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this is the same people who want to put this statue in or near the oklahoma state capitol
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why's every religion gotta keep making kids for their statues when they need a crowd to lovingly stand around whatever they're worshiping?
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Sep 17, 2014 05:49
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ashgromnies posted:these guys aren't laveyan satanists, they're general millenial liberal atheists that embrace satan for the absurdity. Weird they'd have an image of lavey in the children's book, then.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:53
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America Inc. fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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Sep 17, 2014 06:00
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Christmas Miracle posted:this is the same people who want to put this statue in or near the oklahoma state capitol Fun fact- baphomet, the goat man guy, not a real thing. The crusaders we afraid Muslims would try to convert them, heard their god was called bo-ham-hat or something, and invented a goat man to practice "pretending to worship" to avoid converting. Like slenderman, their pretend bs scared them and some started actually worshiping slenderman. I mean goat man. So if you're going to be evil at least get it right.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:04
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Christmas Miracle posted:this is the same people who want to put this statue in or near the oklahoma state capitol
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Sep 17, 2014 06:14
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Like that's the first time satan worship led to bad art
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Sep 17, 2014 06:15
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rear end homie
Guancho fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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Sep 17, 2014 06:16
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a hole-y ghost posted:that thing is pretty poorly sculpted. it looks like someone draped cellulite ridden skin all over it pretty sure its unfinished so they haven't sanded/detailed it yet
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Sep 17, 2014 06:17
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Some more fun is coming out of this. In Orange County, Florida, the school district decided to allow christian groups to pass out religious materials. They originally wanted to prohibit other groups from distributing materials, but that got shot down by a judge who pointed out that it would be a pretty clear and damning violation of the First Amendment to do so. So the district relented and decided to allow other religious groups to pass out stuff, I guess assuming that none of them were close by or willing to take the time to pass out stuff. The Satanic Temple made this book for this very purpose. Now all the kids in Orange County, Florida will be getting their very own Satanic Coloring book. I wonder what the parents will do. Link to one story.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:17
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naem posted:Fun fact- baphomet, the goat man guy, not a real thing. i don't think the point is to worship the most historically accurate version of satan.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:28
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by calling themselves a religion they get permission to do the same things any other religion, including christianity, can do. this includes putting statues glorifying their deity on public property with other religious monuments and handing out printed materials to children. if you make a law prohibiting the satanic temple from doing these things you're also making a law preventing any church from doing that thing.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:30
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Putty posted:ah poo poo he put the text below what i wasnt supposed to look at looks like this is the end for me *poof*  putty you have died as you lived: gay
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Sep 17, 2014 06:35
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I'm assuming these folks don't actually believe in the existence of the necronomicon, which kind of raises some questions about what they do believe so I wikipediad it and it's kind of cute quote:The Satanic Temple, based in New York, represents a variety of Satanism that uses the literary Satan as a mythological foundation for a non-supernatural religion,[45] which it believes can be used to construct a cultural narrative that can usefully contextualize life experiences and promote pragmatic skepticism, rational reciprocity, personal autonomy, and curiosity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4
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Sep 17, 2014 06:44
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Cubone posted:I'm assuming these folks don't actually believe in the existence of the necronomicon, which kind of raises some questions about what they do believe I'm an almost non-theistic Christian I'm pretty sure, maybe the truth is somewhere in the middlLIGHTNING BOLT TO THE NECK
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Sep 17, 2014 06:53
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This is an appalling travesty. Cerberus had three heads, drat it. 
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Sep 17, 2014 07:04
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i mean in the book, cerberus is in there dude
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Sep 17, 2014 07:07
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naem posted:
richard hammond?
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Sep 17, 2014 07:09
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naem posted:A reminder that according to the bible this is what angels actually look like, the good guys are just as terrifying
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Sep 17, 2014 07:10
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Negative Entropy posted:Seems Lovecraftian to me. Oh come on. I fail to see anything squamous, Cyclopean or rugose in those images.
