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baked garlic is good on crackers
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garlic is good but truffle oil holy poo poo truffle oil mashed potatoes omg im cumming
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Oct 1, 2014 04:17
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also always peel raw garlic cloves, cover them in olive oil in a sealed container and keep it in your fridge for best results in garlic infused oil. Nothing can go wrong with this idea ever. (you will get botulism and die. don't do this.)
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Oct 1, 2014 04:17
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roast garlic in the oven and rub it all over your body
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Oct 1, 2014 04:17
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you irl posted:garlic is good but truffle oil holy poo poo get outta here bougie scum
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Oct 1, 2014 04:18
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this is about the earthy working man's herb, garlic
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Oct 1, 2014 04:19
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brick cow posted:Peel your garlic like this god drat that kid is autistic as gently caress
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Oct 1, 2014 04:19
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Big Beef City posted:Understanding the various states of garlic is integral in cooking. the tip about cleaning the knife on the cutting board like that is something inever thought off i'll have to do that next time thnanks
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Oct 1, 2014 04:19
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you irl posted:garlic is good but truffle oil holy poo poo truffle pig!! Get out
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Oct 1, 2014 04:19
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Prodigal T-REX posted:this is about the earthy working man's herb, garlic *sniff* fetch the pig, jeeves, we've truffles to hunt *dons riding gloves*
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Oct 1, 2014 04:24
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Big Beef City posted:Doing this is god tier. drat i gotta try that
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Oct 1, 2014 04:24
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If you have cancer and don't want to get chemotherapy you can just eat nothing but raw garlic and water for weeks/months like some kind of Italian saint. You'll probably die and get stomach ulcers but then again no one has the willpower to actually do this so it could plausibly cure cancer since garlic is the anti-cancer and it does permeate pretty much every nook and cranny if you eat enough of it. This is a really dumb idea but I will do it if I ever get cancer cause gentle caress chemo.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:24
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Eat the garlic
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Oct 1, 2014 04:26
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Parallax Scroll posted:drat i gotta try that That video makes me horny for garlic. I never knew how to use it easily.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:32
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garlic is the bomb
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Oct 1, 2014 04:38
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Free Cheese posted:Vampires don't like garlic Neither do mosquitoes. Eating garlic seriously helps repel mosquitoes.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:42
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Garlic used as a suppository can stimulate the prostate and eliminate worms
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Oct 1, 2014 04:43
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Parallax Scroll posted:drat i gotta try that makes me want to sharpen my knife more dang
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Oct 1, 2014 04:45
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I've eaten garlic raw. I've spread it on toast. I've got to say as a law, Garlic is the most. gently caress ya'll. Garlic.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:46
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Parallax Scroll posted:if you're following a recipe and it calls for garlic, put double what it says and the food will taste better. this is only true if you're using a recipe marketed towards whites. other races can disregard as their recipes call for the proper amount of flavor
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Oct 1, 2014 04:47
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Garlic smeared liberally on a flaccid penis will make it invisible, comparable to the effects of the Philadelphia Experiment.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:53
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Prodigal T-REX posted:makes me want to sharpen my knife more dang
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Oct 1, 2014 04:53
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Here is my recipe for 40 clove garlic chicken It contains lots of garlic.
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Oct 1, 2014 05:43
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I once took a date to a restaurant called the Stinking Rose which is garlic-themed and then we had garlic sex, so I'd have to recommend garlic for that purpose at least.
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Oct 1, 2014 05:46
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Chard posted:I once took a date to a restaurant called the Stinking Rose which is garlic-themed and then we had garlic sex, so I'd have to recommend garlic for that purpose at least. did she taste like garlic? cause i'd date that girl
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Oct 1, 2014 05:47
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Chard posted:I once took a date to a restaurant called the Stinking Rose which is garlic-themed and then we had garlic sex, so I'd have to recommend garlic for that purpose at least. did you eat her stinking rose, nahwatimsayin
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Oct 1, 2014 05:51
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^ ofc VendaGoat posted:did she taste like garlic? cause i'd date that girl Yes but later she stopped tasting like garlic so we had to break up 
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Oct 1, 2014 05:51
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vampires don't like garlic, and i've never seen a fat vampire, so garlic makes you fat
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Oct 1, 2014 05:56
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Put A LOT of garlic in something that's going to cook for a while and you'll have sulfurous emissions that will curl nose hairs
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Oct 1, 2014 05:58
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you irl posted:garlic is good but truffle oil holy poo poo Truffle oil is a fake and tastes like perfume garbage
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Oct 1, 2014 06:05
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poke holes in a paper bag put garlic in bag place bag under counter welp that's my pro tip hope you liked it
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Oct 1, 2014 06:43
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Never add diced/minced garlic to hot oil to sauté; put the garlic and oil in at the same time so they heat together. This will brown your garlic all the way through instead of ending up burnt with a raw inside. poo poo's delicate. First cooking tip I ever got as a kid: Any recipe that requires oil/fat/butter to be heated can use the sound of a single tiny piece of garlic as an audible 'IT'S HOT EXACTLY NOW' alarm. As a bonus you can also smell it from another room if you get distracted so you don't burn your oil. Zeno-25 posted:Truffle oil is a fake and tastes like perfume garbage
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Oct 1, 2014 06:50
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prinneh posted:Mince garlic into olive oil and pour it over pizza. Don't use too much oil. This concoction will get more garlicky if you leave it overnight in the fridge.
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Oct 1, 2014 07:05
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brick cow posted:Peel your garlic like this Go gently caress yourself, mincing garlic is for proles and poors, and I'm sick of washing my food processor. Also roast garlic everyday. Roast it next to your beets and they will have a sexy garlicky crust. edit: ffs truffle oil is a finishing oil why are you trying to cook with it you retards
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Oct 1, 2014 07:45
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put an entire clove of garlic up against your butthole. use a ram rod (or functional equivalent) to push the clove of garlic deep inside your butt. this will make you very powerful.
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Oct 1, 2014 07:46
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Parallax Scroll posted:if you're following a recipe and it calls for garlic, put double what it says and the food will taste better. I was just eating some cloves last night. I made calzones and butter garlic basted them. Ate teh cloves after cause they so good. Protip is you can use garlic in a poo poo ton of ways and eat them after. Yivgev posted:put an entire clove of garlic up against your butthole. use a ram rod (or functional equivalent) to push the clove of garlic deep inside your butt. this will make you very powerful. Protection from gay vampires.
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Oct 1, 2014 07:48
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Yivgev posted:put an entire clove of garlic up against your butthole. use a ram rod (or functional equivalent) to push the clove of garlic deep inside your butt. this will make you very powerful. do not use two cloves for this purpose, as there are some thresholds that mortal men were not meant to cross
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Oct 1, 2014 08:01
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wow great effort ITT
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Oct 1, 2014 08:10
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paranoid randroid posted:do not use two cloves for this purpose, as there are some thresholds that mortal men were not meant to cross You may lose your humanity but you become an immortal Garlic Lich
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Oct 1, 2014 08:10
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a garlich
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Oct 1, 2014 08:11
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