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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Are there any records of his penis. At least the length and general size. I know it's unlikey we are lucky enough to be gifted with a photograph or video of hitlers cock. A boy can dream though

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think it's pretty obvious from his behavior that hitler had an extremely tiny button-like penis. i mean come on, who has a huge dick and kills 6 million ppl??

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Sweet Tea posted:

i mean come on, who has a huge dick and kills 6 million ppl??

Adolf Hitler

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Sweet Tea posted:

i think it's pretty obvious from his behavior that hitler had an extremely tiny button-like penis. i mean come on, who has a huge dick and kills 6 million ppl??

General Buck Naked? I never saw his dill, but I assume it's big if he was willing to run around everywhere fighting a war with it on display

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Ah, Prospector. My dearest old friend. I am still alive and quite well, thank you. Have not seen these chem trails of which you speak, as I am residing in a remote location south of ______________. But, there is a Starbucks so no complaints lol — just a little lonely — but as they say, leaders don’t have friends. Such a shame that I became so hated by the modern world, people whose generation I had no affect on. Though your government is very good at what it does, and that is spreading lies and propaganda. There was no holocaust — those body stash pictures were just captured prisoners and war criminals. A certain… Alphabet soup agency just wanted my country’s insanely sick black technology for their own. That new iPhone? It’s rubbish. Don’t get me started on Play Station. I had a better console in my underground lair over half a century ago until Force Recon stormed my bunker and I had to haul rear end. You should know I still look the same, if not younger… my heart still kicks like a drum,. You would not believe the advances we had in age reversal even in the 40s, and were going to give it to my Aryan kingdom, until your suits snatched it away from me so they could profit off engineered sickness and “natural causes.” It’s good to hear from you, as always, and I wish you and the FYAD gang all the best. I am very intriqued by this irony that you guys use a lot. Stop by __________ some time, and I might just take you for a ride in my old Vril disk anti grav space ship.

Truly yours,
Adolf Hitler

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

anchoress posted:

i love hitler. i love him.



This photo is pretty sweet tbh.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Muttonchips posted:

:aaa: Both of these points are blowing my mind right now. Can you give me a book that explains why Stalingrad wasn't important? Seems like every single book I've read on the subject has mentioned it was important.

Also, do you have any book recommendations as far as Hitler is concerned? I have an entire section of my bookshelf dedicated to WWII stuff, I'd love to beef up the Third Reich section. Typing this reminds me I should probably get rid of all my Stephen Ambrose books. What a plagiarizing piece of turd.

The only thing I have on Hitler is a small booklet on the Hitler Youth (filled with all kinds of cool pictures from the era that you won't find on the internet or at least I haven't seen them) and the biography by Ian Kershaw (the full two volume edition, not the abridged).

both my history of wwii class and antony beevor's stalingrad taught me that the city itself was of limited importance compared to the amount of troops he expended on it. according to my those sources one of the original goals of invading that far was to capture essential caucasian oil fields but hitler let the armies get trapped fighting around stalingrad and iirc one of them got completely eliminated in the 'kessel' outside the city and that hosed things up mightily

anyway i really like i think david large's "Between Two Fires: Europe's Path in the 1940s" for an explanation of some of hitler's success and michael burleigh's "the racial state" for cool info about nazi germany and the cult of hitlerism. also "The Nazi War on Cancer" is super interesting and explains nazi ideology from a sort of medicinal history pov, and "The Nazi Seizure of Power" is an awesome, super precise recounting of how the party took power in a relatively small, typical german town. that one is the most eye opening imo. kershaw's biography also owns

