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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Apogee15 posted:

Look, I don't agree with him, but that is quite clearly not the point he is making.

His point is obviously that the parachute solves a small problem hardly worth addressing. Much like the problem of a plane needing to land on a freeway accidentally chopping some girl's leg off isn't worth addressing. It's call an "analogy". HTH

i tip my strawboater to you good sir

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Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

a starwar betamax posted:

once, i saw a 20/20 episode where a plane made an emergency landing on a busy freeway and the spinning prop chopped into a minivan and cut a 10-year-old girls leg off!

how can we address this threat?

Shoot down all light aircraft, and incidentally some commercial transport aircraft, preemptively.

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics under General Secretary Putin Russia seems to be leading this OHS effort atm.

E: We can't afford an OHSA gap!

Spacman fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Sep 6, 2014

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
here is a cool blog article by Dick Collins:

http://airfactsjournal.com/2012/05/dicks-blog-whats-wrong-with-cirrus-pilots/

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
It's the only way to be sure...

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Apogee15 posted:

Look, I don't agree with him, but that is quite clearly not the point he is making.

His point is obviously that the parachute solves a small problem hardly worth addressing. Much like the problem of a plane needing to land on a freeway accidentally chopping some girl's leg off isn't worth addressing. It's call an "analogy". HTH

i think it's kind of closer to strawmanning when your counterpoint is a freak occurrence but ok

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
God shup up shut up shut up.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


Nice try, but I'm not clicking on your dicks blog. :smug:

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Captain Candiru posted:

God shup up shut up shut up.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Why don't they just make flightsuits like hard hats that way you could survive any impact.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
There's a nice developed argument about the loving airplane parachutes right here, in a thread specifically for it. Go there. Private recreational aircraft wordfights are neither OSHA nor .jpg
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663107

Anhydrous ammonia is, though!!


2005 incident posted:

An internal non-code weld had weakened the shell of an anhydrous ammonia nurse tank causing the tank to rupture. The full, pressurized tank was propelled across the facility yard narrowly missing bulk agricultural chemical tanks and buildings as it flew. The tank came to rest approximately 250 feet away after first splitting a tractor in half. An extensive cloud of ammonia vapor drifted away from all major populated areas although some nearby residents were treated for exposure. This tank was manufactured in 1973.
http://www.mda.state.mn.us/chemicals/spills/ammoniaspills/summaries.aspx

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

I Greyhound posted:

There's a nice developed argument about the loving airplane parachutes right here, in a thread specifically for it. Go there. Private recreational aircraft wordfights are neither OSHA nor .jpg
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663107

Anhydrous ammonia is, though!!


http://www.mda.state.mn.us/chemicals/spills/ammoniaspills/summaries.aspx

Never woulda reached those trajectories if it had a parachute

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Mido posted:

Never woulda reached those trajectories if it had a parachute

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0RrhkMk2zY

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mido posted:

Never woulda reached those trajectories if it had a parachute

:classiclol:

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Mido posted:

Never woulda reached those trajectories if it had a parachute

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

i hope this thread has a parachute :ohdear:

Unfortunately it was crashed at the hands of an idiot.

Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !
My dad would occasionally dispense OSHA-type advice to my brother and I as we were growing up, often completely out of the blue. Classics included:

"I don't wear a wedding ring, because if you wear a wedding ring and you're working with machinery, if it gets caught in the mechanism it'll chew your entire arm off before someone can hit the emergency stop."

"Compressed air can go through your skin and give you an embolism. I don't want to ever catch you messing around with compressed air."

"Don't trust scaffolders. Scaffolding is one of the few trades you can learn inside prison."

Despite owning one, he also has a deep distrust of Yankee screwdrivers. It was more off-limits than the various air rifles scattered around the house.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Boogoose posted:

My dad would occasionally dispense OSHA-type advice to my brother and I as we were growing up, often completely out of the blue. Classics included:

"I don't wear a wedding ring, because if you wear a wedding ring and you're working with machinery, if it gets caught in the mechanism it'll chew your entire arm off before someone can hit the emergency stop."

Your dad cheated on your mom, in case you were not aware.

Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !

Trabisnikof posted:

Your dad cheated on your mom, in case you were not aware.

Yeah but he also spent his entire career around heavy machinery and still had both arms, so it's up in the air really.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Trabisnikof posted:

Your dad cheated on your mom, in case you were not aware.

In all fairness, though, we all cheated on his mom.

Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !

Bad Munki posted:

In all fairness, though, we all cheated on his mom.

I hope you used the mandated Personal Protection Equipment.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Boogoose posted:

. . .so it's up in the air really.

It better have a loving parachute.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Boogoose posted:

I hope you used the mandated Personal Protection Equipment.
Like a parachute?

