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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

gently caress.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:35

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:57

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

God dammit Mariners, Oakland is doing their part, score some runs you loving bums. I want to be at a meaningful game tomorrow.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:36

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

theacox posted:

Well the Brewers finishing over .500 is a thing, I guess.

There were plenty of years I would have settled for just that.

Fake Edit: Let's get ready to TRUMBOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:36

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

fknlo posted:

Rally time!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:39

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

what was that, Yadi? :negative:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:42

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Sox are gonna lose. Tigers are gonna go to the Wild Card game. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:42

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

dumbass fan

e: goddamn that was close

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:44

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

That was a beautiful pivot in Chicago. Wow.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:47

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Derek Jeter's ghost has possessed the White Sox second baseman.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:48

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

This game is over. Cardinals don't want to win this one.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:52

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

This game is over. Cardinals don't want to win this one.

Chase Field has that effect on people.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:58

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

I wonder if that was Motte's last out as a Cardinal.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:01

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

tarlibone posted:

I wonder if that was Motte's last out as a Cardinal.

You do realize there's at least three guaranteed games left for the Cards this year?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:05

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Perez really loves those low balls doesn't he?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:09

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Pirates and D-Backs setting up to break my heart one last time tomorrow.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:10

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Tigers doing their best to hand the Royals the division and we just aren't going to have any of it.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:12

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Come on, mariners, you still have hope if you can rally!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:13

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Pirates and D-Backs setting up to break my heart one last time tomorrow.

Oh my god Cueto is pitching tomorrow too and you know he wants to get revenge for being humiliated on National TV. Speaking of, I think Pirates fans should not chant pitcher's names for the playoffs... instead do a mass synced "SWING BATTER BATTER" chant for every at bat.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:15

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Rangers win :toot:

You cant celebrate yet A's

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:15

goobernoodles: May 28, 2011; Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

YESSSSS MARINERS!!!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:17

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

I think the best hope now is for Gore to steal second, third, and then home.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:17

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Bruce Kison posted:

Rangers win

You cant celebrate yet A's

I have nothing against the A's, but I definitely want all of their hopes and dreams to be crushed.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:18

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

This ballgame isssssssssss OVAH

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:18

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

This ballgame is ova!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:19

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Lmao the mariners announcer is losing his mind over a good sacrifice bunt.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:20

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

FairGame posted:

Lmao the mariners announcer is losing his mind over a good sacrifice bunt.

Speaking of which, can someone explain what the everloving gently caress the Mariners are doing?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:22

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

what outcomes give us the most chaos?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:23

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

call for a squeeze

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:23

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Abel Wingnut posted:

what outcomes give us the most chaos?

If the Mariners can win then there are 3 one-game playoff possibilities.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:24

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

goddamn you, jack white.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:25

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Abel Wingnut posted:

goddamn you, jack white.

E: that was a bad AB

ee: that was too

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 28, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:25

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

Alan Trammell posted:

If the Mariners can win then there are 3 one-game playoff possibilities.

then what has to happen tomorrow? tigers lose, royals win, mariners win?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:30

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Abel Wingnut posted:

then what has to happen tomorrow? tigers lose, royals win, mariners win?

a's also need to lose

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:30

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Abel Wingnut posted:

then what has to happen tomorrow? tigers lose, royals win, mariners win?

tigers lose and royals win = one-game playoff for the division

pirates win and cards lose = ditto

a's lose and mariners win tonight and tomorrow = one game playoff for the second wildcard

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:34

Raylen: Aug 1, 2003; You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!; Pillbug

The Pussy Boss posted:

tigers lose and royals win = one-game playoff for the division

pirates win and cards lose = ditto

a's lose and mariners win tonight and tomorrow = one game playoff for the second wildcard

As if a 162 game season wasn't enough, I want this to happen so much.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:35