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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
and there lies the crux of this biscuit: can a troon be fully and completely raped?

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If I were a mod I'd start by banning myself.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

exspurt analcyst posted:

and there lies the crux of this biscuit: can a troon be fully and completely raped?

were not going to do your homework for you dude. there's still time before class tomorrows figure it out

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Maoist Pussy posted:

I like how Spanish Manlove is regretting his pathetic attempts to curry favor with Lady Chat Thread and he has to explain why just can't comply with all of their demands any more but he would still like to be liked.

I cleared up the redshirt thing, I used my investigative skills, but now this story has come up.

Also, posters on these boards (I call us Awfullers, since there's no word for us) should probably not knee jerk so much. The crying over redshirt in the redshirt thread was straight up baby poo poo. I've never seen so many posters acting like who moderates Is this huge deal. You people made fun of 9/11 as it was happening, yet some guy handing out paltry probations make you cry.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

greg sexyvibes posted:

I cleared up the redshirt thing, I used my investigative skills, but now this story has come up.

Also, posters on these boards (I call us Awfullers, since there's no word for us) should probably not knee jerk so much. The crying over redshirt in the redshirt thread was straight up baby poo poo. I've never seen so many posters acting like who moderates Is this huge deal. You people made fun of 9/11 as it was happening, yet some guy handing out paltry probations make you cry.

it was the aatrek association that put it over the top actually

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

looks like someone missed the tokai banme thread where redshirt was basically begging him not to ban himself. i don't give a poo poo who he gave a 6 hour probie to and i don't think the people that got the probations cared either, but when someone makes a banme thread you ban them

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
being a GBS mod must be like being a member of stalin's cabinet

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
If I was a gbs mod id gas gbs

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Did Captain Andy meltdown? I just remember him being a super sensitive terrible mod and then he was gone after a while.

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Christmas Miracle posted:

looks like someone missed the tokai banme thread where redshirt was basically begging him not to ban himself. i don't give a poo poo who he gave a 6 hour probie to and i don't think the people that got the probations cared either, but when someone makes a banme thread you ban them

That whole thread was the worst part! That's the overreacting I'm talking about. When you paid your $10 to the site to join, did you have this hard line belief that when someone posts a ban me, they must be banned, or the mod on duty should be dethroned? Again, I don't know who redshirt is any more than I know who you are, so I don't care if he gets removed. I just wish so many awfullers weren't really weird people who overreact at bullshit, and poo poo on the real poo poo. But I'm having fun, I'm getting out there.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
gay, i am

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

greg sexyvibes posted:

I cleared up the redshirt thing, I used my investigative skills, but now this story has come up.

Also, posters on these boards (I call us Awfullers, since there's no word for us) should probably not knee jerk so much. The crying over redshirt in the redshirt thread was straight up baby poo poo. I've never seen so many posters acting like who moderates Is this huge deal. You people made fun of 9/11 as it was happening, yet some guy handing out paltry probations make you cry.

Easy to say for a goody two shoes with a clean rap sheet

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
people with nothing on their rap sheet shouldnt be allowed to post in -lite forums imo

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
fatmouse strongly eat

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
We woudlnt even need mods if goons werent so loving retarded to begin with huh really makes you think

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Was there drama around Gendo disappearing?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 205 days!)

Kuuenbus' meltdown. I think he was somebody on GBSFM or something. He really sounds like Weird Al on a rant when he loses his poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

--

Does anybody have the Web1 forums audio archives anywhere? I'd like to hear that one about the goons' brother who got caught shoving a broom handle up his rear end. For.. research purposes.

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Oct 13, 2014

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



wilfredmerriweathr posted:

hondarider

he told a girl currently on heroin to take lsd

one of the less retarded things he ever said actually if you can believe it

the last time someone linked to SASS I saw that hondarider is a regular there now, and has a bunch of quotes in his sig of people telling him he was a good mod who did a good job

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Did Captain Andy meltdown? I just remember him being a super sensitive terrible mod and then he was gone after a while.

