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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

If you don't name your daughter Arya you need to have cps called on you.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Sasha grey goddamn

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I know someone named caysea and I don't think it's really bad

But Jayden kayden Brayden are real bad

But Christ nothing is worse than john/brian/rachAel wow

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Lol if u dont name ur kid after the 40k primarchs

Lion eljohnson
Konrad curze
Guilliman
Jaghati khan
Sanguinius
Vulkan
Angron
Magnus
Horus lupercal
Mortarion
Logar
Leman russ

Im considering kharne

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I named my son Stannis the Mannis.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i missed that this was about your cousin. lmao

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

TOOT BOOT posted:

I named my dick Stannis the Mannis.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
At least they got named after a cool character, I know someone that named their kid Samwell. Then a couple years later the show came on and the wife was a bit disappointed to see who her son was named after

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Slim Pickens posted:

At least they got named after a cool character, I know someone that named their kid Samwell. Then a couple years later the show came on and the wife was a bit disappointed to see who her son was named after
yeah it was props a lot better being named after this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Scyantific posted:

Still better than North West.

Naming your kids Lemonjello and Orangejello (which never happened and is an urban legend) is better than naming a kid North West.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

my username is my first name spelt backwords so naturally any children i have should take and reverse my name and their mother's name.

Saalkinrefinnej

this will be the new craze.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Fart

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Naming your kids Lemonjello and Orangejello (which never happened and is an urban legend) is better than naming a kid North West.

haha, they used those names when they guest hosted Talk Soup. and it was hilarious

e: but yeah, Dweezl and Ahmet are still better than North West

poopzilla fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Sep 7, 2014

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

But Jayden kayden Brayden are real bad

I don't think you understand. Theyre not black people's names?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
"Mackenzie" as a girls name is loving terrible

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Saw a woman on the news this morning. Her name is "Perpetual Johnson".

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Peanut President posted:

If you don't name your daughter Arya you need to have cps called on you.

i am friends with someone who gave their baby this name and decided to just stfu about it because what was the point going to be? i asked if it was spelled like an opera 'aria' and it was and then i just said that it sounded really pretty and special. maybe the full name on the birth certificate was 'Arianna' but i dont think so (thats what i would have done had the name been insisted on), that would have been a fair compromise. i would have named the girl 'Susan', middle name 'Suddenly'.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Solid Poopsnake posted:

Saw a woman on the news this morning. Her name is "Perpetual Johnson".

see, I don't know how someone gets a name like this then decides to not do porn.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

someone name their kid "sefiroth" so when the doctor corrects you, you can call him a nerd and own that doctor.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Neurolimal posted:

see, I don't know how someone gets a name like this then decides to not do porn.

Yeah, why do people who have other options not become porn stars?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
your cousin should have named the kid "The Imp"

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Eternal B. Boner, Attorney At Law

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
this is my son frodo atreides vorkosigan and his sister valentine barbarella greyjoy

indeed they are homeschooled, why do you ask

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
At some point I'm going to meet someone named Aerith and I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from talking like thith at them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

D1Sergo posted:

At some point I'm going to meet someone named Aerith and I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from talking like thith at them.

Just take her on the ferris wheel, then throw her off the top

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



my sister gave her daughter "love" as a middle name. Might as well just give her a stripper pole for her first birthday.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Verisimilidude posted:

my sister gave her daughter "love" as a middle name. Might as well just give her a stripper pole for her first birthday.

that poor girl. at least no one will know unless she tells them

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Farrah.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The donkey from the 2007 Prince of Persia game?

Tokaii
Mar 8, 2004

Oldest Goon
July 29, 1942
Best name ever now playing for Greenbay

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Peanut President posted:

If you don't name your daughter Arya you need to have cps called on you.

only good post in the thread

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Gendry is actually a pretty cool name

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

gently caress the ROW posted:

only good post in the thread

Worst post in the thread.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Sasha grey goddamn

Sasha Greyjoy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Verisimilidude posted:

Sasha Greyjoy

I like to see that HBO show

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I wanted to call my kid Muad'Dib but had to settle for Paul because the wife wasnt going to put up with my tomfoolery

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ZombieParts posted:

I wanted to call my kid Muad'Dib but had to settle for Paul because the wife wasnt going to put up with my tomfoolery

*His name is NOT a killing name*

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Gonna name my first born male Neo the Stampede

I used to do tech support for database software used by schools, and when their database was corrupted and hosed up, they'd FTP me the database for me to attempt to salvage. Scrolling through databases of student names I saw a lot of hosed up kid's names, but there was one time I definitely saw two kids who appeared to be siblings (due to the same last name and being 2 or 3 years apart) named Neo and Trinity.

It's like 8 years later I still occasionally think about that and hope that those were fake student profiles created by the network admin to test a feature out or something. I know they weren't, but I still hope.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
I know a girl named trinity but I think her parents were catholic, not matrix fans.

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Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

The Taint Reaper posted:

wrong.

Khalessi isn't a name it's a title. And she only spelled it with one "s"

cast the child into a fire to see if its worthy

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