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post reasons you are aren't a lobster (or perimeter lobster)
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Sep 22, 2014 19:15
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too many claws and antennae
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Sep 22, 2014 19:16
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- hi
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I have neither a snipping claw nor a crushing claw, and I won't shank you in the gut
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Sep 22, 2014 19:17
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i prefer to murde rmy lobsters by stabbing them in the brain before i boil them, as far as dying goes id rather be stabbed in the brain than boilds to death
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Sep 22, 2014 19:17
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i don't scream like a lil bitch when boiled
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Sep 22, 2014 19:18
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i was not a boss in Super Mario Bros 2
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Sep 22, 2014 19:21
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im pooping! posted:i prefer to murde rmy lobsters by stabbing them in the brain before i boil them, as far as dying goes id rather be stabbed in the brain than boilds to death That's very humane of you.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:21
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I am not a racist
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Sep 22, 2014 19:23
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Can't believe people are still using the term "lobster" in TYOOL 2014. Check your privilege mate.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:24
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:i was not a boss in Super Mario Bros 2 that was a crab, not a lobster. try again, or do your claws make this charade difficult to keep up?
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Sep 22, 2014 19:24
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moral/political reasons, mostly
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Sep 22, 2014 19:24
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I am lobster-souled, stop oppressing me.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:25
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I don't taste good slathered in butter
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Sep 22, 2014 19:26
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Libelous Slander posted:that was a crab, not a lobster. try again, or do your claws make this charade difficult to keep up? Super Mario Bros. 2 replaced Doki Doki Panic's third Mouser boss with a rock-tossing giant crab called Clawgrip there was no crab in the Japanese version. Check and mate 
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Sep 22, 2014 19:26
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Can't believe people are still using the term "lobster" in TYOOL 2014. Check your privilege mate. other parody thread options include: Post reasons you are NOT a mobster Post reasons you are NOT an imposter Post reasons you are NOT a Shasta (Orange Soda) Post reasons you are NOT a roster
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Sep 22, 2014 19:27
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I do not have a chitin exoskeleton. I am however delicious when dipped in warm butter.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:28
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I can't think of any good reasons, and have reason to believe I may in fact be a lobster.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:30
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exquisite tea posted:I can't think of any good reasons, and have reason to believe I may in fact be a lobster. 
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Sep 22, 2014 19:30
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I live a normal life, have a normal job, normal friends, normal family. I wake up, go to work, go home, have dinner, sleep. Day in, day out, same thing. I'm content, sometimes even happy, and yet I dream of the floors of silent seas. Am I a man dreaming he is a lobster, or a lobster dreaming he is a man?
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Sep 22, 2014 19:33
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I throw tea into the sea like a filthy barbarian
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Sep 22, 2014 19:34
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i have a skull inside of me 
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Sep 22, 2014 19:46
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ive got 1 good reason http://i.imgur.com/5W99l.jpg
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Sep 22, 2014 19:46
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huge dick
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Sep 22, 2014 19:49
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I don't stick to magnet.
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Sep 22, 2014 19:54
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I'm pretty sure that I'm worth less than the $1398.25 a lobster of my weight would cost (assuming $7.99/lb on sale)
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Sep 22, 2014 19:54
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as a lobsterkin all the boiling water talk in this thread is very triggering to me
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Sep 22, 2014 19:58
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This thread is raping me I'm feeling raped by everyone who is posting here
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Sep 22, 2014 19:58
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i'm a rock lobster
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Sep 22, 2014 19:59
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clack clack clack CLACK
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Sep 22, 2014 20:04
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My blood is red, not blue, and my liver and pancreas are separate organs.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:05
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Parahexavoctal posted:My blood is red, not blue, and my liver and pancreas are separate organs. 
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Sep 22, 2014 20:06
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Don Tacorleone posted:This thread is raping me footage of you spotted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iacKqTCiX8U
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Sep 22, 2014 20:08
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Fajita Fiesta posted:clack clack clack CLACK i had a freshwater aquarium in my room for a while and had a blue lobster in there, he was like 5 inches long and really pretty one night im trying to sleep and i hear that exact noise, clack clack clack and im wondering what is making the noise, so i grab a flashlight and shine it towards the noise and there, on my floor, walking across a piece of paper, is lobby(thats what i named the lobster) and he's looking directly at me pointing his claws at me so he swam to the top of the tank, climbed over the edge and fell 4 feet to the floor, then walked like 10 feet across my room and woke me up. i put him back in the water and put a box on the top of the aquarium until the next day when i bought a proper lid. that was the day i realized that yes my freshwater lobster can live on land no problemo
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Sep 22, 2014 20:09
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Umm pretty sure he was coming to murder you in your sleep dude
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Sep 22, 2014 20:13
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oh im certain that is the case
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Sep 22, 2014 20:14
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I have hair
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Sep 22, 2014 20:19
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I am a lobster in the sack if you know what I mean
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Sep 22, 2014 20:19
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sea bugs
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Sep 22, 2014 20:20
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i'm not alive when you kill me
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Sep 22, 2014 20:20
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NiceGuy posted:Umm pretty sure he was coming to murder you in your sleep dude im pooping! posted:oh im certain that is the case It was probably trying to mate with you. Because you are also a lobster.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:20
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