Why does everybody on this forum pretend to be gay?

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opus111: Jul 6, 2014

In almost every topic there are men talking about dicks. Sucking dicks, sitting on dicks, how much they love the gays etc. There's no way this many people are actually gay and as a solidly heterosexual person the thought of doing gay things makes me feel sick and I know this is true for people who are just not me.

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Duane Walker: Sep 10, 2010

im gay

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Dusty Baker 2: Jul 8, 2011; Keyboard Inghimasi

im gay

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Duane Walker posted:

im gay

same

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# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:45

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

cuz im gay

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:47

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

opus111 posted:

In almost every topic there are men talking about dicks. Sucking dicks, sitting on dicks, how much they love the gays etc. There's no way this many people are actually gay and as a solidly heterosexual person the thought of doing gay things makes me feel sick and I know this is true for people who are just not me.

tbh that is the gayest thing a person can say. ur gay :sympathy:

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:47

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

opus111 posted:

In almost every topic there are men talking about dicks. Sucking dicks, sitting on dicks, how much they love the gays etc. There's no way this many people are actually gay and as a solidly heterosexual person the thought of doing gay things makes me feel sick and I know this is true for people who are just not me.

hosed up if true

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:48

murphyslaw: Feb 16, 2007; It never fails

im pretty gay

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:48

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

opus111 posted:

In almost every topic there are men talking about dicks. Sucking dicks, sitting on dicks, how much they love the gays etc. There's no way this many people are actually gay and as a solidly heterosexual person the thought of doing gay things makes me feel sick and I know this is true for people who are just not me.

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

im gay

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Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

this is a free and happy place where everyone can live out their homosexual fantasies, which have otherwise been repressed by christian society and republicans

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:49

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

lol if you thought we were pretending

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:49

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

being gay has been cool ever since that guy from wham! sucked a dick in a bathroom and everyone just kinda laughed instead of feigned outrage

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:50

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Obama taught me to be gay in school... and I LOVE IT!

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a gay lion named Tangiers: Jul 30, 2013

i do it to fit in but it makes me slightly uncomfortable

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:51

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

Bip Roberts posted:

Obama taught me to be gay in school... and I LOVE IT!

personal tuition? :aaa:

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:52

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

op if you wanna join the secredt society of gays just go to the park after dark

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:52

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I just prefer a big throbbing veiny turgid cock. Doesn't everyone, really, deep down?

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

shiksa posted:

being gay has been cool ever since that guy from wham! sucked a dick in a bathroom and everyone just kinda laughed instead of feigned outrage

oh okay I thought it was ever since the director of xXx: sTaTe of tHe uNiOn was caught being a gay prostitute in drag

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:52

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

oh so you're like the republican congressman kinda gay eh? grats that classy.

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GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

this is traditionally a gay forum op, i don't know what you thought you were signing up for

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a gay lion named Tangiers: Jul 30, 2013

devin2 posted:

i do it to fit in but it makes me slightly uncomfortable

just fyi this is a huge problem in my life so please stop making me do it

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:53

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

this is traditionally a gay forum op, i don't know what you thought you were signing up for

OP's gonna have to suck Lowtax's dick if he wants his $10 back :bahgawd:

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:54

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

shiksa posted:

being gay has been cool ever since that guy from wham! sucked a dick in a bathroom and everyone just kinda laughed instead of feigned outrage

"awaken my masters" -wham

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:55

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

THE GAY AGENDA

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:58

salt shakeup: Jun 27, 2004; 'orrible fucking nights

I'm straight

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:00

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

this is traditionally a gay forum op, i don't know what you thought you were signing up for

Actually I signed up because I was having girl problems an my friend told me that the e/n forum would give good advice. It didn't though

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:00

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

99 Headmates posted:

I'm straight

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:04

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

opus111 posted:

Actually I signed up because I was having girl problems an my friend told me that the e/n forum would give good advice. It didn't though

opus111 posted:

Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:04

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

GBS = Gay Boi Society

what do you loving expect?

im gay

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:04

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

opus111 posted:

In almost every topic there are men talking about dicks. Sucking dicks, sitting on dicks, how much they love the gays etc. There's no way this many people are actually gay and as a solidly heterosexual person the thought of doing gay things makes me feel sick and I know this is true for people who are just not me.

im mirthful

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:05