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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

Awesome photo too just for her fashion sense. She's a mom, but she's also hip and with it. You know?

She looks super youthful too. Must be the rich dad thing.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Al Borland posted:

She looks super youthful too. Must be the rich dad thing.

35-40 I'm guessing. Then - 10 years ago....

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

redshirt posted:

35-40 I'm guessing. Then - 10 years ago....

shutup shutup shutup

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

redshirt posted:

35-40 I'm guessing. Then - 10 years ago....

Dont you dare ruin this for us

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.

redshirt posted:

35-40 I'm guessing. Then - 10 years ago....

Fine by me ... Girl got legs

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Shes probably still youthful even if its 10 years ago. That woman is the fountain of goon youth.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

wanna gently caress that pizza

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

BombiTheZombie posted:

wanna gently caress that pizza

I keep reading your posts in the most grungy deep voice.

Man I wanna eat that pizza. You can gently caress whats left.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Al Borland posted:

I just read that reddit thread. Holy poo poo redditors really are loving awful.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

Al Borland posted:

I keep reading your posts in the most grungy deep voice.

Man I wanna eat that pizza. You can gently caress whats left.

Sure, as long as it aint all crust, those things do a number on your dick

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

i knew microwave from a different forum.

he was a profoundly unfunny person

still though, would

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

darkwing cuck posted:

post them

also this:




here comes cask
Jul 7, 2003

Al Borland posted:

I just read that reddit thread. Holy poo poo redditors really are loving awful.

are you still not allowed to post in the gbs ladies' thread because you're a creepy weirdo?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The new pics of Microwave's mom are my new personal 9/11

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

truly, a post-Microwave's mom world

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
We'll find the bastards that did it

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Forgot about Microwave's Mom (just for a second, though,) let's focus on that room.

Why is there a super-skinny door, 8" off the floor, above some sort of heating grate?

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

DrBouvenstein posted:

Forgot about Microwave's Mom (just for a second, though,) let's focus on that room.

Why is there a super-skinny door, 8" off the floor, above some sort of heating grate?

Probably a linen closet

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

Forgot about Microwave's Mom (just for a second, though,) let's focus on that room.

Why is there a super-skinny door, 8" off the floor, above some sort of heating grate?

how impossibly dull

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Ah, what's this?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

redshirt posted:

Ah, what's this?

I think they're all Microwave's mom :ohdear:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Samurai Asspirate's mom, as requested.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2021

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Iron Crowned posted:

I think they're all Microwave's mom :ohdear:

I know...


I'm scared....

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Not Microwave's Mom? The second one looks like it could be her, easily.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

redshirt posted:

Not Microwave's Mom? The second one looks like it could be her, easily.

empty quoting this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Iron Crowned posted:

empty quoting this

And if the second one is her, the first must be as well. Same clothes, same room, I think.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I've been going through my photos and looking up the accounts, so many of them don't post anymore, not for years. Where do these people go? Why would they leave?

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
There comes a time in every posters life when the great deset of FYAD calls to them. They know then their posting is over, the long fight finished. They then walk into FYAD never to return.

Such is the fate of all GBS posters

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Charles Bukowski posted:

You know I thought I had more pics of Microwave's saved on an old HD, but it turns out they're pics of SamuraiAsspirate's mom instead.

post 'em anyways

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Scroll up

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Whats going on in here?

Oh...

:ohdear:

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Forgot about Microwave's Mom (just for a second, though,) let's focus on that room.

Why is there a super-skinny door, 8" off the floor, above some sort of heating grate?

I know right who the gently caress puts a vent under a door, even if it's just to a closet that still a lot of heat/cooling lost into a loving closet.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

SirDan3k posted:

I know right who the gently caress puts a vent under a door, even if it's just to a closet that still a lot of heat/cooling lost into a loving closet.

ever think that door leads to a heater? and the air vent at the bottom lets out hot air?

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

SirDan3k posted:

I know right who the gently caress puts a vent under a door, even if it's just to a closet that still a lot of heat/cooling lost into a loving closet.

There is probably a water heater in there.

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

I'm going to fap so hard when I get home from work.

:gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Not Today Satan posted:

I'm going to fap so hard when I get home from work.

:gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz:

Imgur is blocked at work here too :smith:

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Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

:vince:

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