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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

What can I say? I don't have any sexual prefence and in fact do not desire of sex. I'm NOT a eunuch! I'm just a chick who would rather not have the complications.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sorry; cumming is pretty great

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


yo can chicks even be eunuchs, like what do you remove?

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


same, only i'm a yeast cell

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ive hosed girls with that mentality and after a few times they want it all the time
youre not different in this aspect but im sure you have your special charms

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
im gaysexual

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
And yet here you are posting your doubts

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

ive hosed girls with that mentality and after a few times they want it all the time
youre not different in this aspect but im sure you have your special charms

I can focus on the things I enjoy like calculus and Magic the Gathering. Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
If liking sex is the norm, would that make you asexual deviant?

England Sucks
Sep 19, 2014

by XyloJW

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

What can I say? I don't have any sexual prefence and in fact do not desire of sex. I'm NOT a eunuch! I'm just a chick who would rather not have the complications.

No you aren't.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
goondolances, op

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I can focus on the things I enjoy like calculus and Magic the Gathering. Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...

so you're the female fedora

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I can focus on the things I enjoy like calculus and Magic the Gathering. Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...
effort?

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
don't worry, you're probably not asexual, you likely just haven't yet discovered the utterly bizarre and unattainable fetish you're into.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

FuriousGeorge posted:

don't worry, you're probably not asexual, you likely just haven't yet discovered the utterly bizarre and unattainable fetish you're into.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Sucks to be you. Sex is pretty fun, with the right person.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

FuriousGeorge posted:

don't worry, you're probably not asexual, you likely just haven't yet discovered the utterly bizarre and unattainable fetish you're into.

Hi.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

England Sucks posted:

No you aren't.

I have my hobbies?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Iggy Koopa posted:

yo can chicks even be eunuchs, like what do you remove?

Men get it cut off, women get it filled in with cement.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

FuriousGeorge posted:

don't worry, you're probably not asexual, you likely just haven't yet discovered the utterly bizarre and unattainable fetish you're into.

here u go

http://i.imgur.com/K9tK2.jpg :nws:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
kinda curious as to why you thought we needed to know about this OP

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I know that afeel

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Ever load up Redtube and just make that Maroney face :/ and close out the window? Yeah...

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I can focus on the things I enjoy like calculus and Magic the Gathering. Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...

Same.

Except I don't call myself asexual just because I'm not constantly trying to get laid and don't obsess with it.

And don't play magic.

And am bad at calculus.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I can focus on the things I enjoy like calculus and Magic the Gathering. Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...

gently caress yeah it is. And I can still do calculus and play Magic with my friends. But I can get laid by my wife too. Bonus for me.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
u just never had that good dick girl. holla at me sometime. ill show you whats up.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
guessing op is also fat, has joint issues, has specific dietary "needs" and is fat

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010

Iggy Koopa posted:

yo can chicks even be eunuchs, like what do you remove?

im sure if you wikipedia hysterectomy you can find some good pics

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

jackyl posted:

guessing op is also fat, has joint issues, has specific dietary "needs" and is fat

I know way too many 300 pound vegans.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

PromethiumX posted:

u just never had that good dick girl. holla at me sometime. ill show you whats up.

Don't holla at this guy, he will probably give you herpes.

Also go gently caress a girl and see if you like it. I enjoy it a lot.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

FuriousGeorge posted:

don't worry, you're probably not asexual, you likely just haven't yet discovered the utterly bizarre and unattainable fetish you're into.

It's true, all this really means is that you're probably freaky as poo poo OP

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
im sexually attrtacted to teh morbidly obese american moms, exercising

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Sigh. I just asked a simple question, I didn't want to be trolled. Mods?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

Sigh. I just asked a simple question, I didn't want to be trolled. Mods?

how fat are you

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
wow. a lot of goony goons ITT

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Jose Oquendo posted:

how fat are you

I really don't see what that has to do with it. If I was fat and desirous of sex, I would get fit.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

Sigh. I just asked a simple question, I didn't want to be trolled. Mods?

What was your question exactly? I don't see one anywhere

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Tautologicus posted:

What was your question exactly? I don't see one anywhere

Maybe if you weren't chasing tail all the time you could learn to read? That's my second question. Here is my first question:

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...

dstyle
Jul 24, 2006

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I can focus on the things I enjoy like calculus and Magic the Gathering. Is chasing an orgasm really worth all that effort you guys put into it? Honest question...

i can :jackbud: and still have 23 hours and 55 minutes every day to enjoy calculus and magic the gathering, so

Jose Oquendo posted:

how fat are you

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I really don't see what that has to do with it. If I was fat and desirous of sex, I would get fit.

You don't need to get fit, fat women get laid all the time. Fat guys do not.

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