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Fandyien posted:

hitler let the armies get trapped fighting around stalingrad and iirc one of them got completely eliminated in the 'kessel' outside the city and that hosed things up mightily
the luftwaffe's attempts at aerial resupply for the 6th army was a goldmine of logistical fuckups. Between the planes that the russians shot down and the even more planes that crashed due to lack of maintentance and supply parts, the ones that did land were often loaded with random poo poo, like summer uniforms and black pepper :toot:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



in stalingrad beevor spent a big part of a chapter talking about how soldiers got out on those planes, and it was basically random chance, and most people just died horribly. stalingrad was as close to warhammer 40k as history will ever get, hopefully

One Man Trash
Jun 6, 2013
i wish hitler posted here instead of muttonchips and fanboy or whatever

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Class prejudices can't be maintained in a socially advanced
State like ours, in which the proletariat produces men of such
superiority. Every reasonably conducted organisation is bound
to favour the development of beings of worth. It has been my
wish that the educative organisations of the Party should
enable the poorest child to lay claim to the highest functions, if
he has enough talent. The Party must see to it, on the other
hand, that society is not compartmentalised, so that everyone
can quickly assert his gifts. Otherwise discontent raises its
head, and the Jew finds himself in just the right situation to
exploit it. It's essential that a balance should be struck, in
such a way that dyed-in-the-wool Conservatives may be
abolished as well as Jewish and Bolshevik anarchists.

The English people is composed of races that are very
different from one another and have not been blended together
as in many other countries. There lies the danger that amongst
them a class war may be transformed into a racial war. The
English could escape this risk by ceasing to judge their fellow-
citizens in accordance with their outward aspects and paying
attention, instead, to their real qualities. One can be the son of
a good family and have no talent. If the Enghsh behaved as we
behave in the Party, they would give advancement only to the
most deserving. It's good that the professions should be
organised, but on condition that each man finds his place. It's
folly to have a man build roads who would at best be capable of
sweeping them, just as it is scandalous to make a road-sweeper
of a man who has the stuff of an engineer.

National Socialism has introduced into daily life the idea that
one should choose an occupation because one is predisposed to it
by one's aptitudes, and not because one is predestined for it by
birth. Thus National Socialism exercises a calming effect. It
reconciles men instead of setting them against one another. It's
ridiculous that a child should ever feel obliged to take up his
father's profession. Only his aptitudes and gifts should be taken
into consideration. Why shouldn't a child have propensities
that his parents didn't have? Isn't everyone in Germany
sprung from the peasantry? One must not put a curb on
individuals. On the contrary, one must avoid whatever might
prevent them from rising. If one systematically encourages the
selection of the fittest, the time will come when talents will
again be, in a sort of way, the privilege of an elite. I got this
impression especially strongly on the occasion of the launching
of the Tirpitz* The workers gathered for that ceremony gave an
extraordinary impression of nobility.

Evolution usually occurs in one direction — that is to say, in
the direction of the development of intellectuality. One has a
tendency to forget what the potential of energy to be found in
the people means for the nation's life. For the maintenance of
social order, it's important that room should be found not only
for the intellect but also for strength. Otherwise the day comes
when strength, having divorced the intellect, rebels against it
and crushes it. The duel between intellect and strength will
always be decided to the advantage of strength. A social class
made up solely of intellectuals feels a sort of bad conscience.
When a revolution occurs, this class is afraid to assert itself; it
sits on its sacks of coin; it plays the coward.

My own conscience is clean. If I am told that somewhere
there exists a young man who has talent, I myself will do what I
can for him. Nothing could be more agreeable to me than to be
told, when somebody is introduced to me: "Here's a man of
rare talent. Perhaps one day he'll be the Fuehrer of the nation."

