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syscall girl posted:actually the best thing about the wwf was when they lost the lawsuit on their initials to the world wildlife foundation there was a girl in like fourth grade that had a WWF backpack and i thought she was the loving /coolest/ till i read the fine print
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Dads, if you want your daughters to be the coolest girls in the school, get them WWE backpacks. this strat pays off, trust
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Oct 14, 2014 05:25
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and the obligatory http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html that guy was extremely cool
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DNova posted:yeah sometimes I don't know what to think once you've accepted that everything is poo poo
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Oct 14, 2014 05:28
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theadder posted:i dont know anything at all
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In an unnecessary real life example of why alcohol, planes, and jocks do not mix, the WWE RAW crew virtually imploded during a fateful plane ride back to the states after the WWE Insurrextion pay-per-view in London. The events during the Plane Ride from Hell played out like a bad, overbooked episode of RAW. Then road agent and WWE Hall of Famer "Freebird" Michael Hayes was one of the key figures during the chaos that ensued on that plane. Hayes would enter into a war of words with, you guessed it, JBL. JBL promptly laid out Freebird, thus setting the tone for an ominous chain of events to warrant such a demonic nickname for a flight. But it didn't end there. A couple of wrestlers decided to teach Hayes a lesson by cutting his hair whilst he slept. Not surprisingly Sean "X-Pac" Waltman did the honours. Hayes awoke to find his new shorter hair-do and went ballistic. With Kevin Nash not on tour due to injury, and Scott Hall semi-conscious after drinking, Waltman didn't have a lot of backup, but somehow managed to avoid a beating. Hayes' mullet was stapled to the wall backstage at the next RAW taping! and hayes blew another fuse. The fun continued with an intoxicated Ric Flair parading around the plane wearing nothing but his trademark robe and exposed himself to a female flight attendant. Providing the evening's entertainment, Dustin "Goldust" Rhodes used the flight's PA system to serenade his ex-wife Terri Runnels in an uncomfortable display. Oddly enough, Rhodes' serenade was one of the few occurrences that compelled then President of talent relations Jim Ross to enforce his authority by shutting down the impromptu Karaoke. Dustin Rhodes was in the doghouse for a long time and was publicly dropped by WWE in late 2003 with a WWE.com statement announcing his contract would not be renewed when it expired in January 2004, although he has returned to the WWE since. Curt Hennig and a soon-to-be comatose Scott Hall managed to get their hands on canisters of shaving cream. The contents inside the cream would wind up on multiple individuals. Scott Hall would passed out soon after. But the fun didn't stop there for Henning. The man once known as Mr. Perfect had become liquored up enough to challenge NCAA World Class Wrestler and former WWE Champion Brock Lesnar to a fight, insisting he was a better amateur wrestler than Brock. In what would prove to be the climax of the Plane Ride from Hell, Lesnar shot in and drove Hennig into the side of the plane, coming dangerously close to a plane door. Eventually, several others on the flight, including Dave Finlay, Triple H, and Paul Heyman had to separate the pair. There was no heat on Lesnar at the time as the blame was placed on Hennig's end. The events were enough to warrant repercussions that were as newsworthy as the joyride itself. Both Curt Hennig and Scott Hall were released from their contracts as a result of their actions on this infamous plane ride. Scott Hall was so docile on the trip that people had to check his pulse to see if he was still alive!
