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January
Jul 5, 2009

you irl posted:

clearly her parents didn't read the sequels, they named their kid after a character that gets possessed by her ancestor, goes insane, and eventually leaps out a window to her death

I heard recently that Theon was becoming a popular name. I think it's a pretty cool name, but considering what happens to him... no thanks.

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I dunno what's worse, being named after a fictional character but at least having it spelt correctly, or having a "normal" name but it's painfully obvious the parents didn't know how to spell it when they put it on the birth certificate. Jayson, Mikeal, Kaylay, other such stupid white trash names.

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

I've seen a kid with the name Ahkillyz.

Yeaaaah.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Gonna name my first born male Neo the Stampede

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ramc posted:

I've seen a kid with the name Ahkillyz.

Yeaaaah.

thats a dope name

im gonna name a kid littlefinger

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

more like gay of thrones

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Name of Groans

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
naming your kids after fantasy characters is way cool. meet my child, Aloser Marche Stark.

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Gonna name my first born male Neo the Stampede

trench coat out the womb

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

smokin wif cigarettes

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

The reunion committee would like to welcome to the stage your class of '32 valedictorian Tyrion Bilbeaux CumbRb@ch Fishbein

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

seriously all 'special' and 'unique' names should be banned

for the children

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


This kid will be forced into a lifestyle of being the realest motherfucker due to every other person calling him 'diarrhea list'

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?
"We named the *cat* Khaleesi."

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

my little sister was named mary kate after scarlett o'haras character in the quiet man, but it was unfortunately right as the olsen twins were imploding

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if ur white and american deviating from traditional or basic hebrew derived names (unless u are like Frank Zappa or something) that don't sound too outdated/WASPy is extremely selfish, vulgar, and classless but however it is a great way to advertise all of this to the rest of the world and spoil ur kids or make them hate u.

just name them 'Brian' or 'Rachael', move the gently caress on and focus on the actual rearing of ur child.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Sep 6, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

When she's in grade 2 teacher gonna call her Khaleesi W. so she doesn't get confused with Khaleesi R. and Khaleesi S. and little Sansa gonna be all smug

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

we should go back to roman names those were cool

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

your genetic line is flawed. please remove it from the pool.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

if ur white and american deviating from traditional or basic hebrew derived names (unless u are like Frank Zappa or something) that don't sound too outdated/WASPy is extremely selfish, vulgar, and classless but however it is a great way to advertise all of this to the rest of the world and spoil ur kids or make them hate u.

just name them 'Brian' or 'Rachael', move the gently caress on and focus on the actual rearing of ur child.

OK grandpa.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

you irl posted:

clearly her parents didn't read the sequels

which is a good thing

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?

HoboZero posted:

Name of Groans

Ma'am of Moans

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lmao at the crotchspawn made by a hambeast

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?

obliviums posted:

Ma'am of Moans

im named after a 5,000 Yr old moron, not a fictional or currently living moron!

edit: dumb app no one wants 3 posts from me.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Americans have the dual idiotic brilliance of naming their kids retarded as gently caress names but also using their own unique spelling too because why shouldn't we use Y's instead of I's at all times.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

thats better than being named after a brand of car imo

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


A guy I went to high school with named his daughter Arya.

I don't think he read the later books.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
your cousin : the misspeller

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

a college educated, kinda nerdy guy I used to work with named his first born son ‘Jaxson’. I guess its from that motorcycle gang TV show.

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

Cocksmith posted:

i knew a guy who called his son anakin skywalker

anakin skywalker didn't even have a dad

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I wonder if there's a kid out there named nineeleven.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Gonna name my first born male Neo the Stampede

No, no, no. Gotta be Neo-u Da Stampeedo.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

StashAugustine posted:

my little sister was named mary kate after scarlett o'haras character in the quiet man, but it was unfortunately right as the olsen twins were imploding

by the time she's an adult nobody will even remember they existed

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
What about Steerpike, Blackadder, Baldrick, Lister* or Belvedere? Oh poo poo, Relic! Muldoon!
Those are just male names.
I'm sitting on a goldmine.

*Can't name a kid Rimmer, maybe kryten.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my parents named me fatticus but jokes on them because now im super fit

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

way to name your kid after the shittiest character

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Daenarys Stormborn is a pretty cool name tbh

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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Still better than North West.

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