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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Valuev seems like a cool guy. As was mentioned he ~wooed~ his wife w his poetry and likes classical music and Tolstoy



His wife is 5'2", so she really doesn't have to look at his face much :unsmith:

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awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

lol still has tacky wallpaper

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

RideTheSpiral posted:

russia is full of gay people and gay clubs and gay poo poo.

in moscow putin is well known at popular gay club ice breaker. putin is known as the iron fist.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
valuev is probably relatively wealthy & that place he is in still looks like a loving dump

E: its nice that a big scary guy is sweet to his wife tho :unsmith:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
does he even fit in her

WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007

Zzulu posted:

does he even fit in her

In Russia. Vagina can stretch thanks to Rasputin legacy.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04m3k1q/storyville-20132014-29-russias-toughest-prison-the-condemned :stare:

"it was then I realised I killed 6 people"

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Can you summarize it for those of us not in the UK?

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Jesus Christ posted:

Can you summarize it for those of us not in the UK?

well then move to the uk you scrub jfc

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional

whoflungpoop posted:

Valuev seems like a cool guy. As was mentioned he ~wooed~ his wife w his poetry and likes classical music and Tolstoy

This is one of the weirdest things about Russia to me. They are literary as gently caress. It's like one of the last countries on earth where you can make more than a subsistence living being a poet.

tbf i don't think 'the west' has ever understood the russians at any point in history.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

those are romanians. generally considered subhuman

old joke

how are russians better than romanians?

they are better than romanians.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Three-Phase posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7cpQRf2lvw

Unfortunately I've heard this music style is related to Russian/Ukranian Neo-Nazis.

have you never been to europe this has been a common sight since the nineties

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Three-Phase posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7cpQRf2lvw

Unfortunately I've heard this music style is related to Russian/Ukranian Neo-Nazis.

skrillix is part of the third international

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Zzulu posted:

does he even fit in her

maybe it isn't proportional

gorillas got tiny dicks u no

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i would send russia a fleet of barbers if i could

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


"Look Boris we got tank!"
"Da, is impressive Alexey. How you get?"
"It fall off back truck."
"Aaaah, I get. No ask more questions."
"Nyet nyet Boris, tank actually fall off back truck!"
"Tch. Alexey I long time friend. Is not need explain, you got tank is all important."
etc.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

CommonTerry posted:

maybe it isn't proportional

gorillas got tiny dicks u no

same as humans. therefore theyre usually monogamous unlike chimps who have massive balls compared to their size and have harems

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine

Rambling Robot posted:




who is the clown on the right.

i once saw him on a russian "comedy" tv show.

he's the russian gorgeous george.

The guy on the right is ethnically bulgarian but hes a hella popular pop singer in Russia and he really hit it big when he married a Russian pop singer named Alla Pugacheva, who is considered to be Russian music industry royalty basically.

He's got a good voice but everything else is loving hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQgO8zGAolA

Sex Bumbo
Aug 14, 2004

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

Is there such thing as an attractive russian man?

do they exist?

yah


http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/your-new-russian-boyfriend

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



He rises :cthulhu:

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
I don't care if he's gay Pavel Patel is my internet boyfriend.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Does everyone live in disgusting small flats or are there like actual suburban homes in Russia.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Cmdr Will Riker watches you poop

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

euphronius posted:

Does everyone live in disgusting small flats or are there like actual suburban homes in Russia.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacha

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

lollll

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Top City Homo posted:

those are romanians. generally considered subhuman

old joke

how are russians better than romanians?

they are better than romanians.

Is there a level below Slav. . . is there "Less than Slav"?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


i will always loff this

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
Haha! My Russian friends invited me over for Christmas. (I know them about 6 months) Like I said they are really loving chill people. I can't wait to see what kinds of crazy poo poo we get up to.

Whatever about the freaks and geeks and weirdos and lovely government and problems, they are as welcoming and cool as anyone. (And enjoyed a few of the links from this thread I sent on)

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

euphronius posted:

Does everyone live in disgusting small flats or are there like actual suburban homes in Russia.

You can choose between

or


If you're connected or unscrupulous you live here


Not much in between since the middle class was eradicated on purpose, with the whole communist thing and all.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Does everyone here know what a Gopnik is? If not, google.

e: It was in the comics and I almost forgot, but "Thief in law", that's where the hard stories come from. "You never know when you need roof, but you will need roof."

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Oct 20, 2014

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

sauer kraut posted:

If you're connected or unscrupulous you live here


Not much in between since the middle class was eradicated on purpose, with the whole communist thing and all.

Looks like Rush Limbaugh's condo.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
I don't think they let Gopniks in here, unless its a Tux Tracksuit and an e-cig.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Room



Nazis, they gently caress everything up.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Herv posted:

I don't think they let Gopniks in here, unless its a Tux Tracksuit and an e-cig.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Room



Nazis, they gently caress everything up.

I went there once, when you're looking at it you can see how much money there is in it but it's kinda weirdly ugly and being in it makes you feel a little claustrophobic

It's an analogy for Russia you see

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

platedlizard posted:

Looks like Rush Limbaugh's condo.



I too want flower-making GBS threads doves on my ceiling

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Everything about Russia makes sense when you consider that everyone is shitfaced drunk 24/7

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Pochoclo posted:

Everything about Russia makes sense when you consider that everyone is shitfaced drunk 24/7

There's apparently about 20% of the population that are only moderate alcoholics. They are basically the cement that holds Russia together.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

stay safe diaper sniper

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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lol russia lost a submarine and sweden is like whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/20/world/europe/sweden-russia-submarine-mystery/index.html

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