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quote:In what would prove to be the climax of the Plane Ride from Hell, Lesnar shot in and drove Hennig into the side of the plane, for some reason I was imagining a relatively tiny plane and assumed that this sentence would end with the plane rolling 90 degrees
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Oct 14, 2014 05:36
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DNova posted:yeah sometimes I don't know what to think it's probably cooler than knowing a lot about what type of computer language to use for different projects
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Squeezy Farm posted:it's probably cooler than knowing a lot about what type of computer language to use for different projects nope
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if having seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoXZe_S3wI is wrong i don't want to be right
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Jonny 290 posted:Dads, if you want your daughters to be the coolest girls in the school, get them WWE backpacks. this strat pays off, trust how does this even work
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Its definitly cooler than having a billion posts in the bitcoin or cat thread... whichever one applies to u :P
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Jonny 290 posted:Dads, if you want your daughters to be the coolest girls in the school, get them WWE backpacks. this strat pays off, trust popular at 13 tattooed at 14 pregnant at 15 more tattoos and pregnancies follow
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:popular at 13 well yeah you gotta get a portrait of your new baby! and then you have a cool tat so you get laid. rinse repeat
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you know how once someone points out your breathing you have to think about it???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquYAEfbBFM
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Oct 14, 2014 05:55
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26 - i now own the chain link fence around my yard and the cycle is complete
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Squeezy Farm posted:Its definitly cooler than having a billion posts in the bitcoin or cat thread... whichever one applies to u :P i dont post in those threads
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:you know how once someone points out your breathing you have to think about it???? yeah, it's like when someone reminds you that you have this weird piece of muscle in your mouth and it's your tongue and you can't ever get it out.
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A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Leon Trotsky as the most class conscious revolutionary of all time and accept the Fourth International as the only legitimate representative of the interests of the workers of the world!" At this moment a brave, revolutionary, unreformed Stalinst NKVD veteran who had an appreciation for socialist realist art and read a chapter of Capital every night before going to sleep stood up and waved the red flag. "If Trotsky was so great, why wasn't the revolution permanent?" The arrogant professor smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, "Because the Soviet Union was a deformed workers state, you idiot gerontocrat!" "Wrong. Comrade Stalin purged Russia of the kulaks and all enemies of the workers. If your theory of revolution was correct, we would have achieved communism by now." The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A People's History of the United States. He stormed out of the room crying social-fascist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had adopted the policies of the Third Period and become more than an infantile leftist bourgeois stooge. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the revolution, but he himself had sold it out! The students applauded and all sang the State Anthem of the USSR and accepted Socialism in One Country as the best path forward for proletarian cause. The professor lost his tenure and was taken out back and shot the next day. The student's name? Lavrentiy Beria
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:you know how once someone points out your breathing you have to think about it???? You are now posting in YOSPOS manually
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rotor posted:yeah, it's like when someone reminds you that you have this weird piece of muscle in your mouth and it's your tongue and you can't ever get it out. Jonny 290 posted:You are now posting in YOSPOS manually these things don't work on me for some reason
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Jonny 290 posted:You are now posting in YOSPOS manually yosposr.py checking in
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Luigi Thirty posted:A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist. a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”
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Nintendo Kid posted:a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick” your mind is perhaps the most interesting place I never want to be
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Subjunctive posted:your mind is perhaps the most interesting place I never want to be 
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Subjunctive posted:your mind is perhaps the most interesting place I never want to be and that marine was adolf hitler
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wrestling is the american soul laid bare and if you cant see that you need to do some serious soul searching
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:wrestling is the american soul laid bare and if you cant see that you need to do some serious soul searching but if we're not into wrestling how can we soul search your argument is invalid on its face
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Jonny 290 posted:but if we're not into wrestling how can we soul search your argument is invalid on its face 
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redo this but aristotle
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:wrestling is the american soul laid bare and if you cant see that you need to do some serious soul searching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoXZe_S3wI&t=5s
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theadder posted:redo this but aristotle thank you so much for making me think about this 
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Jonny 290 posted:You are now posting in YOSPOS manually i prefer to breathe manually as it affords greater control of the vehicle
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syscall girl posted:thank you so much for making me think about this im the Modesty Blanket
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atomicthumbs posted:im the Modesty Blanket Thats the worst nickname for a wrestler ever
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this is the greatest moment in the history of professional wrestling
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this is boring and i closed it after eight seconds i want to see bodyslams
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Jonny 290 posted:this is boring and i closed it after eight seconds i want to see bodyslams you didn't get to the best part (17 seconds)
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ugh fine here have some body slams feat Bill Goldberg and that yoga guy http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/x1leye_wcw-halloween-havoc-99-ddp-vs-goldb_sport
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Luigi Thirty posted:ugh fine here have some body slams feat Bill Goldberg and that yoga guy http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/x1leye_wcw-halloween-havoc-99-ddp-vs-goldb_sport  they're so good
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