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Sep 17, 2014 07:12
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I took a bunch of nyquil and drank a couple beers to fall asleep one day and I'm pretty sure I had a conversation with one of those
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Sep 17, 2014 07:18
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angels are hunks with wings you dumbies
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Sep 17, 2014 07:27
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Cubone posted:angels are hunks with wings you dumbies Nope sorry. That was made up completely by artists. Angels are described specifically several times in scripture and like, holy poo poo.
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Sep 17, 2014 07:46
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the cherub w the "ever-turning sword" in the Garden of Eden too what was up w that
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Sep 17, 2014 07:48
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a hole-y ghost posted:the cherub w the "ever-turning sword" in the Garden of Eden too what was up w that That was the original gtfo
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Sep 17, 2014 07:49
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what i wonder is which way does the sword turn? is it like a chainsaw or can the angel spin it by its point like a sick b- ball??
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Sep 17, 2014 07:53
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the satanic temple has some cool swag for sale too shopsatan dot com for all your satan needs
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Sep 17, 2014 07:57
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As far as I can tell this isn't real satanism™ they talk about the Necronomicon which is a fictional book that Laveyan satanists don't even pretend exists.
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Sep 17, 2014 08:02
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Lol get owned Christians you spoiled gently caress ups
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Sep 17, 2014 08:03
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I unironically love The Satanic Temple. Church of Satan is an objectivist rear end in a top hat religion laced with mysticism and majycks. The Satanic Temple is a rational atheist club trolling bigots of all religions, including satanists.
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Nathilus posted:As far as I can tell this isn't real satanism™ they talk about the Necronomicon which is a fictional book that Laveyan satanists don't even pretend exists. it's just a more deliberately confrontational and offensive school of militant atheism and as long as they're commissioning baphomet statues for city hall and distributing satanic coloring books to schoolchildren they have my full support Previously, they performed a "pink mass" over Fred Phelps' mother's grave, posthumously turning her gay and they have promised to do the same to Fred when he passes: quote:The Satanic Temple exercised its own right to offensive Free Speech in our performance of the Pink Mass at Fred Phelps’s mother’s grave this past summer. After having two same-sex couples (one male, one female) engage in homoerotic activity at the grave site, we declared Fred Phelps’s mother a post-mortem homosexual conversion. At the time, I predicted that Fred hadn’t too much longer till he would pass, and I stated –- in a direct tweet to the WBC -– that I would be presiding over Fred’s own Pink Mass before too long. As I have made a promise to a dying man, I fully intend to do my very best to see it through, and the pomp and circumstance of this Pink Mass will surely far, far exceed that of the original event in Meridian, Mississippi. IIRC the authorities in Missississippi tried and failed to find a crime to charge them with. The only people who take the satan bit seriously are christians, and it's hilarious. They do all this as "The Satanic Temple" to try to take advantage of the blank check for ridiculous expression (and presumably tax exemption) that christianity enjoys in america poverty goat fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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Sep 17, 2014 08:08
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Helical Nightmares posted:This is an appalling travesty. Cerberus is an etymological joke. It's got (disputed) roots in a Proto-Indo-Eurpean word "k̑érberos" which means "spotted." Hades named his dog Spot.
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Sep 17, 2014 08:18
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Previously, they performed a "pink mass" over Fred Phelps' mother's grave, posthumously turning her gay and they have promised to do the same to Fred when he passes: ok I was slightly critical but I take it back. This rules. Now I want a pink mass when I die. D'ya think homoerotic activity in the vicinity of my ashes would work just as well? Because I don't plan on going in the dirt.
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Sep 17, 2014 08:44
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Cerberus is an etymological joke. I too read Skin Game. Cerberus deserves three heads.
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Sep 17, 2014 08:58
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Christmas Miracle posted:this is the same people who want to put this statue in or near the oklahoma state capitol That's a pretty cool statue.
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Sep 17, 2014 08:59
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naem posted:Nope sorry. That was made up completely by artists. Angels are described specifically several times in scripture and like, holy poo poo. wrong my aunt saw one on an airplane and it was a hunky man
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Hi sattan
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satan sucks and is gay
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naem posted:
Yeah, worship, and make sacrifices to, moloch. Like our presidents and heads of industry do.
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