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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


its all about la beast and shoenice, team them up somebody

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

:nws: Swearing :nws:
:nms: really fat guy's moobs :nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmDJ07AFHo8

Real fatman

my fitspiration

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pomp posted:

my fitspiration

Theres one where he eats like 3 canned chicken its just :gonk: :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

Here you go. Different fat guy but still good.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTNwPi99bVw

oh thanks youtube, i'm glad you've facilitated my need to watch some fat turdlord eat the world's most disgusting loving breakfast in his car.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

1gnoirents posted:

I know right. I'd think some of it is fake if I haven't seen so many. He really is just the dumbest, but honest, bro-dude on youtube.

Chocolate Bhutlah

i don't think he's dumb exactly. he always looks horrified during his intro and then during his entire challenge. like "why the gently caress am i doing this again?" he's at least smart enough to know that what he is doing is stupid as hell. that's really what makes it: the range of emotions he shows while simultaneously trying to process (a) what he's consuming (b) what he's doing.

iroguebot
Feb 15, 2001

Nerf this!

I feel bad for this Joey guy, every single one of his videos gets more dislikes than likes, but it's like he's past the point of no return and can't just stop making videos where he's lonely, desperate, eating and talking to himself. The Nutella is pretty much the saddest one he's ever made, yet he keeps going until hopefully, we'll catch a livestream where he has a massive heart attack while eating a quad double down from KFC dipped in gravy.

He pretty much accepts the fact he's a fat gently caress, yet the only thing he has in this world is the comfort of a buttery roll against his lips, staring out and into a camera with dead, soulless eyes. He's like a degraded pornstar as she's hosed by a group of guys, there's nothing that can be done for him except death.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

literally I watched this video ONE TIME

gently caress you OP



lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



nomadologique posted:

seriously just watched like six LA Beast videos, all smash hits, laughing my rear end off at every one

The gummy bear one still makes me lose my poo poo, pun intended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

vyst fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Oct 9, 2014

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Al Borland posted:

Theres one where he eats like 3 canned chicken its just :gonk: :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

Here you go. Different fat guy but still good.

have a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


how the gently caress is this dude still not dead? he drowns booze like water

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
LABeast is stupid as hell

That is why it's funny to me I guess, kinda like Jackass

Have a good day!UUUGGGHHHHAAAAGGHH



Also

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

I was lied too, I thought it would be THE fatman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiFlIBnEl4I

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

genghis.khan posted:

how the gently caress is this dude still not dead? he drowns booze like water

he's gotten yellower and yellower over the years

pretty impressive imho

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
PISS
BASTard
BASTard

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

genghis.khan posted:

how the gently caress is this dude still not dead? he drowns booze like water

apparently he found his mother dead from alcoholism-related causes, maybe he wants to carry on with her legacy???

also maybe he has insane munchies i don't fuckin know

he a chill bro

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Chicken in a CAN? what the gently caress man

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I feel like every extreme eating video linked here (this guy, the original fatman, and other fat dude with the glasses and the pizza rolls) involves the host talking about how they're going to do the _____ challenge which entails eating an excessive amount of ______ quickly. What I want to know is what makes it a challenge? Did some issue it? Are there other competitors? Do they compare times? It seems like they sort of just arbitrarily call stuffing their face a challenge.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTNwPi99bVw

oh thanks youtube, i'm glad you've facilitated my need to watch some fat turdlord eat the world's most disgusting loving breakfast in his car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQxYSo0ggUo

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTNwPi99bVw

oh thanks youtube, i'm glad you've facilitated my need to watch some fat turdlord eat the world's most disgusting loving breakfast in his car.

"coop da grace"

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

gently caress tyou op, thats not the real fatman.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

not fatman, voted 1

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
fat man taking a bath

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like every extreme eating video linked here (this guy, the original fatman, and other fat dude with the glasses and the pizza rolls) involves the host talking about how they're going to do the _____ challenge which entails eating an excessive amount of ______ quickly. What I want to know is what makes it a challenge? Did some issue it? Are there other competitors? Do they compare times? It seems like they sort of just arbitrarily call stuffing their face a challenge.

other awesome youtube eaters of the same class (world class) issue the challenge either explicitly or implicitly by doing the same or similar in their videos

the world's best echo chamber

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
prob there was an original chlallenge of some sort then soemone ironically called some other disgusting task they made up a challenge to make it seem less pathetic than independently thinking of the idea of eating 1000 pizza rolls or whatever and nwo they just say it because its become a convention

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
well for instance LA BEAST has long ago completed the NUTTER BUTTER CHALLENGE that this fat man fails miserably at (blo hoo hoo)

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
is there a name for the phenomenon where someone is trying really hard to get noticed and has no self-awareness whatsoever? like a variant of solipsism of the kind michael scott from the office has

no it's not me!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

newreply.php posted:

is there a name for the phenomenon where someone is trying really hard to get noticed and has no self-awareness whatsoever? like a variant of solipsism of the kind michael scott from the office has

no it's not me!

it's called being american

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Cream_Filling posted:

it's called being american

somebody give this man a rimjob!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like every extreme eating video linked here (this guy, the original fatman, and other fat dude with the glasses and the pizza rolls) involves the host talking about how they're going to do the _____ challenge which entails eating an excessive amount of ______ quickly. What I want to know is what makes it a challenge? Did some issue it? Are there other competitors? Do they compare times? It seems like they sort of just arbitrarily call stuffing their face a challenge.

and they aren't even really 'good' at these 'challenges', to boot. i mean look at the video in the op, dude was gasping for air and his udders kept him from being able to reach that literal pile of poo poo he wanted so very much to engulf, and the pizza roll guy was gonna drown in sweat and oil or suffocate from his neck fat collapsing his trachea if he had to eat any more of those things. skinny guys win all the eating competitions anyway, these are just sideshows. i actually kinda think l.a. beast is funny now in a low-rent knoxville/steve-o way, curse you all

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

la beast is significantly more funny and easy to watch than this particular fat guy (not The Real Fat Man who is pathetic but great for some reason)

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
la beast is the real deal

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
la beast is great mainly because he's self aware and actually has charisma

but will probably develop some sort of stomach cancer due to all the poo poo he eats.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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gently caress you if you dont like the LA Beast

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
LA BEAST is okay to watch because you can imagine that he might not be a completely broken shell of a man

Unlike those living lards

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
la beast is entertaining because he does his stunts out of strength and self-love, not weakness and self-loathing

this is why he says again and again "why am i doing this? oh god this is awful" instead of acting like he enjoys it

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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nomadologique posted:

la beast is entertaining because he does his stunts out of strength and self-love, not weakness and self-loathing

this is why he says again and again "why am i doing this? oh god this is awful" instead of acting like he enjoys it

he also knows when hes had enough of dumb poo poo. he wont eat super spicy peppers anymore

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

la beast is good as hell

his roommate is a paramedic. safety first

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I like watching LA beast. I'd hold his hat while he vomits from eating ten pounds of raw chicken

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
I have four of these playing in the background at once and it's a nonstop chorus of panting and grunting

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
it's fun watching fat pieces of poo poo use web challenges to justify their eating disorders

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i think their social disorders are a little more prominent, and certainly not unrelated

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