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lets look at the facts girls like flowers flowers smell nice my dick does not smell nice flowers wilt if you touch them my dick does not wilt if you touch it why
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some do, some dont
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Oct 19, 2014 00:11
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my dick smells good it has a fragrant musk that can not be denied
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Oct 19, 2014 00:13
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swampland posted:my dick smells good it has a fragrant musk that can not be denied smells like wet dog
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Oct 19, 2014 00:14
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they probably do but since they are such an abundant good they can pretend they dont
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Oct 19, 2014 00:14
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dude what are you even talking about the ladies love dick pics forums superstar trixie spends most of her time here trawling the forums for dick pics for example like I dunno maybe send her some
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Oct 19, 2014 00:16
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penises are weird-looking. i basically only like a penis when it's inside me
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Oct 19, 2014 00:20
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Dongattack posted:smells like wet dog yes
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Oct 19, 2014 00:25
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:dude what are you even talking about the ladies love dick pics
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a hole-y ghost posted:i dunno about trixie tho, i suspect she is keeping all those and some day she is going to go a-reapin', rusty garden shears in hand, and collect all that she saw prolly string them up on a trophy necklace, dongs a danglin'
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i dont know op, but i just realized that when I die ill be buried with my dick. ill just be there, dead in a coffni underground, with this weird, rotting genitalia attached to me. what a hosed up thing. no wonder they dont want dick pix.
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Oct 19, 2014 00:36
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Attitude Indicator posted:i dont know op, but i just realized that when I die ill be buried with my dick. ill just be there, dead in a coffni underground, with this weird, rotting genitalia attached to me. what a hosed up thing. no wonder they dont want dick pix. 
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Bike without wheels posted:lets look at the facts did you send it over email or regular mail?
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a hole-y ghost posted:oh no you wont quoting this for evidence
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Oct 19, 2014 00:44
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Because dicks, much like the male body are hideous to behold. It's like a grotesque flesh column.
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shut up netface posted:Because dicks, much like the male body are hideous to behold. It's like a grotesque flesh column. i got one of these and I have to agree. We are loving gross!
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Oct 19, 2014 00:52
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Penetrative organs are just perpetrations of the patriarchy PP's of P
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Oct 19, 2014 00:53
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Many probably do if done correctly
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Oct 19, 2014 00:54
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Azraelle posted:Many probably do if done correctly like what? if we tied a ribbon on it? Or included a picture of an engagement ring?
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Oct 19, 2014 00:56
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Every part of my body is extremely nasaly attractive to both sexes, think I've posted about this before I smell like god after he takes a hot shower
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Oct 19, 2014 00:57
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Azraelle posted:Many probably do if done correctly explain. i tried sending sexy dick picks to a girl once, but all she received was pictures of that guy no one remembers from WHAM
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Oct 19, 2014 00:57
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VendaGoat posted:like what? if we tied a ribbon on it? Or included a picture of an engagement ring? There's an art to it, presenting it as something beautiful and desirable.
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Oct 19, 2014 01:00
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Have you ever seen a legit dick pic? Like still in an iChat or hangouts app or whatever? It's not pleasant.
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Oct 19, 2014 01:01
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Vaginas are even worse. I don't get why porn is always about the close up gyno shots. WTF, pull back a little and let some tits in the frame, jesus.
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Oct 19, 2014 01:01
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vomeronasal organ
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Oct 19, 2014 01:01
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VendaGoat posted:like what? if we tied a ribbon on it? Or included a picture of an engagement ring? A turgid penis against a beautiful sunset, pubes swaying in the gentle breeze
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The Dregs posted:Vaginas are even worse. I don't get why porn is always about the close up gyno shots. WTF, pull back a little and let some tits in the frame, jesus. you watch the worst porn in the goddam world.
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They're ball gals, send pics of your balls instead.
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they're just not as aesthetic as a ripped torso or a face with the optimal stubble level
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Oct 19, 2014 01:02
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My dick however, does wilt. Ladies 
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Oct 19, 2014 01:03
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use twine to choke your member until it turns purple, this trick increases the contrast with your fishwhite belly for dynamic effect
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The Dregs posted:Vaginas are even worse. I don't get why porn is always about the close up gyno shots. WTF, pull back a little and let some tits in the frame, jesus. This is kinda true, and the same with dicks. It's like, even if someone has a pretty face, you don't want to zoom in to see every pore.
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:A turgid penis against a beautiful sunset, pubes swaying in the gentle breeze an engorged silhouette if you will.
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Oct 19, 2014 01:04
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Azraelle posted:you don't want to zoom in to see every pore. lol noob
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Azraelle posted:This is kinda true, and the same with dicks. It's like, even if someone has a pretty face, you don't want to zoom in to see every pore. I do, I love the pussy unabashedly and with angry hunger. Not like you queers.
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Azraelle posted:This is kinda true, and the same with dicks. It's like, even if someone has a pretty face, you don't want to zoom in to see every pore. every hole on a woman is beautiful
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Chard posted:Every part of my body is extremely nasaly attractive to both sexes, think I've posted about this before Why aren't dudes allowed to smell nice? If you spray yourself with Axe instead of taking showers it's okay, but if you smell like roses you'll just get a bunch of weird looks. edit: holy poo poo, "aloud". Some English major I am. 
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VendaGoat posted:every hole on a woman is beautiful
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Chard posted:use twine to choke your member until it turns purple, this trick increases the contrast with your fishwhite belly for dynamic effect
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VendaGoat posted:every hole on a woman is beautiful Monstrous Dooklord posted:I do, I love the pussy unabashedly and with angry hunger. Not like you queers. I am... defeated
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