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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



so i'm stuck with nothing to do on a saturday night and i can either get really drunk and watch woody allen movies, or just really high and eat some candy and play videogames. im having a tough time deciding what would you do in my shoes GBS besides kill myself

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
drink some bleach

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Buy candy and ferment it into moonshine, OP. Best of both worlds right there.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
weed, probably

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
Both, then hand out alcoholed candy to children on Halloween. YOSPOS Bithc

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
alcohol breaks down into sugars, so choose that one

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



okay more details its basically either $4 wine or sour skittles.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spanish Manlove posted:

drink some bleach

he makes a surprisingly strong compromise.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Skittles Vodka OP.

http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

gorki
Aug 9, 2014

Fandyien posted:

what would you do in my shoes GBS

would spend hours playing with my strange new junk

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




i feel like that would produce a devestating hangover

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I don't think the OP has that kind of money.

To afford skittles, I mean.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Empty Sandwich posted:

Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

thanks Homer.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Smoke some weed then drink the wine.

It shouldn't take 15 posts for someone to say this.

For shame, Something Awful.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Smoke weed and start drinking red wine and get way into some bizarre thing you find on Wikipedia.

Make sure you do it all alone though, you don't want music or friends interrupting you as you investigate the nuances of wood chisels found in prague from the 1590s.

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012


I did that once, you might as well just pour some food colouring into the vodka

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'd kill for some weed and snacks do that poo poo gently caress booze it sucks

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

And vodka gummy bears!

http://mixthatdrink.com/vodka-gummi-bears/

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
do both silly

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute here.

Since when were alcohol and weed and candy mutually exclusive?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sintax posted:

do both silly

what space ghost said.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

bullshit

salty liquorice vodka

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
vodka gummy bears

just remember that you'll feel like a rebellious schoolgirl doing it but who cares n' poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Spanish Manlove posted:

drink some bleach

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




lol if you don't have weed ona saturday

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i bought combos and red wine so now i have weed combos and red wine

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




put the wine bottle in your butt

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chard posted:

put the wine bottle in your butt

only if it's a sparkling wine or a good dry Cabernet

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

only if it's a sparkling wine or a good dry Cabernet

pansy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

my colon is a refined palette you plebeian

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

i bought combos and red wine so now i have weed combos and red wine

can i come over?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

my colon is a refined palette you plebeian

lol

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thanks Homer.

"I'm feeling low, Apu. Have you got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Empty Sandwich posted:

"I'm feeling low, Apu. Have you got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"

I am sorry but that is not a real product.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am sorry but that is not a real product.

well then give me a six pack of beer and a couple bags of skittles.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


why would you not just buy a 40 dumbass

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no wonder tim was the tool man and you were the drat sidekick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

well then give me a six pack of beer and a couple bags of skittles.

:)

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iggy Koopa posted:

no wonder tim was the tool man and you were the drat sidekick

be nice!

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