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Yaldabaoth posted:Why is it always white people who stubbornly refuse to practice personal hygiene? Is it like the Ganges and they think they don't spread germs because they're blessed by God? kind of funny when you consider all the goons mocking africans in the ebola thread for having no concept of hygiene hopefully once ebola hits the US the first to die will be the non hand-washers
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i just drop my pants down to my ankles and piss with my hands in the air. i violently thrash my entire body to shake the drips off of my moistened pole. this way i dont get penis particles on my hands and i can save hundreds of dollars a year on the water bill.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:58
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just to check you guys who are posting you dont wash cause you aint peed on your hands you do actually get this isnt why you wash your hands right? I cant tell anymore
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Sep 27, 2014 23:30
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No it depends on what I'm doing. If I'm peeing in a public restroom in a restaurant I wash my hands after I pee because I'm getting ready to eat. Since the other times I go to the bathroom during the day I'm not moments away from shoving my fingers in my mouth, or shoveling Cheetos down my throat and licking my fingers, I don't really find it necessary to wash. If I poop then yeah, I don't want to spread poop germs around because that can actually make people really sick.
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Sep 27, 2014 23:53
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the bathroom is a gym for your immune system, avoid washing hands to give it a good workout and to harden it for later
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Sep 27, 2014 23:56
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King Vidiot posted:No it depends on what I'm doing. If I'm peeing in a public restroom in a restaurant I wash my hands after I pee because I'm getting ready to eat. Since the other times I go to the bathroom during the day I'm not moments away from shoving my fingers in my mouth, or shoveling Cheetos down my throat and licking my fingers, I don't really find it necessary to wash. ok cool cheers
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Sep 27, 2014 23:56
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:if you sprinkle while you tinkle actually it's "please be neat and wipe the seat" wtf is a seatie
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Sep 28, 2014 00:49
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OP. Pee when ever you want. Peeing for peer pressure is kinda weird.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:53
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King Vidiot posted:No it depends on what I'm doing. If I'm peeing in a public restroom in a restaurant I wash my hands after I pee because I'm getting ready to eat. Since the other times I go to the bathroom during the day I'm not moments away from shoving my fingers in my mouth, or shoveling Cheetos down my throat and licking my fingers, I don't really find it necessary to wash. same
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Sep 28, 2014 01:06
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i heard the dirtiest part is the soap dispenser and faucet. and if you work in an office, you know as soon as you go back to your keyboard some dude has already got his ball sweat all over it in the past.
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Sep 28, 2014 01:08
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Sierra Nevadan posted:i heard the dirtiest part is the soap dispenser and faucet. and if you work in an office, you know as soon as you go back to your keyboard some dude has already got his ball sweat all over it in the past. my god you are dumb!
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Sep 28, 2014 01:11
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One time at work I was taking a poo poo and I just sorta noticed that the sink was running. And kept running. And kept running the entire time I took a poo poo. So I got out and walked over by the sinks and there was an Indian guy there slowly putting one hand under the running water, and then the other, and then the other, and then the other. Over and over. So I washed my hands, dried them and left and he was still doing it. He'd been in there before I walked in, I took a full dump, cleaned up and left and he was still at it. Well that's my exciting story of the hand washing indian guy. Thank you all, goodnight
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Sep 28, 2014 01:15
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i just pee on my hands because urine is sterile
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Sep 28, 2014 01:15
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:my god you are dumb! i will piss in your mouth, but you won't get sick
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Sep 28, 2014 01:18
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Sierra Nevadan posted:i will piss in your mouth, but you won't get sick Promise?
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Sep 28, 2014 01:19
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Big Beef City posted:One time at work I was taking a poo poo and I just sorta noticed that the sink was running. Running water is a novelty in India
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Sep 28, 2014 03:35
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Moola posted:just to check im on the edge of my seat here
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Sep 28, 2014 07:11
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i wash my hands before i piss because i dont want my dick getting dirty
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Sep 28, 2014 07:24
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OP, I wash my hands after peeing because my dick usually has your mom's poo stains on it.
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Sep 28, 2014 07:28
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Butthead posted:OP, I wash my hands after peeing because my dick usually has your mom's poo stains on it. fudged up if true
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Sep 28, 2014 07:41
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Business Gorillas posted:i just drop my pants down to my ankles and piss with my hands in the air. i violently thrash my entire body to shake the drips off of my moistened pole. this way i dont get penis particles on my hands and i can save hundreds of dollars a year on the water bill. on the flip side you smell like piss 
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Sep 28, 2014 07:44
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plain blue jacket posted:on the flip side you smell like piss there are literally no downsides
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Sep 28, 2014 15:42
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why are you touching the handles of the faucet and not just letting the black man turn it on for you and dry your hands?
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Sep 28, 2014 16:53
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Sierra Nevadan posted:i heard the dirtiest part is the soap dispenser and faucet. and if you work in an office, you know as soon as you go back to your keyboard some dude has already got his ball sweat all over it in the past. dont let dudes rub their balls on your keyboard bro you need to mark your territory better try making GBS threads all over your workspace
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Sep 28, 2014 16:56
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you irl posted:actually it's "please be neat and wipe the seat" wtf is a seatie It was on the hand-embroidered thing above my grandma's toilet thankyouverymuch  Southern thing 
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Sep 28, 2014 17:34
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If you think about it, belts are super gross because you always touch it right after you have a poo poo and they never get washed.
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Sep 28, 2014 17:50
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you irl posted:actually it's "please be neat and wipe the seat" wtf is a seatie Man, that's a much better rhyme. Whoever came up with that other one is a loving dumbass.
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Sep 28, 2014 18:38
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You are the reason for ebola
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Sep 28, 2014 18:38
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:It was on the hand-embroidered thing above my grandma's toilet thankyouverymuch bad news, pretty sure your grandma was retarded
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Sep 29, 2014 02:28
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Quote-Unquote posted:If you think about it, belts are super gross because you always touch it right after you have a poo poo and they never get washed. how about phones, you touch it before, during, and after pooping, while eating, you routinely press it to your face, and you never wash it iPetri
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Sep 29, 2014 02:30
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my retarded grandma was a saint
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Sep 29, 2014 02:31
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Yaldabaoth posted:Why is it always white people who stubbornly refuse to practice personal hygiene? Is it like the Ganges and they think they don't spread germs because they're blessed by God? not washing your hands every single time you pee isn't 'refusing to practice personal hygiene' it is possible to go overboard and gently caress over your immune system while contributing to the rise of super resistant strains of bacteria you know
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Sep 29, 2014 02:42
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lol only a goon would refuse to wash his hands after pissing because of "contributing to the rise of super resistant strains of bacteria"
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Sep 29, 2014 02:48
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Moridin920 posted:not washing your hands every single time you pee isn't 'refusing to practice personal hygiene' you heard it here folks, washing your hands == literally being bubble boy lol
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Sep 29, 2014 02:48
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brb going to smear some poo poo all over my face
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Sep 29, 2014 02:50
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I wash my hands while I pee because of beer pressure
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Sep 29, 2014 02:50
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I said it's possible to go overboard but apparently reading comprehension is so bad people can't work out more than a few phrases at once
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Sep 29, 2014 02:51
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Moridin920 posted:I said i piss in my own mouth and all over my hands and face
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Sep 29, 2014 03:07
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If you don't wash your hands before peeing just think of all the nasty stuff that is getting on your dick.
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Sep 29, 2014 03:15
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I work in an industrial setting and a bunch of the older Filipino guys cluster around the disgusting mop sink in an already rancid bathroom every break and take bird baths like it ain't no thing.
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Sep 29, 2014 03:19
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