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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

they belong in a gin & tonic!

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Widdiful posted:

when im at home on my desk my limbs go all over the place.
im talking feet on desk, arms under leg poo poo.
i am a disease.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16RCvtziXj0

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:



kind of impressive tbh
the spread or the bulge

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

pointers posted:

the spread or the bulge

how is someone that flexible

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

remember to consider the ergonomics of your balls when setting up your workstation

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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Widdiful posted:

when im at home on my desk my limbs go all over the place.
im talking feet on desk, arms under leg poo poo.
i am a disease.

when i did lots of downers i would pass out at my desk sometimes and then my arms would go numb to the point of my hands being paralyzed?

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

wut

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

when i did lots of downers i would pass out at my desk sometimes and then my arms would go numb to the point of my hands being paralyzed?

you know theres a famous story about a tcc goon that did this and lost an arm right

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

ya thats near the upper limits of a leg spread but thats not really a taxing amount if you have your feet helping like he does

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

thatd be impressive if his legs were straight tho

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Aug 15, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

you know theres a famous story about a tcc goon that did this and lost an arm right

no i missed that one, but if you've never had to depress the plunger of a syringe with your chin, well then you're a much healthier person than me.

also i once broke a pc case by falling off the chair onto it.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Jonny 290 posted:

you know theres a famous story about a tcc goon that did this and lost an arm right

still managed to drive a stick shift

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

when i did lots of downers i would pass out at my desk sometimes and then my arms would go numb to the point of my hands being paralyzed?

got you beat, i can stop my ulnar pulse on either arm just by holding my shoulders a certain way. freaks medical personnel the gently caress out

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

still managed to drive a stick shift

i missed this story, but it doesn't surprise me. though i've been around a shitload of junkies and i can only think of one that's lost a limb and that was a leg and not due to that.

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

got you beat, i can stop my ulnar pulse on either arm just by holding my shoulders a certain way. freaks medical personnel the gently caress out

grats on your broken body when i quit doing horrid stuff all my horrible body conditions stopped. well except being short i'm still short.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
remind me what's the fruit looking thing in the :biotruths: smiley

the lf gor megathread was so long ago

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
idk but now i miss being horrified at the prison thread

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

jony ive aces posted:

remind me what's the fruit looking thing in the :biotruths: smiley

the lf gor megathread was so long ago

berries

i think saclopedia explains it as some biotruthers thinking that women like pink because they are gatherers while men are hunters

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

idk but now i miss being horrified at the prison thread

hidingFromGor

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
oh right so it is

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2219 posted:

The smilie :biotruths: now consists of flashing berries. This comes from the biotruth that "women prefer pink because they evolved to stay home and be berry pickers while men evolved to be hunters".

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Widdiful posted:

when im at home on my desk my limbs go all over the place.
im talking feet on desk, arms under leg poo poo.
i am a disease.

post this

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

let us critique your limb arrangement

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
if the train isn't very full I stick my legs out into the aisle because it's comfortable
if someone is walking past or looks like they are about to get up I'll retract them

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


~Coxy posted:

if the train isn't very full I stick my legs out into the aisle because it's comfortable
if someone is walking past or looks like they are about to get up I'll retract them

thx for this but u neither appear to be a rabbit nor have a limb disorder

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

a lot of misandry itc

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
wear fitting pants

enjoy happy balls

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
also dont wear pants like urkel

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:



kind of impressive tbh

alpha as gently caress

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

jony ive aces posted:

oh right so it is

which is hilarious because pink wasn't a girl color until the early 20th century

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
my pants cut my nuts

*bleeeeergh*

bunghole

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001


is this some new garbageman technique

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:



kind of impressive tbh

i loving hate this

a couple got on the northern line train i was on a couple of weeks ago and both of them did it, they had their backs literally almost flat to the actual sitting part of the seat and had their legs as wide apart as they could go and were both on their phones

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i wasnt going to seriouspost in here but better here than teh security thread... i liek to take up more room cos my knees dont fit very well between the seat and the seat in front but if someone sits next to me ill stay within my seat boundary. Several times dudes have had silent legroom fights with me (in my leg space) and today some goon next to me couldnt fit his torso in his own seat and i was shoulder to shoulder wall->me->not even fat guy. The worst tho was when a really fat dude was stood in the aisle and had his belly p much resting on my shoulder. anyway thats my story thanks for reading. and no im not the fat one.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
you ever sit on your balls by accident? drat, that's a lousy thing when it happens

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

prefect posted:

you ever sit on your balls by accident? drat, that's a lousy thing when it happens

its terrible, ESPECIALLY when ur going for that like SLAM down onto the seat

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

prefect posted:

you ever sit on your balls by accident? drat, that's a lousy thing when it happens

wear boxer briefs or better fitting underwear?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

theadder posted:

post this

this is me a few years ago when i completely zone out for maximum comfort

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