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White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

to puke while riding my bike after not working out in 4 years?
I've rode it for 3 days in a row and puked 2 of those days.

E: bad phone is bad... title should be - is it normal

White Noise Marine fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Sep 1, 2014

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Is normal.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
Is normal stop worry.

yum

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
shes trying to put it back in :barf:

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
Is totally normal. If happens again eat McDonald's before cycling. Should help you.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

8/10 of the guys in bicycle shorts that blow me throw up so your tonsil based puking is normal

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers


I like the old man clapping in the background

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Eat something small thats high in protein with some carbs 45 minutes to an hour before like a banana with peanut butter don't be going for seafood buffet and then immediately exercise

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Jesus Christ posted:



I like the old man clapping in the background



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

mookface posted:

Eat something small thats high in protein with some carbs 45 minutes to an hour before like a banana with peanut butter don't be going for seafood buffet and then immediately exercise

I ate a meal about 5 hours before then had a banana 1/2 an hour before my ride, it's not like I'm stuffing breakfast tacos down my face before hand

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
sorry thats not normal how out of shape are you

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010

MOOBS! posted:



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

that cant be real

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

mookface posted:

sorry thats not normal how out of shape are you

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Hey OP if you keep ignoring what your body tries to tell you then it will be possible that you will just collapse and die and the people hearing about the incident will be like "wtf lol,what a retard he deserves that". Good luck bro! And go to a doctor.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
are you tremendously fat

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008
maybe you should start with riding slower & shorter rides then work up?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

mookface posted:

Eat something small thats high in protein with some carbs 45 minutes to an hour before like a banana with peanut butter don't be going for seafood buffet and then immediately exercise

Idiot don't let all those calories sink into your system, you have to exercise fast before the food gets stuck in your arteries or whatever. Ideally, take a doggy bag and eat the buffet while cycling.

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

enzeen posted:

that cant be real

That's real. I volunteered at the London marathon one year, handing out drinks at the 23rd mile, and I saw this a lot.

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

mookface posted:

are you tremendously fat

Na, 6'2" 225 lbs, but if I don't do something to manage my weight I will be

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Theparker posted:

Na, 6'2" 225 lbs, but if I don't do something to manage my weight I will be

If serious one of the best ways to lose weight is to change your eating habits. Eat less, eat more healthy stuff instead of junkfood etc. No need to cycle or exercise at all really, as long as you eat healthy you'll lose a lot of weight. Combine that with cycling and you will lose it even quicker, but it's not needed.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Theparker posted:

Na, 6'2" 225 lbs, but if I don't do something to manage my weight I will be

Just keep throwing up, you'll have that poolside figure soon

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

The Belgian posted:

maybe you should start with riding slower & shorter rides then work up?

that's how a pussy wold do it

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
op did u happen to see ur reflectio. n while riding

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Jack the Stripper posted:

If serious one of the best ways to lose weight is to change your eating habits. Eat less, eat more healthy stuff instead of junkfood etc. No need to cycle or exercise at all really, as long as you eat healthy you'll lose a lot of weight. Combine that with cycling and you will lose it even quicker, but it's not needed.

dont listen to this retard and exercise yw

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Jack the Stripper posted:

If serious one of the best ways to lose weight is to change your eating habits. Eat less, eat more healthy stuff instead of junkfood etc. No need to cycle or exercise at all really, as long as you eat healthy you'll lose a lot of weight. Combine that with cycling and you will lose it even quicker, but it's not needed.

why was the FiB thread canned, I mean come on

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

MOOBS! posted:



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

vaseline on nipples this is a scrub mistake

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
fat fat

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Jesus Christ posted:



I like the old man clapping in the background

lol i've only ever seen this from a distinctly different angle in a different place. this poor fucker ran like an entire marathon like this???

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

MOOBS! posted:



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

jesus christ two bandaids is all it takes to prevent this

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
also it's nice to have a forums poster with a seemingly infinite supply of male nipples-related imagery

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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is normal







you irl
Jan 22, 2014
who was the tennis player who was one point from winning some major competition, about to serve, stopped and went to the sideline, vomited, then walked back out served an ace and won?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)




this thread is now about puking infront of hundreds of thousands of viewers

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


What the hell was this guy doing to cause this?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Helpimscared posted:

What the hell was this guy doing to cause this?

Running. It's this activity that involves moving

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Hours of abrasion will tear the gently caress outta your nips

Always put a bandaid on or rub Vaseline all over them

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I'm a pretty fat guy and run half marathons a few times a year, that happens to me a lot. Hurts less than you'd think

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Hours of abrasion will tear the gently caress outta your nips

Always put a bandaid on or rub Vaseline all over them
even if you're not running a marathons

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wow athletics is loving gross.. yet another reason why its more logical to stay inside and pursue pursuits of the mind

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BRICKFACE
Apr 20, 2002

I BITE
nasty



just nasty

all of you

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