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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:this thread gives flashbacks of the gentle old chem teacher that tried to convert me. I think it is you who is the rear end in a top hat actually
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larry blesses those who are poor and realize their need for him, for the king of anroids is theirs
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:gentle old men well thats echi errrrr
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:why is jesus god and god's son at the same time? and why is the holy ghost a seperate thing too. this is like some zeus and hercules poo poo its the trinity yo. its liek that 3 muskequeers thing. all for one and one for all but holy wise. also holy ghost was 3rd part AXCTUALLY I just remember soime bnuillshit. once a person higher in the hcurhc that i said analog and was like "holy ghost is the electricity of thre trinty, the thing that makes it all work, " and i beliebed him. i mean bevfore that i had no image in mt head and now thnis oh yeah what about the unforgivable sin god its such a joke (christianity)
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NWS [url]http://i.imgur.com/9r2qhRg.jpg[/img] NWS
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echinopsis posted:NWS quoting for shame
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echinopsis posted:NWS preserved for posterity
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Sep 20, 2014 11:04
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irony poo poo posting extends to bbcode you joke ruinmersa
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echinopsis posted:ruinmersa sry u have mersa
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theadder posted:sry u have mersa i'd rather have mrsa than mensa
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I went to catholic school for 9 years and now I'm gay
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echinopsis posted:its the trinity yo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLfgaUoQCw
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i used to go to church every christmas as a kid because they gave away these huge oranges and they were great then one year i didnt get one and i havent been near a church since
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Widdiful posted:i used to go to church every christmas as a kid because they gave away these huge oranges and they were great my next door neighbor hosted some russian orphans as part of a church thing, and they thought their bowl of oranges was the greatest poo poo ever. better than the sega which they also loved. then a month later they got sent back to the soviet union run orphanage.
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syscall girl posted:i got talked into going to a preachy summer camp by the cute blond girl next door I went to a church camp a good friend (also a cute blond girl) invited me to; they put us up in the dorms at a local college, and I spent a week hanging out with a bunch of cute girls and other friends and doing silly church camp things. I also got to play the part of Jesus during a play and got worshiped on stage by disciples, which was amusing.
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Broken Machine posted:I went to a church camp a good friend (also a cute blond girl) invited me to; they put us up in the dorms at a local college, and I spent a week hanging out with a bunch of cute girls and other friends and doing silly church camp things. I also got to play the part of Jesus during a play and got worshiped on stage by disciples, which was amusing. being a guard in the reenactment of the stations of the cross was more fun than it probably should have been
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syscall girl posted:is that when the bishop tickles you in the rectory? nah its some sort of retarded candy apple 
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nigga crab pollock posted:nah its some sort of retarded candy apple loooooooool
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nigga crab pollock posted:nah its some sort of retarded candy apple believe in jesus
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nigga crab pollock posted:nah its some sort of retarded candy apple where in the bible does it instruct ppl to make this crazy thing ?? adn then the lord said put some of those gummy cone things on a apple and also put a candle in it, and it will be good
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Smythe posted:where in the bible does it instruct ppl to make this crazy thing ??
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i think thats an orange
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nigga crab pollock posted:nah its some sort of retarded candy apple this is some high-level voodoo gizmo, i bet it could kill a man straight if you chanted his name three times
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Smythe posted:where in the bible does it instruct ppl to make this crazy thing ?? lol
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echi, what were you doing in 1996?
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Valeyard posted:echi, what were you doing in 1996? In 1996 in Whanganui, New Zealand, a 21-year-old man burst into a radio station (Star FM) and took the manager hostage. His demand was to play "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog.[10]
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I was 15 and masturbating furiously and ten crying after coz jesus doesn't love a masterbateur
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echinopsis posted:I was 15 and masturbating furiously and ten crying after coz jesus doesn't love a masterbateur what a wanker
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:what a wanker when i was 11 a 16 year old christian boy took me into the jungle (we were on a picnic on a little island in micronesia with our parents) and made me stand guard while he masturbated, and then he told me how guilty he felt because he was sinning, and he bet that the young missionary teacher at our 7th day adventist school never masturbated. I'm a little mad echopenis for bringing up that menu that i had happily forgotten about.
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:when i was 11 a 16 year old christian boy took me into the jungle (we were on a picnic on a little island in micronesia with our parents) and made me stand guard while he masturbated, and then he told me how guilty he felt because he was sinning, and he bet that the young missionary teacher at our 7th day adventist school never masturbated. 
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keep in mind it was 1981 or something and 11 year olds weren't already schooled on bukkake sluts and stuff.
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when i was in high school one of my friends asked me if i wanted to be in the LUNCHTIME PRAYER CIRCLE she was starting because KIDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PRAY AT SCHOOL and i joined and we all stood in a circle and prayed at lunchtime and i think it lasted maybe a month before we figured out wed always been allowed to pray at school and nobody gave a poo poo then i discovered feminism and politics and it was all over
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A Pinball Wizard posted:when i was in high school one of my friends asked me if i wanted to be in the LUNCHTIME PRAYER CIRCLE she was starting because KIDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PRAY AT SCHOOL and i joined and we all stood in a circle and prayed at lunchtime and i think it lasted maybe a month before we figured out wed always been allowed to pray at school and nobody gave a poo poo my art teacher ran one of these in 1995 no one got mad or complained or gave a poo poo probably all the prayers against getting persecuted like they do protected them
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it's like christians never became a significant majority or something
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Glans Dillzig posted:I'm gay
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