Oh yeah he melted down quite a lot, he had been running some "Bessies" contest in BSS and pleaded with the BSS people to PM fistgrrl because he just wanted to "lead them"

Candy was an odd one

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2794115&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

e: And I think he was put in charge of a like, SAClopedia project by lowtax that never went anywhere?

angerbot fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Oct 13, 2014

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
A mod of QCS posted a pic of some chick licking a dogs butthole in FYAD and she got herself permabanned for bestiality. It was big news for the goontube folks.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
man if they let rs be a mod... anybody can be a mod! how do i apply for modding?

Neurolimal posted:

people with nothing on their rap sheet shouldnt be allowed to post in -lite forums imo
& probations should disappear after a while so they have to keep being trve cvlt hardcore

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

So let me get this straight

Something Awful made a Star Trek Certified Pedophile a mod for the longest time

Then they discovered he really was a Pedophile and understandably demodded and banned him

... THEN they made his Star Trek buddy from the same forum a mod

Noice... Noice...

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
I've got a clear rap sheet and a red title. I bet lowtax loves me for bringing in the dough AND following the rules.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

greg sexyvibes posted:

I've got a clear rap sheet and a red title. I bet lowtax loves me for bringing in the dough AND following the rules.

Former mod Jairbrekr gave you that title, he was terrible

Like there are 4 entries, it took him 8 hours to get the formatting right

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Magnus Gallant posted:

If I was a gbs mod id gas gbs

It's super bad.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

greg sexyvibes posted:

I've got a clear rap sheet and a red title. I bet lowtax loves me for bringing in the dough AND following the rules.

he may love you but the rest of GbS hates you

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

redshirt posted:

I think you're a little harsh on Aatrek. There is no evidence he was some serial kid rapist. One time does not make some serial monster.

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Christmas Miracle posted:

looks like someone missed the tokai banme thread where redshirt was basically begging him not to ban himself. i don't give a poo poo who he gave a 6 hour probie to and i don't think the people that got the probations cared either, but when someone makes a banme thread you ban them

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3668414

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
i dont know how you go to prison for over a year and not just get ripped because of how boring it is. i konw youre having an existential crisis cause ur life is ruined but just like do some jumpin jacks or something.

dude looked like shrek.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

girl befriender posted:

i dont know how you go to prison for over a year and not just get ripped because of how boring it is. i konw youre having an existential crisis cause ur life is ruined but just like do some jumpin jacks or something.

dude looked like shrek.

Because you're in protective custody the entire time.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

bonestructure posted:

Mayor Wilkins going critical was pretty good

Seriously, wtf happened with him?

On 10/19/07 08:27am Mayor Wilkins was banned by Lowtax with the following reason:

"Take a break from the forums and come back when you're less crazy and dramatic and nutty, if that ever happens."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


girl befriender posted:

i dont know how you go to prison for over a year and not just get ripped because of how boring it is. i konw youre having an existential crisis cause ur life is ruined but just like do some jumpin jacks or something.

dude looked like shrek.

They could have put a cabbage patch kid on a track and ran him around like a greyhound

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I never thought I'd see someone actually demodded faster than Peenworm but there's a first time for everything.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

i guess that oblivion one where everyone has bigdongs

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Don Tacorleone posted:

So let me get this straight

Something Awful made a Star Trek Certified Pedophile a mod for the longest time

Then they discovered he really was a Pedophile and understandably demodded and banned him

... THEN they made his Star Trek buddy from the same forum a mod

Noice... Noice...

no one could have known this was a bad idea ok

no one

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
only the banned have peace, the rest wander the radioactive wastes of the old gbs forever. sometimes, you here their cries carried on the acrid wind of troon valley, "im gay, im gay"

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
if i was a gbs mod i would gas myself. in my car.

after having a cool meltdown and probating myself endlessly

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

he was stalking a fat goon girl who wasn't quite as fat as he was (300+ iirc) and melted down offsite about it

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

No loving way, lmao.

Viggen posted:

Kuuenbus' meltdown. I think he was somebody on GBSFM or something. He really sounds like Weird Al on a rant when he loses his poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

Recently encountered this and I completely lost it at "Gimme the loving Mic!".

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Viggen posted:

Kuuenbus' meltdown. I think he was somebody on GBSFM or something. He really sounds like Weird Al on a rant when he loses his poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

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Does anybody have the Web1 forums audio archives anywhere? I'd like to hear that one about the goons' brother who got caught shoving a broom handle up his rear end. For.. research purposes.

this is an all-time great meltdown but Kuuenbu was never a mod

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