Precisely because I favour a maximum of equity in the
established social order, for that very reason I feel myself en-
titled to rage with pitiless severity against whoever might try to
undermine that order. The order I'm building must be solid
enough to withstand all trials, and that's why we shall drown
in blood any attempt to subvert that order. But in this National
Sociahst society nothing will be left undone to find their proper
place for competence and talent. We really want every man to
have his chance. Let those who have an aptitude for com-
manding, command, and let the others be the agents who carry
these commands out. It's important to appreciate, without
prejudice, everyone's aptitudes and faults — so that everyone
can occupy the place that suits him, for the greatest good of the
community.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

One Man Trash posted:

i wish hitler posted here instead of muttonchips and fanboy or whatever

hitler says you can retreat from this thread

lol jk that's not how hitler rolls

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Fandyien posted:

both my history of wwii class and antony beevor's stalingrad taught me that the city itself was of limited importance compared to the amount of troops he expended on it. according to my those sources one of the original goals of invading that far was to capture essential caucasian oil fields but hitler let the armies get trapped fighting around stalingrad and iirc one of them got completely eliminated in the 'kessel' outside the city and that hosed things up mightily

anyway i really like i think david large's "Between Two Fires: Europe's Path in the 1940s" for an explanation of some of hitler's success and michael burleigh's "the racial state" for cool info about nazi germany and the cult of hitlerism. also "The Nazi War on Cancer" is super interesting and explains nazi ideology from a sort of medicinal history pov, and "The Nazi Seizure of Power" is an awesome, super precise recounting of how the party took power in a relatively small, typical german town. that one is the most eye opening imo. kershaw's biography also owns

stalingrad was of massive symbolic importance, which is (part of) why the ussr fought so harshly to defend it. symbolism is something that hitler understood keenly right up to his suicide

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
drop die bass

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
The OMG SECRET NAZI FOREST!!!!11!!! YTMND page is gone...

megalodong
Mar 11, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


holocaust denial is cool and funny

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

holocaust denial is cool and funny

Literally no one is denying that the holocaust happened. Shut up and go back to your sheep corner.

Sheep.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Muttonchips posted:

Literally no one is denying that the holocaust happened. Shut up and go back to your sheep corner.

Sheep.

12 million people were killed in the holocaust and you are insane

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the japanese killed nearly as many chinese people and nobody but the chinese cares, lmao. where is the "japanese occupation" museum in washington? its nowhere

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

12 million people were killed in the holocaust war and you are insane
Concentration camps existed. Hitler rounded up Jewish people in order to exploit them for labor and/or deport them. A lot of these people in the camps died due to malnutrition, disease, and in some cases, outright executed. Once again I am not denying that the Holocaust happened. So stop putting words in my mouth.

The official number of dead at the concentration camps? That's what I have an issue with, because it's been inflated to all poo poo. Accurate numbers are impossible to get due to massive Anti-Nazi propaganda.

I even provided evidence of the changed numbers. I didn't pull those pictures out of butt, that is from THE plaque on display at the infamous Auschwitz camp. Calm down, maybe. After all, I am right.

Fandyien posted:

the japanese killed nearly as many chinese people and nobody but the chinese cares, lmao. where is the "japanese occupation" museum in washington? its nowhere
We cared enough to drop 2 nuclear bombs on them. Also, give this poo poo a read if you're not familiar. Super fascinating stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Muttonchips posted:

Concentration camps existed. Hitler rounded up Jewish people in order to exploit them for labor and/or deport them. A lot of these people in the camps died due to malnutrition, disease, and in some cases, outright executed. Once again I am not denying that the Holocaust happened. So stop putting words in my mouth.

The official number of dead at the concentration camps? That's what I have an issue with, because it's been inflated to all poo poo. Accurate numbers are impossible to get due to massive Anti-Nazi propaganda.

I even provided evidence of the changed numbers. I didn't pull those pictures out of butt, that is from THE plaque on display at the infamous Auschwitz camp. Calm down, maybe. After all, I am right.