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Seatbelts, airbags, ABS, unibody frames airplane parachutes kill more people than they save. Stop taking away my freedoms.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Boogoose posted:

Despite owning one, he also has a deep distrust of Yankee screwdrivers. It was more off-limits than the various air rifles scattered around the house.

gently caress those things, they are of the devil. My dad makes cabinetry (hobby turned into business) and collects antique hand-tools (and actually uses them). I remember he had a couple of these and being fascinated with them. Only took one time to pinch the gently caress out of my hand and I no longer even want to look at one.

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007
Might post this one here.

A truck carrying 56 tons of ammonium nitrate (and, y'know, diesel since it's a long haul truck) rolled and caught fire. A pair of passers-by called the fire brigade, and an off duty cop who saw the sirens tagged along to help.

The two passers by got the truckie out of the burning truck before the emergency service personnel arrived. The 4 fire fighters were trying to put the fire out to stop the warhead cargo blowing up. Their efforts were encouraged by only being 100ft away from it.

They didn't make it, the cargo exploded.




(I think that's the remains of the truck on the left)



Of the 8 people present: one passer-by and the cop were treated by ambulances, 2 firefighters were sent to a base hospital for treatment of minor burns, the other 2 firefighters were sent to a regional hospital for more serious burns and are still there, and 2 (the driver and the other passer-by) were airlifted to Brisbane and are miraculously still alive, but you wouldn't call it living.

source

Captain Postal fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Sep 7, 2014

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How do those screwdrivers work? I'm guessing you push down and it works like a drill? Neat idea

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Sometimes you don't wipe enough and it itches like crazy.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


That's a good way to cut up your crack.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

If u think about it if a worker wants to do a sweet kickflip over an arc flash without proper PPE then who are we to stop the invisible hand of the free market?

Make sure to film it at 4k or better, like 300 frames per second and just before the arc starts doves are released and fly away past the camera at the apogee of the flip.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Boogoose posted:

"Don't trust scaffolders. Scaffolding is one of the few trades you can learn inside prison."
I'm inclined to believe this one as my own training was barely two days. And it pretty much involved walking up to a pre-assembled scaff, clipping on a beam, taking one off, then doing the same on the platform, then setting up and leveling a camera on a tripod.

As long as we didn't fall off, take a year, or slice our fingers off should the trapdoor unexpectedly close, we were qualified.

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

Captain Postal posted:



(I think that's the remains of the truck on the left)

It's worth noting that there was an actual bridge there. was.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Three-Phase posted:

Make sure to film it at 4k or better, like 300 frames per second and just before the arc starts doves are released and fly away past the camera at the apogee of the flip.

Now you made me waste 5 minutes googling Bird Arc Flash

This is the closest I got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrs4znSrnms

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Birds cause a couple of different problems. One of those is streamers, where they basically take a crap, and the stream of crap causes a flashover on the power line (between phases or ground). The other problems are nesting around insulators, or flying between lines and exploding.

Here's a video of a bird exploding on a power line. I can't tell if it's multiple birds, or the bird is blown into multiple pieces. :stonk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvIf9Q6uLj0

Sometimes they build nests in odd but relatively benign places...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbmjtoQLvKs

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Sep 7, 2014

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Three-Phase posted:

Here's a video of a bird exploding on a power line. I can't tell if it's multiple birds, or the bird is blown into multiple pieces. :stonk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvIf9Q6uLj0

I hope it was a pigeon or a crow. :lol:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

VendaGoat posted:

I hope it was a pigeon or a crow. :lol:

Multiple birds. One (lucky motherfucker) flies off towards the left side of the frame.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

MrYenko posted:

Multiple birds. One (lucky motherfucker) flies off towards the left side of the frame.

one less lucky one plummets a bit and bounces off the pole before doing the same off to the right :lol:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



MrYenko posted:

Multiple birds. One (lucky motherfucker) flies off towards the left side of the frame.

And one flies off in all directions! :v:

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Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug

Boogoose posted:

My dad would occasionally dispense OSHA-type advice to my brother and I as we were growing up, often completely out of the blue. Classics included:

"Compressed air can go through your skin and give you an embolism. I don't want to ever catch you messing around with compressed air."
It's true!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5052611/Truckie-blown-up-from-buttock-in-freak-accident

quote:

His foot slipped and, as he fell, he broke the hose off a brass nipple connected to the compressed air reservoir powering the truck's brakes.

He fell hard on to the nipple, which pierced the flesh of his left buttock.

"I was blowing up like a football... it felt like I had the bends - like in diving. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

He said his skin felt "like a pork roast" - crackling on the outside but soft underneath. The only way for the air to escape was the usual way gas passed from the body, he said.

I was recently at a facility that had an air compressor or water blaster and amongst the warnings was a pretty large sign that you should never ever point it towards any part of your body. Must have had enough pressure to cut body parts off or fill them up with water in a very short period.

Have we already had the x-ray photographs of the guy who accidentally spray painted his hand?

Edit: Clinical Examples: Debridement Finger Pressure Paint Injection Injury :nms:

I would like to know more about this avatar:

Serjeant Snubbin fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Sep 7, 2014

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