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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

drilldo squirt posted:

Wait, is this really a sock?
is the Mona Lisa a square of canvas? :rolleyes:

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

i missed that thread please tme tell me everything

short version. Years worth of usage, guy microwaves it I think? Still uses it.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Surgeon Sim except you have to take off your clothes, put a condom on and achieve insertion.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I dunno, something where you play a tentacle doing anime girls with unnatural colored hair? Now where's my millions in nerd money?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
6DOF cock docking simulator.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
a student project where you discover the beauty of alternative lifestyles in alphabetical order

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Since Lowtax doesn't want us to embed .webms yet, you have to click on this yourself.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Youre an rear end.

I was doing a face masque and its all cracked now because I was laughing so much.

:argh:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
^^^you mean a facial? tmi dude

The Whoreisgone Trail

(attachments sold separately)

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 17, 2014

Electron Voltaire
Oct 27, 2010
Sneak King

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Meet and gently caress

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

lonesomedwarf posted:

Meet and gently caress
how would that work i dont understand

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

[b] I'm gay[\b]

the Sanyo e-butt is a realistic, soft and very moist interactive crotch made for exterior play. suck and slurp it to completion on 3 difficulty settings while navigating a procedurally generated salad tossing hell scape.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

gary oldmans diary posted:

a game where you queue up dozens of downloads then shortly after the first thing finishes downloading you ejaculate then cancel all the rest of the downloads

porn of yesteryear

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Tomb raider except replace lara croft with a buff dude

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

how about a game console that autoerotically asphyxiates you t o death while you play :twisted:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

a hole-y ghost posted:

how about a game console that autoerotically asphyxiates you t o death while you play :twisted:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

yow

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
like guitar hero, but the colored buttons are clits and you use your tongue for the strumming part

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Uncle Wemus posted:

like Bop It but the goal is to please a woman sexually

Lick it!

Squeeze it!

Now pass it!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Astrofig posted:

Lick it!

Squeeze it!

Now pass it!

Twist it.

Oh yes, Twist it.

:bigtran:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

console controller used for sounding

e: Wiimote :wth:

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Sep 17, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

console controller used for sounding

e: Wiimote :wth:

Youve been posting a lot.

Hit me up on AIM or something.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Youve been posting a lot.

Hit me up on AIM or something.
I dont know hw to use aim :jackbud:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

a hole-y ghost posted:

console controller used for sounding

e: Wiimote :wth:

scrub

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

posyopmonkey hit me up on aim please i am very lonely

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

posyopmonkey hit me up on aim please i am very lonely

Now you are playing the best Sex Game on the Internet.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
ARG sexgames ITT.

Meet and gently caress 2: Virtual Adventure

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Sim city is basically analogous to sex in general what with the extreme and hilarious disasters and complex multitasking, and the bad reviews of my performance the newspaper keeps giving

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



the sims: mods included

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

Meet and gently caress

Meat and gently caress.

You're a hot dog store owner who serves more than hot dogs to the hot ladies that come into your shop.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Al Borland posted:

Meat and gently caress.

You're a hot dog store owner who serves more than hot dogs to the hot ladies that come into your shop.

piled high

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Meat and gently caress 2: Cum flavored Vindaloo

Also to be hipster you have the choice of being male or female in the game and bi sexual or meat sexual.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
every sex is like a game to me, my dick is the cat and ur buttwhole is a mouse's b-hole

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i am a doctor irl just so you know

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

i am a doctor irl just so you know

do you go by Dr. Feelgood? Cause thats how you make me feel.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Al Borland posted:

do you go by Dr. Feelgood? Cause thats how you make me feel.

no i have a good "doctor" name to use but i am keeping it a secret because i am eventually going to change my name to that and i dont want someone to steal it.

ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eNW7GG_Q8

pps Pleasure Kevin

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

no i have a good "doctor" name to use but i am keeping it a secret because i am eventually going to change my name to that and i dont want someone to steal it.

ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eNW7GG_Q8

pps Pleasure Kevin

I heard, "marry me with my money."

That sounds like a good sex game.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Al Borland posted:

I heard, "marry me with my money."

That sounds like a good sex game.

wow same here as a kid that was a big joke with me and my friends welcome to the club al borland

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

wow same here as a kid that was a big joke with me and my friends welcome to the club al borland

NEver played that game cause im not some man babby child head born in the late 90s.

Glad to be in your club though lonesome dwarf

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