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a hole-y ghost posted:just put an ad out seeking someone willing to be eaten.. worked for armin meiwes anyawy Nah, I dunno. I think ill just wonder about it and not do it. Unless I become rich. Then ill just eat a Honduran or maybe a Chilean.
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Parallax Scroll posted:they make good sandwiches Unless you want both meat and cheese.
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Sep 13, 2014 21:39
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Lumpy the Cook posted:-Has no style gently caress you so much god damnit
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Sep 13, 2014 21:42
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Old Jewish people need to know all pertinent facts regarding any foodstuff they encounter while going about their day, and will not hesitate to interrogate you if they see you near a food item.
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There's only about 6 million Jews in the world. Compare that to the 27 million practicing Sikhs,
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Quickscope420dad posted:Talmudical hermeneutics are frickin' badass and also pretty much make the entire old testament in the english language completely redundant, theologically Annnnd that is exactly what Satan wants you to believe. It's called "the spiritual shell game". Don't believe in anything, fall for everything. 
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Sep 13, 2014 22:18
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I legitimately feel sorry for Jews because they are born into such a lovely religion
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Kyrie eleison posted:I legitimately feel sorry for Jews because they are born into such a lovely religion no pulled pork sandwich, I guess god likes torturing people
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Sep 13, 2014 22:32
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Just tell your parents you accept Christ already. Get it over with. Come out of the closet
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Sep 13, 2014 22:34
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actually its by far the least lame theistic religion I mean its still super lame but less so than all the others
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Kyrie eleison posted:Just tell your parents you accept Christ already. Get it over with. Come out of the closet Accepted christ into his butt parts. 
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Sep 13, 2014 22:36
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Jesus, Peter, the blessed virgin Mary
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^^ all jews ^^
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:^^ all jews ^^ All Christians
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Quickscope420dad posted:Talmudical hermeneutics are frickin' badass and also pretty much make the entire old testament in the english language completely redundant, theologically Just read up a bit and holy loving lol at this poo poo. How gullible do you have to be to buy this crap. Read your loving bible
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Kyrie eleison posted:Just read up a bit and holy loving lol at this poo poo. How gullible do you have to be to buy this crap. Read your loving bible cannot tell if you are serious right now
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motherfucker do you think his name would be a theological concept, in greek, if he wasn't serious
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Phlegmish posted:motherfucker do you think his name would be a theological concept, in greek, if he wasn't serious it's p ironic too cause that's exactly the phrase that i am saying to myself over this
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Sep 13, 2014 23:04
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the bible has two descriptions of the earth being created which makes you wonder WHERE IS FIRST/SECOND EARTH???
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Is it true that a jewish girl wants see your bank account statement before going back to her apartment?
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Phlegmish posted:motherfucker do you think his name would be a theological concept, in greek, if he wasn't serious
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orthodox jews are not allowed to drive vehicles with an even number of wheels
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march is the busiest month for jews, with 17 jewish holidays
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jews are fond of a chick pea based beer called khizpach, which they drink in large quantitites
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did you know jews have to follow 613 commandments, however they have come up with tricks and exploits to circumvent all of them
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they suck on baby weiners
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Quickscope420dad posted:it's p ironic too cause that's exactly the phrase that i am saying to myself over this I thought this was the Midrash that told the extra stories and stuff.
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Parallax Scroll posted:they suck on baby weiners Yea whats up with that? 
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Parallax Scroll posted:they suck on baby weiners how come its ok when they do it, but I get slapped with a felony and put on a sex offender list when I do it??? probably liberals' fault
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Sincere question: Is there any Jewish tradition of giving thanks or otherwise acknowledging the Persian Emperor who freed the Jews from Babylon?
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redshirt posted:Sincere question: Is there any Jewish tradition of giving thanks or otherwise acknowledging the Persian Emperor who freed the Jews from Babylon? well he's hell of acknowledged in scripture but as for there being a tradition celebrating him in some way I've not heard of it, though there is a chance the lack of one would be to do with his connection to the ancient babylonian gods and stuff which are basically the decepticons to the talmudic pantheon's autobots
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Old Jewish dudes are funny as hell.
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Jews are smart and handsome, Israelis doubly so
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Fact: All my best friends are Jews. I started a thread some time ago about this very fact.
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jewish persons enjoy watching the snail races
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and by snail races I mean "non-jewish people" and by watching i mean "secretly exercising massive control over"
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im goy
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Being desert creatures used to wide expanses, jews have no depth perception. If placed on a table, they will walk off the edge.
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wit posted:Being desert creatures used to wide expanses, jews have no depth perception. If placed on a table, they will walk off the edge. hosed up if true
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