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Did anybody say Cops yet? Because.... Cops.
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SrgMagnum posted:Did anybody say Cops yet? Whoah... 
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Sep 13, 2014 00:34
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SrgMagnum posted:Did anybody say Cop Rock yet? I bet you are all musical bastards.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:57
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Sep 13, 2014 01:25
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Got a summons for jury duty. 
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Sep 14, 2014 03:38
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GunForumMeme posted:Got a summons for jury duty. I hope you get picked! You'll be my hero.
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Sep 14, 2014 04:53
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Oh sure guys, make the officer who volunteered to stay after working 10 hours your runner because you think it's funny. drat SWAT bastards  11 hours of OT later
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Sep 14, 2014 12:55
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What do you do if you are in the midst of the most violent poo poo of your life and you get a hot call? I'm talking about naked in the bathroom stall prayin to jesus to get this demon out of you type of poo poo.
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Sep 14, 2014 14:18
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You can't interrupt an exorcism halfway through. Granny could be getting mugged right outside the station and I'd have no choice but to finish expelling said evil prior to engaging in any law enforcement heroics. That's for you young hard-chargers to figure out though. I'm retired now, I can poop in peace.
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Sep 14, 2014 14:22
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I nearly got killed a couple years ago while my lieutenant was taking a poo poo about a quarter mile away. He eventually showed but I'd handled up by then. I don't blame anybody 
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Sep 14, 2014 14:49
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So I got tased last week. Can't say that I recommend it.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:53
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beanieson posted:I nearly got killed a couple years ago while my lieutenant was taking a poo poo about a quarter mile away. Jesus, what did he eat?
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Sep 14, 2014 21:20
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Snowdens Secret posted:Jesus, what did he eat? 
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Sep 14, 2014 23:01
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Snowdens Secret posted:Jesus, what did he eat? 
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Sep 15, 2014 03:59
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Murphys Stache posted:So I got tased last week. Can't say that I recommend it. I'll take a good tasering over OC spray any day of the week.
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Sep 16, 2014 00:54
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Sep 16, 2014 01:08
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You know, an MRAP could have forded that.
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Sep 16, 2014 01:14
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Fukin A right it could have   E: 
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Sep 16, 2014 01:19
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oi i taped a plastic sheet over the grill thatll keep water out of the intake roit m8?
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Sep 16, 2014 01:28
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That picture is from the qld floods a few years ago from memory. Good times.
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Sep 16, 2014 02:26
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So, Bernard, should this Scotland thing go south do you think we could get something going with some
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Sep 16, 2014 02:36
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invade scotland make them the 51st state.
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Sep 16, 2014 02:41
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GunForumMeme posted:So, Bernard, should this Scotland thing go south do you think we could get something going with some Let's hope so, I loving love that stuff, although I can't promise I won't just move over to Japanese whisky when Hadrians wall goes up again. We can always blackmail the Scottish populous by with-holding shipments of Bucky. Without the smack from Folkstone or the Bucky from Devon that country will literally fall apart.
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Sep 16, 2014 09:55
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Branis posted:invade scotland make them the 51st state. Don't even joke about things like that. It's getting mighty tense about here. Mind boggles what might follow on Friday after the results come out. Guess who is working Nightshifts this weekend...
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Sep 16, 2014 16:19
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Was my phone background on the fourth. American Classic.
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Sep 16, 2014 16:19
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Chartley, come and work for the MET, every Scot I know in the job is a Sergeant at least. When the civil war starts north of the border you can come and join me in London with a nice overfunded and bloated police force, Romanian strip clubs and hipster bars with £9 a pint 'craft' beer.
