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All this talk about HOT POCKETS has made you hungry. Pause the game, go to the nearest store and buy some snacks + Mountain Dew. Ask whoever is at the counter/register if they'd like to see your WLTL.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:51
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Eat the pilot's corpse to gain his or her powers.
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Oct 15, 2014 03:10
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Leave the pilot alone, he's innocent I tells ya. But WLTL looks delicious. Cover him in BBQ Sauce and dig in
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Oct 15, 2014 08:47
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I'm actually kind of surprised no one's mentioned how I gave Grahf one of the shittiest hands possible in Texas Hold 'Em yet. 
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Oct 15, 2014 09:33
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I did notice, but figured nobody gave a poo poo. Also, that hand at least had a 4 card straight draw, it was almost there. The worst hand would be if you got dealt a evens only straight, where it's 2-4-6-8-10. As a mildly horrible poker player, I've seen some poo poo hands. GOKU asks KRLN to play Vegas Stakes on SNES and only play poker while GOKU gets high so can enact his plot on the dastardly CLIF of Vegas Stakes fame
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Oct 15, 2014 10:06
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GOKU and friends suddenly feel the need to take a huge dump.
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Oct 15, 2014 23:19
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nine-gear crow posted:
You monster. I knew I should've sold that figurine before beginning New Game+++++++.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:38
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Rename WLTL to EPCH, add wings and the flux capacitor that you have from New Game+++++++. Also, this thread is awesome and Chrono Trigger is awesome. I haven't played the game for 15 years and the correct soundtrack still pops into my head as soon as I see a post.
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Oct 16, 2014 08:05
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Geemer posted:Eat the pilot as emergency rations. AJ_Impy posted:Eat it, nerds. The mecha, the pilot, every last delicious morsel. ultrafilter posted:Eat the pilot's corpse to gain his or her powers. You don't know why--you feel compelled, by, by forces you don't fully understand. Perhaps you just have the munchies from smoking' those dank imps still, you don't know, but you take advantage of the meal that has been provided you. One of the deceased's arms was severed when the giant blue robot fell on her. You help yourself, much to the surprise of your companions.  CHCH moves to stop you, but KRLN stops her.  Just as you finish your meal, you hear screaming. It appears that aside from a bit of dismemberment in the accident, the pilot survived the robot crash. Hmm.  Between her screams and curses in a strange language, you think you catch her name--  What is this pilot's name, and what shall we do with our captive foe?
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Oct 22, 2014 23:38
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Aw crap, put ELI's arm back quick!
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Oct 22, 2014 23:45
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Her name is Food. Threaten to eat the rest of her unless she shows us how to use the mech.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:50
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Pretty sure I heard BLMA in the midst of all that anguished screaming.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:50
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Say hello to our new friend ARMS. It's like calling a big guy Tiny.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:54
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Gonna have to second ARMS.
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Oct 23, 2014 00:51
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BLMA
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Oct 23, 2014 01:36
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Tie-break this, someone. Two votes for BLMA, two votes for ARMS. I kinda like ARMS myself. It's, uh, "descriptive".
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Oct 23, 2014 01:52
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ARMS
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Oct 23, 2014 01:52
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Yeah, if she isn't food, ARMS it is.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:56
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Give ARMS a Tonic to recover from her wounds.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:58
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There'll be more BLMAs later, I guess. ARMS it is.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:58
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Kavak posted:Aw crap, put ELI's arm back quick! KRLN quickly dismisses this idea. He claims to be some sort of Doctor, and quickly staunches the bleeding, using some bandages in the robot's first aid kit. Anyways, you're pretty sure you heard a name in all that yelling. Something about-- Waffleman_ posted:Say hello to our new friend ARMS. TwistedSynapse posted:Gonna have to second ARMS. Geemer posted:ARMS AJ_Impy posted:Yeah, if she isn't food, ARMS it is. Krad posted:Give ARMS a Tonic to recover from her wounds. nine-gear crow posted:There'll be more BLMAs later, I guess. ARMS it is. --yeah, that's right, she said her name was ARMS.  She starts to protest, but you are enraptured by her giant robot fighting mech. You want it to work. You want it for yourself. ****LPER note: MSPaint sometimes has trouble rendering the high graphics demanded by Chrono Trigger, which is why the dirt and blood sometimes fail to load on GOKU's character model****  You interrupt ARMS, demanding she teach you how to pilot her robot. You remind her that she drew "First Blood" and that she's lucky to be alive. She looks at your incredulously and flatly says the machine is broken and needs to be repaired. KRLN, good ol'useful, kagey, seems-to-know-more-than-he's-letting-on KRLN suggest that you can buy parts in the nearby town of DAZL.  He starts describing the nearby world, evening going so far as to show you a map, but you swear your eyes begin to glaze over as you tune him out.  Alternate-realty GOKU chimes in to say that she happens to be an inventor and offer to takes a look at the machine. Hey, why not? If it's broke, maybe she can fix it.  Ultimate GOKU finishes her work. She warns you that the machine was pretty badly damaged, and probably won't operate as some sort of mobile-battle suit. Fortunately, using some of her own ingenuity, she was able to at least activate its AI. It could now serve as an active party member, helping you on your quest to--uh, your quest to-- You know, you're not quite sure why you're here or what you're doing with your life anymore. Anyways.  It's not quite what you expected. It introduces itself as WLTL, but since it's merely a machine, a piece of property, you figure you ought to give it a better name. So what is the designation of this malformity of science?  KRLN reminds you that ARMS still needs proper medical attention, and that you should probably head to DAZL town regardless.
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Oct 23, 2014 04:49
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Collect 99 phoenix downs and revive her lost arm.
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Oct 23, 2014 04:51
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laplace posted:Oh hey, it's my favorite character ARMS! I've been waiting for this moment. I love her replacement arm she gets after you collect 99 phoenix downs and use them on her to revive her lost arm.  Too bad it's a plot-specific event. We wont' be able to do this until the mission flag triggers later on. It's frustrating, as this being New Game+++++++, we already have 99 phoenix downs.
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Oct 23, 2014 04:55
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:o ninja edit!
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Oct 23, 2014 04:55
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Blind Sally posted:
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. May I hug you?
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Oct 23, 2014 04:56
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Replace ARMS missing arm with some metal left over from our new robo friend, JIM.
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Oct 23, 2014 04:58
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Name it BEEP
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Oct 23, 2014 04:59
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The robot's name is BNDR.
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Oct 23, 2014 05:01
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Name our new robot GERO.
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Oct 23, 2014 05:03
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This is NZKU, boy.
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Oct 23, 2014 05:09
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As a robot, clearly his name is ROBO. 
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Oct 23, 2014 05:18
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He will be like a son to us. A son named GOHN.
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Oct 23, 2014 05:20
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GrimRevenant posted:As a robot, clearly his name is ROBO. What kind of name is ROBO for a robot? What kind of intellectually bankrupt person would ever think "ROBO" is an acceptable name for a robot? That's like saying FROG is an acceptable name for a frog. What kind of game developer would do that? What kind of-- Oh. Oh no. 
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Oct 23, 2014 05:21
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Name him SXTN
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Oct 23, 2014 05:24
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This not-robot is clearly HUMN and not anything resembling a robot.
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Oct 23, 2014 05:26
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Get in GHAN, fly down to the Tower of Babel, find where Picard buried Kirk and resurrect him somehow!
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Oct 23, 2014 05:48
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Clearly you need to name him GA2O.
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Oct 23, 2014 05:49
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Hey, it's a trusty gadget friend! Let's name it APPL.
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This guy is definitely a C3PO.
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