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Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

E: nm

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
This Club Penguin stuff just boggles the goddamn mind.

Ingredients for tea. Actually, an enema.



Just say no to vampires.



Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

how to wash Sonic's butt

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Can I be hardXcore without the sweater vest?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

How to feel like you're wearing nothing at all

nothing at all...

nothing at all...

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

I'd completely forgotten that I opened this thread, didn't know what the gently caress when I tabbed back. :butt:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
gently caress wikihow, somebody needs to make a wikiwhy.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Let me guess.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I hate knowing what this is.

You can have the vet shoot lasers into your dog's butthole to remove them if they get impacted too often.

Seriously, friggin' lasers.

In the butthole.

We still remove impacted wisdom teeth with what is essentially a hammer and chisel but veterinary technology has advanced to the point where we can go all G.I. Joe on our dog butts to make them more comfortable :hellyeah:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I like the idea of a vet shouting YOOOOO JOE while blasting dog butts with lasers. Maybe if you hold your ear up to the dog's butt, you'll hear a little high pitched voice scream RETREEEEEAAAT

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Tell us more about how you hear "retreat" when you approach your dog's butt

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
The real problems start when the cat tries to hunt the laser while you're de-impacting.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013


How to Come Up With a Rapper Name


How to Start Rapping


How to Freestyle Rap

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



What is this?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
"How to Heterosexuality"

Huszsersvn
Nov 11, 2009

Nice world you've got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

Is this site tailored towards educating extraterrestrials or something?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Huszsersvn posted:

Is this site tailored towards educating extraterrestrials or something?

Somebody please make WikiHow into an SCP entry.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Huszsersvn posted:

Is this site tailored towards educating extraterrestrials or something?

There are more normal entries, like 8 Ways to Clean a Mattress. We're just not posting about them.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
"How to Have Fun by Yourself"

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

karl fungus posted:

"How to Have Fun by Yourself"



Oh god this might be a worse idea than the Combating Yourself article

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I'm so high right now.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


How To Think Before Speaking

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

karl fungus posted:

"How to Have Fun by Yourself"



I googled 'flarf' and :magical:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

What is this?

How to Deal With a Boyfriend Who Is Obsessed With Your Butt.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
http://www.wikihow.com/Die-Peacefully

:(

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009





How to Do Black Metal Vocals

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v0ENscgHIo

W424
Oct 21, 2010





How to Do Harsh Death Metal Vocals

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t



Just what kind of site is this :mad:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


Yes, that is exactly what you think it is.

"wikipeadia.org" :v:

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Running is a great sport, but something is wrong. In wealthy nations that have too many shoes and not enough chia seeds, runners get injured on average every year. How can we fix this? With sensible footwear, a schedule that avoids overtraining, and proper form!





Arrest that ass!
Sep 1, 2006

my deadlift personal record
What is up with running like that? I sometimes see poo poo online of kids doing it and I can't for the life of me understand why.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Arrest that rear end! posted:

What is up with running like that? I sometimes see poo poo online of kids doing it and I can't for the life of me understand why.

Anime characters run like that for some reason and sometimes people imitate them even though it's impractical as gently caress.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Arrest that rear end! posted:

What is up with running like that? I sometimes see poo poo online of kids doing it and I can't for the life of me understand why.

Anime. If not that, then Sonic.

e:fb

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



BattleMaster posted:

Anime characters run like that for some reason and sometimes people imitate them even though it's impractical as gently caress.

They run like that to save animation costs. The arms don't move, and they usually don't show the legs running, so all they need to do is scroll the background. So a bunch of goddamn nerds now run like jackasses because production companies wanted to save a few bucks.

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




No you see, they're moving so fast that the wind pushes their arms back. Why bother resisting when you've ~focused your energy~ into the legs?

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