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Sep 16, 2014 16:50
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Branis posted:annex scotland make them the 51st state. No need to invade. We welcome their addition with open arms. We'll toss in Puerto Rico as well unless Nova Scotia wants to come along to balance out the flag.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:08
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Just realized the fire house has a hidden giant man cave room with huge double wide lazy boy chairs. That plus the 60" TV is pretty nice. Should have been a fire fighter.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:16
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Chartley, come and work for the MET, every Scot I know in the job is a Sergeant at least. When the civil war starts north of the border you can come and join me in London with a nice overfunded and bloated police force, Romanian strip clubs and hipster bars with £9 a pint 'craft' beer. Who knows what's going to happen. The catch is I like the way we work and the legislation we have to do our jobs. We have plenty of amazing pubs where I live (note not work). I'm in the largest city etc. Moving may happen but it's grand for now. Although, is it a guaranteed promotion?
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Sep 16, 2014 19:28
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In all honesty PACE is a loving joke and from what I hear you have a lot more 'common sense' legislation north of the border but judging by the vast quantity of Scot Sergeants and Inspectors I've met who have moved down from Scotland I think it's safe to say that your training better prepares you and that promotion boards are fond of the general bullshit free attitude you get in Scotland. I've been in to a custody suite before where 4 of the 6 Sergeants on duty are filthy jocks and so is the Governor.
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Sep 16, 2014 19:44
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What are the differences between Municipal Police and County Police? Someone at my work is trying to get me to apply to Municipal with them and I'm not entirely believeing their spiel (4 year patrol but after that it's all office paperwork). It's Chula Vista Municipal in San Diego if that makes any difference.
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Sep 16, 2014 20:13
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Untagged posted:Should have been a fire fighter. loving october thread title right there
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Sep 16, 2014 20:38
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beanieson posted:loving october thread title right there loving every months title right there
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Sep 16, 2014 20:47
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:In all honesty PACE is a loving joke and from what I hear you have a lot more 'common sense' legislation north of the border but judging by the vast quantity of Scot Sergeants and Inspectors I've met who have moved down from Scotland I think it's safe to say that your training better prepares you and that promotion boards are fond of the general bullshit free attitude you get in Scotland. I've been in to a custody suite before where 4 of the 6 Sergeants on duty are filthy jocks and so is the Governor. Pace seems stinking to work with. Don't know if I could be bothered dealing with the hot potato of race and racism. It's really not a major thing up here. Sectarian religious stuff mind you... Bernard McFacknutah posted:In all honesty PACE is a loving joke and from what I hear you have a lot more 'common sense' legislation north of the border but judging by the vast quantity of Scot Sergeants and Inspectors I've met who have moved down from Scotland I think it's safe to say that your training better prepares you and that promotion boards are fond of the general bullshit free attitude you get in Scotland. I've been in to a custody suite before where 4 of the 6 Sergeants on duty are filthy jocks and so is the Governor. I'll keep it on the maybe pile. Have always enjoyed visiting London but the lower pay and cost of living increase is a big nasty element.
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Sep 16, 2014 21:21
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DrakeriderCa posted:loving every months title right there Sitting around, lifting weights, eating chili, taking one fire call a month. THIS IS WHAT FIREMEN ACTUALLY DO
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Sep 16, 2014 21:25
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beanieson posted:Sitting around, lifting weights, eating chili, taking one fire call a month. Last year I was at a call where the fire brigade (aka red death) also attended. It was a Saturday early evening and we were running from call to call. One of the fireys complained to me that he still had shampoo in his hair as when they got the call he had just finished up at the gym and was about to go for dinner after a shower. I didn't hide my displeasure well.
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Sep 16, 2014 22:37
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chartley posted:Last year I was at a call where the fire brigade (aka red death) also attended. It was a Saturday early evening and we were running from call to call. One of the fireys complained to me that he still had shampoo in his hair as when they got the call he had just finished up at the gym and was about to go for dinner after a shower. Firemen.txt
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Sep 17, 2014 00:13
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I watched a house burn down a few years ago while two firemen strained on a huge fuckoff wrench trying to open up the valve on a hydrant. A third fireman came over and explained they were tightening, not loosening the valve 
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I don't know every time I see the fire department in action they always save the foundation.
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