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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

Clench my fist and plant it in their jaw nerve.

with your limp-wristed hormone-weakened pudgy appendages?? i am lmbo!!!

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

paco650 posted:

with your limp-wristed hormone-weakened pudgy appendages?? i am lmbo!!!

Hey! Thats not nice!

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

Hey! Thats not nice!

"SWAG ACTIVATED"

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Apple watch.


Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Let's list things we could buy instead of an electronic gadget

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Maoist Pussy posted:

Let's list things we could buy instead of an electronic gadget

lots of alcohol

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Maoist Pussy posted:

Let's list things we could buy instead of an electronic gadget

sex with one very attractive woman, a couple of average-looking women, or a lot of very unfortunate women

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Cool jacket with fur collar

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

an xbonx one (during Black Friday)

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Archives for all of ur favorite PYF posters

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Stoat posted:

gonna steal so many loving apple watches from nerds

lol apple comes up with new things for theives to steal

and there is no kill switch on these clunkers

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Sexy new boots

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Nonsense posted:

lol apple comes up with new things for theives to steal

and there is no kill switch on these clunkers

yes there is, it's when you look in the mirror after buying one

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
A suit that is actually tailored correctly

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
wait does this watch call and text or not??? im not sure

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Maoist Pussy posted:

A suit that is actually tailored correctly

reconstructive surgury for a badly injured child

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
reparations to ancestors of black slaves in america paid solely by priveleged whites in america

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
A tasteful leather couch

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
new teeth for star war betamax bc that nigga teeth look like alligator scales

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

ilikedirt posted:

reparations to ancestors of black slaves in america paid solely by priveleged whites in america

Play to Lose in an Indian casino.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Tasteful decor

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

A sweet Fender Strat!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a gaudy and unfashionably loud luis vuiton bag

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a bribe to the members of outkast to get them to make a new album

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Laser hair removal for your disgusting taint and rear end in a top hat

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Maoist Pussy posted:

Laser hair removal for your disgusting taint and rear end in a top hat

laser removal of taint and rear end in a top hat (they are inneficient and useless on my all soylent diet)

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Dentistry

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

A arm-length tattoo of Jesse from the Pokémon anime being forcibly penetrated by vines creeping from a Bulbasaur's back, ala tentacle rape, as per your goon roots.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ilikedirt posted:

a gaudy and unfashionably loud luis vuiton bag

Saw a literal Luis Vootan in Mexico

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
My Timex takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' so I don't need another watch.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Nonsense posted:

Saw a literal Luis Vootan in Mexico

i saw a luis voltron bag in japan five girls had them and tgey combined tge bags to form a fighting sentai mech

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
I wear a cheap plastic watch and am a hipster, to bad the watch costs hundreds of dollars.

Like I said earlier, burn the earth, all of it, nothing survives.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ceo of a bank that runs the world wears a swatch

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

paco650 posted:

A arm-length tattoo of Jesse from the Pokémon anime being forcibly penetrated by vines creeping from a Bulbasaur's back, ala tentacle rape, as per your goon roots.

James, but yeah.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Unless it will let me talk to my dog, I'm not buying it.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

A lot of apples and watches.

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
I'm a big sissy apple fanboy and as a big sissy apple fanboy, I know never to buy 1st gen apple products.

naem
May 29, 2011

The iwatch does't have to succeed really, it's neat and if people buy it awesome.

If they don't oh well we still sold a bizullion phones.

They don't even have to make a lot of them- just hold off and see how much demand there is and then brag if they don't have enough "everyone wants our poo poo we can't make enough haha"

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

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Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
revolver, bullets, and a paper with a list of i watch users

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