We cared enough to drop 2 nuclear bombs on them. Also, give this poo poo a read if you're not familiar. Super fascinating stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

hitler would not want you degrading his legacy like this

CaptainButtSmack
Oct 21, 2008
Why isn't there a hitler day I mean we have Columbus Day

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the japanese were super evil and what bugs me is they didn't have some kind of, like, grand ideology that had a sort of abstract 'mission' to it like the nazis did. the nazis systematically exterminated millions of people in eastern europe in a horrible mechanized way but the japanese just murdered and plundered the gently caress out of people. the nazis had einsatzgruppen or w/e shooting people behind the lines (though the wehrmacht was complicit later on) but the japanese army just murdered tons of chinese people willy nilly.

i always liked the nazi amnassador to nationalist china who was in naking, he saved tens of thousands of chinese people from terrible deaths during the rape of nanking and set up a safe zone the japanese army wasn't really supposed to gently caress with. he did it with the help of a bunch of other foreigners in nanking and the people of the city supported him financially until he died in like 1950

anyway japan was pretty evil

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Effectronica posted:

hitler would not want you degrading his legacy like this
Good. gently caress Hitler.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fandyien posted:

the japanese were super evil and what bugs me is they didn't have some kind of, like, grand ideology that had a sort of abstract 'mission' to it like the nazis did. the nazis systematically exterminated millions of people in eastern europe in a horrible mechanized way but the japanese just murdered and plundered the gently caress out of people. the nazis had einsatzgruppen or w/e shooting people behind the lines (though the wehrmacht was complicit later on) but the japanese army just murdered tons of chinese people willy nilly.

i always liked the nazi amnassador to nationalist china who was in naking, he saved tens of thousands of chinese people from terrible deaths during the rape of nanking and set up a safe zone the japanese army wasn't really supposed to gently caress with. he did it with the help of a bunch of other foreigners in nanking and the people of the city supported him financially until he died in like 1950

anyway japan was pretty evil

they did though, their ideology was god-emperor + race war + greater eastern co-prosperity sphere

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Muttonchips posted:

Concentration camps existed. Hitler rounded up Jewish people in order to exploit them for labor and/or deport them. A lot of these people in the camps died due to malnutrition, disease, and in some cases, outright executed. Once again I am not denying that the Holocaust happened. So stop putting words in my mouth.

The official number of dead at the concentration camps? That's what I have an issue with, because it's been inflated to all poo poo. Accurate numbers are impossible to get due to massive Anti-Nazi propaganda.

I even provided evidence of the changed numbers. I didn't pull those pictures out of butt, that is from THE plaque on display at the infamous Auschwitz camp. Calm down, maybe. After all, I am right.

We cared enough to drop 2 nuclear bombs on them. Also, give this poo poo a read if you're not familiar. Super fascinating stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

it hasnt been inflated sorry youre an idiot insane probable nazi

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

holocaust denial is cool and funny

you're just trying to make a big deal so you can cover up what you did to those genejacks


i'm onto you

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

it hasnt been inflated sorry youre an idiot insane probable nazi

hes actually a really lazy troll who should be banned and his alts trained to pet island until he learns to do better

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

it hasnt been inflated sorry youre an idiot insane probable nazi
That's your opinion and you're entitled. Frankly I've examined the evidence and I disagree.

I'm not a Nazi. I'm from America you idiot. You should just add me to your ignore list and carry on because you seem like the type you can't handle the truth.

Mange Mite posted:

hes actually a really lazy troll who should be banned and his alts trained to pet island until he learns to do better

Questioning authority automatically makes you a troll now? That's good to know LOL. With your "don't ask questions and accept what you are told!" attitude, I bet the gestapo would have LOVED to have people like you on board.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Mange Mite posted:

they did though, their ideology was god-emperor + race war + greater eastern co-prosperity sphere

yeah but they didn't have any specific reason to kill so many chinese people, race war didn't figure that highly into their poo poo like it did the nazis. i mean the japanese endorsed a lot of the racial science poo poo and eugenics but lebensraum like, specifically required murdering shitloads of slavs, whereas the co-prosperity sphere wasn't inherently tied to chinese holocaust

