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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I had always thought neckbeards were an extreme exaggeration and a caricature made to group people together into 1 amorphous term.

Then I spent an 4 hours at a college for technology.


Jesus loving christ.


I had only seen 1 fedora but the amount of fat neckbeardy motherfuckers was almost tied to the amount of retards who think shrapnel is a fashion accessory with half of their face pierced, having gigantic holes in their ears(male and female), having long emo hair and having wacky rear end hair colors.

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
try to enjoy college

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Most neckbeards are also fat because both are sign of some one who was allowed to do whatever he wanted while growing up instead of being taught proper discipline.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I actually like learning and math.

I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges




Day 9 really let himself go

Methanar posted:

I actually like learning and math.

I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.

the only neckbeard I've met was a kinda chill anthropology student but he was very proud of the lovely neckbeard he had been growing over the course of two years. It was this wispy, patchy mess that made him look far smellier than he probably was.

People should just own up to not being able to grow beards. I can't grow a beard for poo poo, so instead of suffering through a lovely unkempt itchy mess on my face I'll just shave it off.

Verisimilidude fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Sep 1, 2014

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Wow that's really gross man, maybe you shouldn't go to a college for gross nerds

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Methanar posted:

I actually like learning and math.

I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.

whoa why do you hate people?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
college is a scam, don't go

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Hissing Butt posted:

college is a scam, don't go

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





I swear you have to TRY to do this. It's like he got shaving instructions, but they had the parts you are and aren't supposed to shave mixed up.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

it be cool if this guy was on the cover of every book william gibson ever wrote

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

https://twitter.com/NeckbeardHacker

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

It at least draws attention away from his ridiculous nose and how close his mouth is to it

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Umm...Jesus I just don't understand the world anymore.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
motherfucker looks like that judge muppet

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


p sure i've seen this dude in some dr suess books

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

So that's what it looks like when you shave a Sasquatch.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

I want to shave it off. Looking at it makes me uncomfortable.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
just get some cocaine. drugs are the only answer

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
But these pasted on barbershop trimmings are the only thing I have that shows I might be a man!

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

mookface posted:

motherfucker looks like that judge muppet

It's like Sam the Eagle and him had a kid.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

is this motherfucker part bald eagle?!

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
wow thats really something op

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Xaris posted:

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

skinny jeans and/or bad tattoos. that was the punchline you were looking for

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Xaris posted:

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

Anime is good

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Darth123123 posted:

Anime is good

nah, its bad :/

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Shave eveything after the top of the Adam's apple

Don't shave RIGHT UNDER YOUR JAW

you look like a dolt

And when you open your gay mouth to suck straight cock your skin stretches over your jaw and oh look your shaved skin is now on top of your face and it looks really bad

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Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Xaris posted:

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

Look! Over there! People having fun! Quick go try and ruin it for them!

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