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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

don't worry agrajag his strong yet gentle hands will massage you back to straightness

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

it's ok, come over here to the relaxation tent

*gently guides you to the relaxation tent*

Keep your shoes and socks on inside the relaxation tent please.

It can sometimes become a STICKY SITUATION!!!!11111!!!!11!!!ONE!!!!:iamafag:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Keep your shoes and socks on inside the relaxation tent please.

It can sometimes become a STICKY SITUATION!!!!11111!!!!11!!!ONE!!!!:iamafag:

it just figures you would make this into a gay thing

god

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Ok, I caved, it had to be done...

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/wQ6aTFd.jpg:nws:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

beato posted:

Ok, I caved, it had to be done...

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/wQ6aTFd.jpg:nws:

Welp...

Its been nice.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 235 days!)

:eyepop: dat smirk

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

a hole-y ghost posted:

you're wish is my command :thumbsup:
obviously :nws:http://i.imgur.com/m3wJvGJ.jpg:nws:

lol

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im gonna watch Summer Rental.

Too much dick for today.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 235 days!)

psyopmonkey posted:

Im gonna watch Summer Rental.

Too much dick for today.

better off dead was a better movie

better idea than this thread too

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Viggen posted:

better off dead was a better movie

better idea than this thread too

Summer Rental and The Great Outdoors are my go to not feeling well movies.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 235 days!)

imma introduce my thick dick to mister urinal cake

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

this make my lol like woah

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

beato posted:

Ok, I caved, it had to be done...

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/wQ6aTFd.jpg:nws:

I'll have what he's having.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



a hole-y ghost posted:

don't worry agrajag his strong yet gentle hands will massage you back to straightness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il594GeNnpo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

KakerMix posted:

this make my lol like woah

lol this was a major part of my summer 1993

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

you're wish is my command :thumbsup:
obviously :nws:http://i.imgur.com/m3wJvGJ.jpg:nws:

Thank you sir!

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

beato posted:

Ok, I caved, it had to be done...

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/wQ6aTFd.jpg:nws:

What is going on in this pic

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The Risk posted:

What is going on in this pic
shes blasting off.... houston we have liftoff

e: also she has a huge pubic bush made of television static

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now

Please tell me someone has the pic that iwanbo posted. It was a print out of one of the pics of Samurai Asspirate's step mom covered in semen.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
shame on you!

Microwave's mom is probably reading this.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
New pic of MW's mom found:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

New pic of MW's mom found:



Its the night mother.

The black hand will find another soul.

NadaTooma
Aug 24, 2004

The good thing is that everyone around you has more critical failures in combat, the bad thing is - so do you!
you are a destroyer of dreams :mad:

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Ages like a fine wine made out of old as gently caress grapes.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Rambling Robot posted:

shame on you!

Microwave's mom is probably reading this.

i am

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Uf1g2ql.jpg :nws:

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014
Some pro clicks here

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

:vince:

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 235 days!)

itd be like loving a keebler elf wtf is wrong with you

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

HOW DARE YOU

i will not stand by and watch you sully mlady microwave's mom. i challenge ye to a duel.

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
To be fair, Microwave's draw your own adventure were pretty fun to read.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

MeaningOfLife posted:

To be fair, Microwave's draw your own adventure were pretty fun to read.

the lego guy's comics were not, and was rightfully chased off along with his water carriers

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
that second pic she looks kinda evil stepmotherish, I fear for the day Microwave's dad dies and she gets all the inheritance and kicks him out

still would

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

Alan Smithee posted:

that second pic she looks kinda evil stepmotherish, I fear for the day Microwave's dad dies and she gets all the inheritance and kicks him out

still would

Of course still would, you gotta be in before Microwave's dad dies so you can ride the money train (and Microwave's mom).

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
nah im pretty sure i only want to ride mocrowave's mom till she has to use crutches to walk

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tbqh Microwave posted quite a few good threads back in the day, it's too bad his mom was more than the world could handle

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

tacodaemon posted:

tbqh Microwave posted quite a few good threads back in the day, it's too bad his mom was more than the world could handle

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3131879&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=131#post381672234

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Dang, that's tragic. People confused him with SamuraiAsspirate and offered no sympathy for him. :/

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah. it was like 4 years ago but it's still weird seeing people so desperate to gobble as much of axemaniac as possible when he was an obese, extremely unfunny, terrifying toilet rape fetishist

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

scalded schlong posted:

yeah. it was like 4 years ago but it's still weird seeing people so desperate to gobble as much of axemaniac as possible when he was an obese, extremely unfunny, terrifying toilet rape fetishist
what, have any of those things changed?

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