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Fandyien posted:

the japanese were super evil and what bugs me is they didn't have some kind of, like, grand ideology that had a sort of abstract 'mission' to it like the nazis did. the nazis systematically exterminated millions of people in eastern europe in a horrible mechanized way but the japanese just murdered and plundered the gently caress out of people. the nazis had einsatzgruppen or w/e shooting people behind the lines (though the wehrmacht was complicit later on) but the japanese army just murdered tons of chinese people willy nilly.

i always liked the nazi amnassador to nationalist china who was in naking, he saved tens of thousands of chinese people from terrible deaths during the rape of nanking and set up a safe zone the japanese army wasn't really supposed to gently caress with. he did it with the help of a bunch of other foreigners in nanking and the people of the city supported him financially until he died in like 1950

anyway japan was pretty evil

they did have a grand ideology, and it was basically identical to the nazi and italian ideology. they desired the ability to compete with the usa on an even footing and avoid american cultural domination. in order to do this, they had to establish economic dominion over a large area to compete with american resources and industry, and in order to make that dominion last, they had to destroy the existing society and rebuild it as a slave class. germany managed, decades after the fact, to get the first via the EU, while japan has managed to do a decent job at number 2 by supporting their own cultural industry

Muttonchips posted:

Good. gently caress Hitler.



Hitler, Himmler, Eichmann... they worked hard to kill 6 million Jews, 2 million gentile Poles, 150,000 Romany, 100,000 mentally unwell Germans, 8 million Slav civiliains throughout the USSR and Czechoslovakia, and 3 million prisoners of war. Don't loving disrespect them.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Fandyien posted:

yeah but they didn't have any specific reason to kill so many chinese people
Say what? Japan, China and Korea have been historical enemies since like.. the beginning of time. They have all the reason to kill and slaughter each other.

There was a long history of hatred and rivalry between the two countries.

Effectronica posted:

Hitler, Himmler, Eichmann... they worked hard to kill 6 million Jews, 2 million gentile Poles, 150,000 Romany, 100,000 mentally unwell Germans, 8 million Slav civiliains throughout the USSR and Czechoslovakia, and 3 million prisoners of war. Don't loving disrespect them.

That number has been disputed by a number of respected scholars. The one thing everyone can agree on is that we will never get an accurate number due to the circumstances.

Some people guess high, some guess low. It doesn't take away from the horrific nature of the crimes, but it's just something I'm interested in.

Why are people trying to accuse me of denying the Holocaust when I've repeated over and over again that it took place? People get offended by the stupidest things.

Muttonchips fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Oct 16, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fandyien posted:

yeah but they didn't have any specific reason to kill so many chinese people, race war didn't figure that highly into their poo poo like it did the nazis. i mean the japanese endorsed a lot of the racial science poo poo and eugenics but lebensraum like, specifically required murdering shitloads of slavs, whereas the co-prosperity sphere wasn't inherently tied to chinese holocaust

once you get into it killing people is actually really fun and cool, why do you think the government tries so hard to stop it?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Muttonchips posted:

Say what? Japan, China and Korea have been historical enemies since like.. the beginning of time. They have all the reason to kill and slaughter each other.

There was a long history of hatred and rivalry between the two countries.

Yeah, the Tang really gave a lot of fucks about the hicks to their east with their cute little attempts at understanding Master Kong.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Muttonchips posted:

Say what? Japan, China and Korea have been historical enemies since like.. the beginning of time. They have all the reason to kill and slaughter each other.

There was a long history of hatred and rivalry between the two countries.

i dont really like this argument because a modernized japan was interested in becoming economically autonomous so it could flip off the washington naval treaty and become a world power instead of a bullshit pacific power. it wasn't about some kind of perennial historical hatred it was about geopolitical circumstance and also japan's overzealous military government

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


look sheeple i am NOT a nazi i just care a lot about hitlers kill count.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
hey guys, 400 or 4 million I think we can all agree it was too many

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the holocaust has not ever been exaggerated goddamn wtf

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