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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
All the time


Without the usual circle-jerk masturbation
Which in this thread can get you probation
You have to think of words which are poetic
It can be quite good or it can be pathetic
But if your post does not contain one
You'll regret not being any fun

I encourage such stars as Iggy Koopa
To make up some lyrics like a good little trooper


This OP
Might be
Considered crap






































But if you don't play along it's a good loving trap

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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

The OP is bad.
It makes me feel sad.

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
I agree, anyone that gently caress up can get a probie.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I'm wondering why, as I give this a bump,
TOILETLORD hasn't yet verbally taken a dump

TEACHESS could have popped in to say
Those immortal words that tell us he's gay

Don Tacorleone and Michael Corleone
Mugged a poor brony, molested his pony

Breadalellogram
Bakes on webcam

Saltlick can lick salt
(Tastes bad it's your fault)

Or what about mods such as Spanish Manlove,
Cruising for assholes (and they fit like a glove)

In rhyme I can sass both the Idiot Kings
I hope I'm not probied for saying these things :

no they will not
eats his own snot
picks it in FYAD
it's all that he's got

I AM BRAWW is the law
He's a psycho cop
He farts in K Marts
I wish he would stop

See ya later
Meteor crater

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'll post where I want, like I do all the time.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll post where I want, like I do all the time.

funky see funky do, stop frontin you're not above the rules

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I give this thread a big thumbs down,

I hope you all vote it down.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll post where I want, like I do all the time.

Any lurkers watching a 'probation glutton'?
Don't hesitate to use the report button

:)

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

BigBoss posted:

I give this thread a big thumbs down,

I hope you all vote it down.

don't be crabby, forum babby

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
Rhyme? Rhyme? You
loving swine,
That ain't how you spell it
101, AP Lit
Should have taught you the way,
"Rime", we use nowaday.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
in a thread this pointless, you know that no one will post
anything more substantial than "stay safe, poverty ghost"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Any lurkers watching a 'probation glutton'?
Don't hesitate to use the report button

:)

A probation for doing what was asked in the thread?
If that happens someone may end up dead!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

I AM BRAWW posted:

I agree, anyone that gently caress up can get a probie.

I agree with this post,
cats out of the bag>
I know that y'all hate me the most
and always call me fag

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Rhyming is dumb because I can never figure out what to say.







I'm gay.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I made new garden beds today,

From wood my neighbors gave away.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
shat my pants,
do the shat pants dance

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
It's the season when tree's leaf.

Bags of mulch and cut up trees,

line the town on roads and streets.

The best part is that they're free.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Rhyming is easy, no need to be sloppy
Always remember Don't Copy That Floppy

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Tsinava posted:

It's the season when tree's leaf.

Bags of mulch and cut up trees,

line the town on roads and streets.

The best part is that they're free.

Sounds like you like gardening a lot
Nurturing nature in your own little plot
I'm wondering what sort of plants do you grow?
Please answer soon I'm dying to know

naem
May 29, 2011

THE PROLETSRIAT MUST SEIZE THE PRODUCTION OF ENOLA

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

sittin on my sack, squat
drinking belly don, bach
pizzadizzorone, hah

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Sounds like you like gardening a lot
Nurturing nature in your own little plot
I'm wondering what sort of plants do you grow?
Please answer soon I'm dying to know

Carrots, pomegranates, parsley, thyme,

Mullein, grapes, figs, blackberries,

Comfrey, cucumber, rosemary lime,

And soon, perhaps some cherries!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Effectronica posted:

Rhyme? Rhyme? You
loving swine,
That ain't how you spell it
101, AP Lit
Should have taught you the way,
"Rime", we use nowaday.

If you want to use "rime" as your moniker
Don't let me stop you Effectronica

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hey OP,
I can't see
why we can't be free
to post about all naturally

This weird rule
is just not cool
I think it's safe to say






im gay

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
There once was a woman from Sparta

Who was magnificent farter

She could boom out her rear end Bach's B Minor Mass

And in counterpoint, La Traviata

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i rhyme all the time without even tryin OP

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
If it's from the Main Stream Media,
Or within an Enyclopedia,

Reported on by a TV anchor,
Or from the lips an Illuminati banker,

Chemtrail, Pyramid or UFO
Eldritch things we cannot know,

If in any way it's news,
It's undoubtedly, assuredly, the work of the Jews.

The Corporate
Jul 7, 2009

haha i am glad you made this thread op as i do love to rhyme. and when i am flowing i am always on time. i guess it is because i am good at rap, and when people hear me they do not think i am crap!

do you feel me homey

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who read the OP and said gently caress it,
This poo poo is gay,
What else to say?
Except close thread or :gas: it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Im eyeing a picture of the late Don Knotts
my dick getting fat, im getting the hots

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Net's disciple
Rhymes constructed like Eiffel
Towers catch golden showers
Those who try to mess with my powers
Because I am like the Teen Titans
So stop your fighting
Learn to be like a Quaker or Gandhi
Because you can't hand me
My rear end, its locked away
You hold no sway so stop your hammocking
Its time for panicking
But this ain't no disco
Rather get out the crisco
Time to get lubed and ready
And hold steady as you can
As I blow the pan and smoke the pot
420 erreyday no questioning
Just keep refreshing hitting F5
Until you arrive at the heart of the internet
And then you know what's wet and dry
Like a pie figure out the euphemism
While I am putting it in the blanks
Between the lines give thanks like
Late November that I am here to end the
Tyranny of boring rhymes up in this thread
And like nitrous it goes right to your
Head

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Little boy blew
Mods Knew

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I'm just in time
for posts sublime
because it's fine
to post in rhyme

The Corporate
Jul 7, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

Im eyeing a picture of the late Don Knotts
my dick getting fat, im getting the hots

i like this post the most thank u ghost


i dont actually like it the most i just wanted to make that sick rhyme

The Corporate
Jul 7, 2009

The Corporate posted:

i like this post the most thank u ghost


i dont actually like it the most i just wanted to make that sick rhyme

but it is a good post dont get the wrong idea or anything :)

ur post is great so do not hate! :)

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

The Corporate posted:

i dont actually like it the most i just wanted to make that sick rhyme
This does not look like a rhyme that took.

Step up your game if you're not really lame.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

the time always flies with those bugged out eyes
I see them and wheeze "yes thank you and please"

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Thread gets gassed
OP licks my rear end

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i arrive in your thread, reply in hand
lisa needs braces... dental plan

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I hate your threads
So I'd watch where you tread
Because I'm going to put you to bed,
But you'll actually be dead.

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