If asexuality is a real sexual orientation

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boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

why can it be caused by pills? Like, there's no pill that can make someone gay or straight, but there's a lot of pills that make people asexual as a side effect, and when they go off the pills they go back to normal.

I dunno, asexual doesn't really seem like a thing to me.

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THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

i would never consider fuckin u

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:06

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I read the OP and became gay.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:08

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

boom boom boom posted:

why can it be caused by pills? Like, there's no pill that can make someone gay or straight, but there's a lot of pills that make people asexual as a side effect, and when they go off the pills they go back to normal.

I dunno, asexual doesn't really seem like a thing to me.

Asexual= I'm ugly and I've given up on trying to get anyone to like me.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:09

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

boom boom boom posted:

why can it be caused by pills? Like, there's no pill that can make someone gay or straight, but there's a lot of pills that make people asexual as a side effect, and when they go off the pills they go back to normal.

I dunno, asexual doesn't really seem like a thing to me.

What are you talking about? What pills are you talking about?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:12

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What are you talking about? What pills are you talking about?

ssris

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Telesphorus: Oct 28, 2013

A relative of mine has never been interested in sex. She dates, but always has to break the news that she doesn't bang.

It's real.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:14

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

i will literally puke on u if u touch me in a sexual way
im not asexual my standards are just too high, the only thing for me is the absolute perfection of our lord God in heaven

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:15

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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But I take gay pills most every day, OP?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:16

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

have you never heard of the gay bomb

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:17

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I'm asexual 'cause I hate all y'all. Way to go, goons.

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

thats because asexual isnt real

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:17

tupac holocron: Apr 23, 2008; The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

time to reclaim the word frigid as a term of affirmation rather than hate

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:18

tupac holocron: Apr 23, 2008; The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

maybe via image macros of scenes from "frozen"

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:19

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I really, really don't care what people who aren't me or my partner do or don't do with their genitals

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:19

Nemo2342: Nov 26, 2007; Have A Day; Nap Ghost

Wicker Man posted:

Asexual= I'm ugly and I've given up on trying to get anyone to like me.

No, that's incel. God, get your imaginary conditions right.

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

It can't be an orientation because they are asexual; they are absent of orientation. If they had an orientation they couldn't be asexual.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:21

Other Barry: Jun 5, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

But I take gay pills most every day, OP?

those are actually dicks, hth

source: i take them too

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:23

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Blue Train posted:

It can't be an orientation because they are asexual; they are absent of orientation. If they had an orientation they couldn't be asexual.

whoa

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Asexuality is a real thing, but like most things it basically equates to retarded bullshit when anyone uses it on the internet.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:24

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

boom boom boom posted:

ssris

Sex drive is not the same thing as sexual identity. Also, why are you asking? It's like what, 1% of the population is asexual maybe? Did you take some pills and think you are asexual now? Are you currently trying to get someone who claims to be asexual to have sex with you?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:27

Falsum: May 10, 2013; Crazy for the Bros

Asexuals are for the most part special flowers who have low/no sex drive and want a term that makes them feel represented or something.

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MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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Trixie Hardcore posted:

Sex drive is not the same thing as sexual identity. Also, why are you asking? It's like what, 1% of the population is asexual maybe? Did you take some pills and think you are asexual now? Are you currently trying to get someone who claims to be asexual to have sex with you?

I take pills and think Im stuff all the time, whats the loving probleM<

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:28

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What are you talking about? What pills are you talking about?

Tick Tacks.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:29

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Al Borland posted:

Tick Tacks.

That's weird because Tic Tacs make me so horny.

e: sorry, nvm I was thinking of MDMA not tic tacs

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a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

these ppl are mentally ill and genetically defective

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MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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Trixie Hardcore posted:

That's weird because Tic Tacs make me so horny.

thats cuz u seperated out all the K

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:31

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Sex drive is not the same thing as sexual identity.

but an asexual persons sexual identity is not having a sex drive

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:35

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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Id sex the actor from Drive, if you know what im saying

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:35

Future Mrs Booger: Jan 18, 2012

like, how hard is this? no one is asking if you feeling like loving. It's who would you gently caress if you felt like it.

Pick one of the following:
a) dick
b) pussy
c) both a and b

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

boom boom boom posted:

but an asexual persons sexual identity is not having a sex drive

there is no such thing as asexual persons

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:37

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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Haters Goin Bake posted:

like, how hard is this? no one is asking if you feeling like loving. It's who would you gently caress if you felt like it.

Pick one of the following:
a) dick
b) pussy
c) both a and b

I choose...

2d

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:38

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Hahhhha athetits doesn't real

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:39

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Shithouse Dave posted:

Hahhhha athetits doesn't real

agreed

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Future Mrs Booger: Jan 18, 2012

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

I choose...

2d

anime?

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Do enough ecstasies op and anything gay you can think of will be possible.

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Haters Goin Bake posted:

like, how hard is this? no one is asking if you feeling like loving. It's who would you gently caress if you felt like it.

Pick one of the following:
a) dick
b) pussy
c) both a and b

only three choices? you have such a limited view of sexuality

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LifeSizePotato: Mar 3, 2005

a is by far the sexiest letter

those curves just don't stop...

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les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

boom boom boom posted:

why can it be caused by pills? Like, there's no pill that can make someone gay or straight, but there's a lot of pills that make people asexual as a side effect, and when they go off the pills they go back to normal.

I dunno, asexual doesn't really seem like a thing to me.

Lol if u think aspirin doesn't eventually turn u gay

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Lethal Drizzle: Feb 24, 2011

if asexuality is a sexual orientation atheism is a religion. makes you think

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