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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > [GDT] SNF: CHI @ SF
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 DONALD DRIVER IS A MISS AMERICA JUDGE

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Brooooooks

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I don't think the niners are that good.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
This might - MIGHT - be slower than Jets/Packers

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

can't wait until this dogshit niners team gets worked by actual competition

Yea they've looked really unimpressive these past two weeks.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

FizFashizzle posted:

can't wait until this dogshit niners team gets worked by actual competition

good take next caller

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GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

 The niners are going to cover the over by themselves

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

davecrazy posted:

I don't think the niners are that good.

well that sur was some lovely tackling for a team that prides themselves on HARD HITZ

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Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Imagine being such an insufferable piece of poo poo that you take your team to 3 straight conference championships and they still try to trade you away

He seems like the type of guy who players just cannot listen to after 4 years. When every single mistake is the biggest travesty since 9/11 you just can't listen to someone for but so long.


What a ridiculous hands to the face penalty. It was like Ward just stood there, got confused, and decked Holmes.

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

davecrazy posted:

I don't think the niners are that good.
they don't look unstoppable, i agree

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

shiksa posted:

matt forte has probably got -2 yards on 6 touches so far.

His silent tribute to Ray Rice

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 This game sucks

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
What's the :flag: single game record and has this game surpassed it yet

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

can't wait until this dogshit niners team gets worked by actual competition

They're probably going 19-0, fyi.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Quidnose posted:

my girlfriend knows miss maine

She the one with the enormous claws and antennae and huge tits?

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Petite Dinklage posted:

His silent tribute to Ray Rice

I really hope we don't find out that Forte is killing hookers or something

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

DONALD DRIVER IS A MISS AMERICA JUDGE

He was a pro football player for quite a while, so I don't doubt his qualifications when it comes to checking out hot girls

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 I've been waiting all day for this loving quarter to finally end.

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Canopus250
Feb 18, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!

axeil posted:

This game sucks

I love the niners and this is the case.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Miss Massachusetts is a dental student

soon to be a sadist with newer magazines

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Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


 I can't believe the first quarter is JUST NOW ending. We're in for a long night, friends.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
No team is unstoppable but the 49ers are the NFL's best and it will be between them and the Seahawks again with the 49ers winning it this time.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Bip Roberts posted:

They're probably going 19-0, fyi.

NO, that's Arizona :colbert:

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Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
I looked up and said "holy poo poo the first quarter just ended" and my roommate said "yep" and farted


that's this game

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

The Glumslinger posted:

I really hope we don't find out that Forte is killing hookers or something

I really wish sam hurd got away with it until this last week.

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

CapnAndy posted:

What's the :flag: single game record and has this game surpassed it yet

22

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Feb 6, 2011

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Baseball games move faster than this poo poo show.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Quiet Feet posted:

She the one with the enormous claws and antennae and huge tits?

It's very progressive of the Miss America pageant to branch out and allow crustaceans to enter this year.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
They should ask the Miss America contestants if a hot dog is a sandwich.

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 that did not seem like a good quarter of football

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 hell yeah miss texas

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 A very angry snf gdt

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

axeil posted:

This game sucks

Are you looking for dick licking and anal?

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

DONALD DRIVER IS A MISS AMERICA JUDGE

Isn't he the one with the ungodly-big dong

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

zakharov posted:

They should ask the Miss America contestants if a hot dog is a sandwich.

It is.

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King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Kawalimus posted:

No team is unstoppable but the 49ers are the NFL's best and it will be between them and the Seahawks again with the 49ers winning it this time.

I'm hoping that this is one of those times when you are proven right.

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YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
meats

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Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???

FizFashizzle posted:

can't wait until this dogshit niners team gets worked by actual competition

Good thing every other team in the nfl sucks too

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kawalimus posted:

No team is unstoppable but the 49ers are the NFL's best and it will be between them and the Seahawks again with the 49ers winning it this time.

I like you better now

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Petite Dinklage posted:

It is.

Nope.

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