sea level will rise and stop the volcano

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:14

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

why didnt they just cause one greenland and the other greenerland

It's was both a trick to encourage emigration to Greenland and also the climate was milder during the Viking Age, later became much harsher.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1965/shouldnt-greenland-be-known-as-iceland-and-vice-versa

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:18